ITT post vampires

ITT post vampires

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Do you think vampire girls would like biting into an erect penis because there's so much blood packed into it? Is that why most of them are semen demons?

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my hips are moving on their own!

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Moka a qt.

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You are all dead.

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She’s shit

No I'm a vampire

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Try biting into an erect dick and it will never give either blood nor semen again

Time to fix these girls

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She kills vampires.

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I agree, but OP said vamps.
hello there alexander

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Noone remembers my daughterwife Hazuki

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Lewd.

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user no

wtf my computer froze

niggertoro unrelated

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I like to imagine that he stole the donut in his left hand from that confused girl in the back.

NOOOOOOOOOO

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You haven't seen the movie I posted, watch it.
Nick Cage running around pretending he's a vampire.

I was in the elf thread and I was wondering if the myth of vampires was like the myth of elves - modernised to be cutesy.
I think from memory they were like shapeshifters.

is she going to S U C C me?

A gentleman doesn't steal a lady's donut.

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Succubus vampires best vampires.
Especially when they're so obsessed with the cock they force themselves to sparingly drink from the person.

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Based and redpilled

Anime girls aren't Vampires. This is a real one.

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Too human.

That's not the IRS.

I don't get it.

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I thought it implied he would splattered in that vicinity.

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Stop right there! You violated the masquerade. Back to the sewers with you.

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Reminds me of David Rockefeller.

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/pol/ is leaking again...

That’s a demon

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Oh come on, the fed reserve joke is commonly known.

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>chuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

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Obligatory.

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of the semen variety

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Still prefer the prototype. Not a vampire, by the way.

REALLY wish he hadn't changed her design in the second doujin.

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ChiComs woulda been far more fitting.

>/pol/
>Not bootlicking the federal reserve

There are more vampire myths than faggots on Yea Forums, user. Even our earliest modern vampire stories had Varney the Vampire as a good guy who could abstain from blood.

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>There are more vampire myths than faggots on Yea Forums

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They're almost painted as something to be pitied in some cases. Something that has lost their humanity.

There are a lot of myths. There are a lot of faggots on Yea Forums too.

>No dumpire
>No Arc
Funny vamps are the best girl vamps

Fuck, that's how you look with Obsfucate 3? Meet the sun.

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Let there be vampire feet.

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This guy killed and ate a dude and got off on a technicality. Japan's laws are so fucked up

Ia that a guren lagaan reference?

ah I see some of you lads want a blood fetish

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how am I supposed to close that book without the pages flopping around on one side?

¡ZA WARRRUDO!

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Nanashi should just go back to making more illya doujins

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that looks more like a cat’s mouth than a vampire’s

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It's more similar to lion taming.

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reverse vampire

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you need the proper tool

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That was the only good part of that show.

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HAWT

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shut up bitch

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human supremacy

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Best vampire in this thread.

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A gentleman doesn't steal anyone's donut. That's just low.

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> not posting tier 0 vampires

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magic, the book expands when you open it and becomes normal when closed.

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Glory to the workers revolution.

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>There are lies and there are REALLY BAD LIES!

And statistics.

It took way too long for Remilia to be posted.

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That, and I like a nice pair of chompers

People held off posting good vampires because the thread started with a bunch of pleb-tier ones.

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Based
Cringe

>vampire
>tanned

Shinoa and Krul were the only good things to come out of Owari no Seraph

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Touhou is not anime you pieces of shit. Stay out of /jp/.

'sup bitches?

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No. Vampires suck.

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Chapter 3 when?

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anime when?

>girls

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When the third chapter is fucking release already.
It'd unironically be a pretty good SoL anime now that I think about it

I appreciated the joke.

I don't know what kind of lifestyle you have to lead to consider Yupiel SoL, but I'm pretty sure I'd like to have it.

What, you can't see
>My daily life with my Vampire mistress
As a thing?

I could, but it's a far cry from typical SoL.

God just imagine the overtly sexual teasing and creative imagery

>100+ replies
>No kyuutpire

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That's because she's a shit and uncute

No, she's the kyuutest

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Prove it, nothing I've seen so far is cute or even funny

You've never heard of niggers and their variants?

The english dub was a masterpiece, so many memes

>sample

>tfw no fangplay
>you will never place both your hands on her cheeks and gently playing her fangs with your thumbs
WAKE ME THE FUCK UP

she's not a vampire tho she's a semen demon

Proly never, he stuck himself with that Nagatoro shit.

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with her its new genre; SoD, Slice of Death

God i fucking love his toothy smiking girls.
Fucking paywalls

New chapters when?

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The weak do not deserve donuts.

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All vampires are semen demons.

Good doujins.

Vampire. Feet.

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owen was her?

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>leaking
you have to go back

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>tfw no vamplier-chan

Is this a joke?

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I wanna watch the show for them but I heard they barely appear.

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The show is well worth watching regardless. Think of them being in it as a bonus.

>Right Wing Tax Squads
This

Glory to the workers revolution

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Was ZUN who made popular the loli vampire characters?

I made you my servant answer me

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Such a great character design

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no that was claudia

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it was almost the same as the eng subs was there anything special

reminder that vampires are a plague and deserve to dusted

what show is it again?

>Begone and trouble me no more, foul creature of the underworld Nagatoro

Sirius the Jaeger

nice

What about cute ones?

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>Manga or anime adaptation never

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your regular /pol/ crossposter isn't even aware about this kind of stuff

imagine getting bit by those fangs

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>The english dub was a masterpiece

That bad, huh?

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Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu

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Only the real niggas will now.

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We all know DIO is just Araki self insert into an American Rockstar

Source?

When nanashi restores her original design.

Dumb dorkpire

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Touhou is not anime you piece of shit. Stop off topic posting. And stay out of /jp/, faggot.

Touhou has more than one anime

shush

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> I was a child, about six years old, and I awoke from a confused and troubled dream, and found myself in a room, unlike my nursery, wainscoted clumsily in some dark wood, and with cupboards and bedsteads, and chairs, and benches placed about it. The beds were, I thought, all empty, and the room itself without anyone but myself in it; and I, after looking about me for some time, and admiring especially an iron candlestick with two branches, which I should certainly know again, crept under one of the beds to reach the window; but as I got from under the bed, I heard someone crying; and looking up, while I was still upon my knees, I saw you — most assuredly you — as I see you now; a beautiful young lady, with golden hair and large blue eyes, and lips — your lips — you as you are here.
>“Your looks won me; I climbed on the bed and put my arms about you, and I think we both fell asleep. I was aroused by a scream; you were sitting up screaming. I was frightened, and slipped down upon the ground, and, it seemed to me, lost consciousness for a moment; and when I came to myself, I was again in my nursery at home. Your face I have never forgotten since. I could not be misled by mere resemblance. You are the lady whom I saw then.”
- Carmilla, 1871. The progenitor of loli vampires being cute. And implied /ll/.

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Fan Anime*
You secondary trash scumbag
>seething
Stay out of /jp/

>xD

I now wish to protect this vampire's smile user, and its all your fault!

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Cute.

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>And implied /ll/.

wat

Carmilla is also the progenitor of lesbian vampires, probably. A significant part of the story is Carmilla fawning after Laura for predatory reasons.

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That doesn't explain the /ll/ comment.

Maybe the greentext needed more context, but Carmilla (aged well past the point of natural human lifespan) appeared as a six year old just to snuggle 6-year old Laura in her bed. There's probably some other examples I can't remember offhand.

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Man, that's just HNNNNNNNGH!

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Enjoy!

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What sort of expression is that and why is she making it?

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