Konosuba

Welcome to this Succubus dream shop, dear customer. What kind of dream do you wish for? Please write your order in this format so we may fulfill your request tonight. Dozo~

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Why doesn't Kazuma just rape Darkness whenever he wants?

The one where I'm loved and needed please.

When I was 15 a 10 year old girl confessed to me. You know what to do.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

And I want her to serve me while eating.

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Hey, I'll have a Konosuba S3 with extra serving of comfy ED. Thanks dude!

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You directed her to a counselor, didn't you

Alright, let's keep it simple for the beginning.
So in the dream, I'm walking around the beach, when suddenly, I see this fucking fat manlet loser with his wallflower-type girlfriend (that would be the succubus). So I walk up to them, and I start insulting the guy, call him a little faggot, and say the girl deserves a real man. Then the girl agrees, and she breaks up with him, and we BANG right in front of him.

I want this.

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>tomboy
>vanilla
>happy sex
>cuddling
>headpatting
>tanned
>impregnation
>-NTR

I take the dream where I walk into a succubus dream shop.

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I wish for you shameless sluts to put some decent fucking clothes on

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>loli
>tomboy
>brown skin
>femdom
>handjob
>prostate massage
>leglock

Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery
One medium body, only a bit of breasts but extra ass. Actually, make that a double order of ass. For toppings could I get some Naizuri, armpit licking, annilingus, deepthroating - ah, if at all possible could those last two be paired together? Thanks. Then, I'll also have black hair, long cut -yes, the longer the better- a little bit of urination but not too much, just like a sprinkle of it, some anal... actually a lot of anal, a bit of some ahegao and a lot, a lot of yandere. Just douse the whole thing in yandere, really, gimme all that you got. If you've got any, then a vaginal sticker would be great, too.

Oh, and hold on the scat and futa. I'm allergic to trash fetishes so if I see any of that garbage, I won't pay.

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Day of kimo when

Can she turn me and herself into big titty futas

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I'ma be honest. You could roll the dice on the girl you send, just slap a dick on her. Big milfy thick fat ass succubus or scrawny flat chested lolibitch succubus, just have her have a dick. It'll even be her choice what size and thickness she wants.

Oh, and I'll pay triple what 's paying if you slip both scat and and the biggest dick that girl can muster into his order, thanks.

The mistress of the house in triplicate please.

Half this, for fuck's sake. I'm loved but not needed, and I don't understand why I'm loved when I'm so useless and unproductive.

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I want to see a dream where I win the pokemon league!

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He's smart and knows not to stick his dick in crazy
Much more useful to just stare at em as he beats off and use his succ discount

That one's so unrealistic that you can't even make it happen in a dream.
BURASTO

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Just make me into a girl and give me this.

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White Europe, reform the Vatican army, Retake Jerusalem for good.

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A NUMBER NINE

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I'd like a dark-haired, tanned, glasses-wearing, haughty noblewoman-type succubus, curvaceous and with an attitude like a boss trying to order around her underling, wearing full business attire including a white button-down shirt and slacks, with black lace lingerie beneath it all and high heels. I'd like her to run her mouth for a decent bit of time, whether it's with insults or just self-promoting nonsense in a self-centered and bossy way, building herself up while trying to verbally tear me down.

Then, I'd like her tied up, protesting all the while, with her wrists behind her, so that I can strip her down to nothing except her lingerie, stockings, and high-heels, embarrassing her, at which point I'd like to be brought a dessert cart laden down with cream pies, sweet gooey cakes, bottles and buckets of warm syrups, two pitchers of ice water, one large 40-gallon tub of melted liquid rainbow sherbet, and one waterproof hitachi wand vibrator. All of which I will use on her as she protests, whines, yells, gasps, cries, moans, and bitches through her ongoing delicious humiliation.

I'd like all of this signed out for two hours please.

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Yeah, that would be nice, wound't it?

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I want you. Just come tonight, no dream, no need for some special transformation or appearance; you're beautiful as is. I want to make you happy for ever.

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WHY IS THIS GIVING ME A HARD DICK

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This fucking episode.

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Telepathic influence on dreams has been studied under laboratory conditions and the results suggest the effect exists with strong odds against chance (100% proof is technically impossible). Nothing at the level of ero-dream services, but the base-line for potentially developing such a talent almost certainly exists.

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>hello is this the succubus shop
>I want a dream where I go to the succubus shop
>go to succubus shop in dream
>hello is this the succubus shop
>I want a dream where I go to the succubus shop
>go to succubus shop in dream inside a dream
>hello is this the succubus shop
>I want a dream where I go to the succubus shop
>go to succubus shop in dream inside a dream inside a dream
>hello is this the succubus shop
>I want a dream where I go to the succubus shop
>go to succubus shop in dream inside a dream inside a dream inside a dream
>???
>profit

i couldve sworn this was seeds feed and seed (formerly chucks) - was this formerly sneeds?

And then he orders Darkness.
What was he thinking?

Can I take one where a girl loves me despite my flaws and then I never wake up?

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prepare for epic post guys:
I want one (1) sex xD
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It's the perfect crime.

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Silly, we don't provide that kind of service.

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kill yourself

what the fuck is wrong with the lady in the background? her upper body is closer than the guy but her lower body isnt some how or she has some twig legs and a pot belly starting. is she pregnant?

She has the looks of his ideal partner, just not the personality.

Rollando.

>just not the personality
What a gay.

Thanks man. Heres a you, laffed

I'll have one order for a white hair tanned tomboy confessing her lust to me, and holding me down and riding me in front of the rest of her girls track team as they watch

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I want a dream about an Anarcho-Capitalist future where nation states have effectively been replaced by megacorporations. It will revolve around the story of a morally twisted but hypercompetent CEO and her moralfag of a personal assistant (me) as they try to navigate a landscape of intrigue, betrayal, CAPITALISM and PROFIT knowing that the only ones they can truly trust are eachother. It needs to have femdom, but the tender and loving kind where she manhandles me and treats me like her most prized and precious possession. Oh, and there have to be action segments too that feature private militaries (with incredibly silly names like the "Louis Vuitton Airforce", the "McMarines" and the "WalMart Imperial Navy". Oh, and the femdom CEO also needs to have some kind of mecha-biological augmentations (Nanomachines son!) that make her a walking weapon of mass destruction (though not significantly stronger than other CEO's who can afford equivalent augmentations).

I'll give you a 350% tip if you make this into an anime series with at least 50 episodes.

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Man that is kind of hot.

All of them are great.

My spaghetti is almost ready but it needs the SAUCE

senpai hunting

...

hell yeah

...

I want an experienced succubus, do not send a rookie, I don't want to traumatize a poor youngling.

Make her long haired, jet black please, and big breasted, taller than me. I want ryona first, and I'm going to go all out, broken bones, lacerated flesh, beatings, the whole deal, she MUST feel all the pain, otherwise the deal is off. Then I want to embrace her and cry on her bosom. I'll just cum inside her to fulfill the contract. I don't care what you do with my soul afterwards, just make it all end.

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>annilingus, deepthroating - ah, if at all possible could those last two be paired together?

What did he mean by this

>Darkness
>A BDSM dungeon
>infinite sexual stamina and instant recovery time until I'm ready to stop
The things I would do to her. This show actually made me realize I might need to find a bondage scene girl if I want to have a fulfilling sexual relationship.

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>sneedposting has reach even on Yea Forums

god save us all

>I might need to find a bondage scene girl if I want to have a fulfilling sexual relationship.
Nah, just settle for a little piggy with inferiority complex. They'll do anything. Slight retardation is a bonus too, of course.

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6/10 image, funny idea, bad grammar, mediocre editing skills. needs improvement

but did you come to bargain ?

I´d like to get dommed by Tatsumaki and then user her as an onnahole.

yeah, yeah, go put the penis, faggot

Correct me if I’m wrong... succubus live off the life force of men? Can one man satisfy a succubus? Because I would love to be your sole sugar daddy. You wouldn’t have to work in this... place... anymore beautiful.

>...
>...
>...
Fuck off

Psh. You’re not worth my time. There are dozens of other two bit whores in this town anyways.

Wholesome love making with Rin in her room while her parents are working. No condom.
Fast forward a few, three weeks later.
She tells me that she's pregnant.
I propose and she happily accepts in a subdued manner.
We both embrace each other in a tight hug, ready to embark on this journey in life together.

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Hello, newfriend. Now go back.

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He's a beta at heart, Darkness doesn't know how to put it in, and Megumin tied him up before they could figure it out.

>That succ
Not getting bamboozled again Vanir

So you want to live Magical Girlfriend Shadowrun as a wageslave?

I'm stealing your wet dream for my game.

NTR is the patrician choice.

>-tomboy
>-vanilla
>-happy sex
>-cuddling
>-headpatting
>-tanned
>-impregnation
>NTR

I'd like to order a session of femdom teasing/foreplay that ends in amazon position cock milking sex. Emphasis on milking.

Lemme get uhhh...

Shortstack with at the minimum I cups who is will do light femdom/mommydom. Start with a nursing handjob, then continue with paizuri. Then just keep milking me over and over with her breasts until I can't anymore. I don't even care about anything else, just give me tits please.

Serious question:
Do people really have so little influence over their dreams? Do they really lack imagination? I have no problem conjuring up a girl any time I feel like it. Or anything really.

Teach me your ways, sensei.

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I'd like to just be dropped into an inescapable pit of orgasm denial femdom slime girls, please.

Do not hold on the bullying, colours can be pink or dark purple. I don't even want to be able to move. In fact, just put me in as much sexual torment as possible with the only thing preventing irreparable lust driven madness being that it's a dream I'll wake up from eventually.

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gib succupussy

Wait, did they send the loli succubus because of that?

The influence I exerted over my dreams was to completely suppress them because there is nothing more detrimental to my will to live than waking up from a pleasant illusion.

I legitimately don't know because I'm godawful at remembering my dreams.

Which would probably make Succ service less than useful to me if I were actually in that world, but it's still fun to think about.

>make me dream I am you doing your job for others

A dream where I'm actually happy and had a meaningful life.

The receptionist succ looks kind of disgusted with Kazuma this whole sequence. It's great.

Pretty funny if so.

I cannot control my dreams. When I was a child, I'd sometimes have those moments within my dreams where I suddenly realize "wait a second... I am dreaming", and then i could freely control the dream and do whatever i wanted.

But i haven't had that experience in many many years now.

Posting this because you'll never know it's me. Anyways:

Please turn me into a loli toddler and let a harem of hung futanaris use me as their onahole. They have extra big balls to go several rounds.

>Turn off my pain inhibitors.
>Disengage safety protocols.
>Final destination.

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I want an explanation for that succubus on the right. What is wrong with her anatomy?

let's dance

Nah, I know that look. That's that retail smile. She's had to deal with this same shithead at least a thousand times already, asking the same fucking questions as if he's the only one on the planet who has ever made this inquiry, with that same dumb look on his face like he's scored big when it's just another day in the office for her. So rather than frown or sigh or be irritated, it's easier just to say "Yep, yep, yep, all of this is provided, it's everything you want" with a smile on your face so you can get the transaction done and get to your actual job, which is simple after the inane customer support is done with. It would be the same if she was selling him exotic local fruit she was making in her backyard or if it's promising him he can have dreams of being cucked by some 9-foot minotaur as his oppai loli wife screams in both agony and pleasure.
>I just want this over with so agree to the terms so I can get back to doing my job

I want to be the loli-futa in a loli onee relationship

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>with that same dumb look on his face like he's scored big when it's just another day in the office for her

Isn't that exactly what companies want in a customer, though? Like, they WANT him to feel like he scored big, even though you're probably screwing him over. Maximum profit, minimum effort required..

I'm a young backpacker traveling around Japan. Ata hostel where I'm staying for a couple of weeks, I meet a Japanese girl my age. She's a real tomboy who loves the outdoors, and know even more about it than me. We go on a lot of hikes together, visit historical sites, and climb a mountain. In the evenings we go to local izakayas and get drunk and eat yakiniku together - she always eats more than me.

After a week or two, I've become rather fond of her, but she doesn't seem interested. In fact, she treats me like a little brother, even though I'm only a year younger than her. She suggests to me that we go and hike up a nearby volcano as there's supposedly a natural hot spring up there that not many people know about. We make the hike and manage to get to the spot right before sundown. We set up camp and watch the sunset together before hitting the hot spring. She insists we can bathe together since it's dark now, but my eyes get used to the darkness and I can see her body in the dark, a silhouette of curves that's usually hidden beneath layers of outdoor clothes. I catch her looking in my direction a couple of times, and the short conversations we have are all tense and awkward. Afterwards, we eat dinner in silence, and we each go to our individual tents. I let mine be open as I smoke a cigarette and stare at the landscape below a starry sky as I hear her come over. She's wearing a raggy pyjamas, and says nothing as she pushes herself on top of me. We make tender, quiet love together, and it turns out she was a virgin before. After we finish, we curl up together in my tent and talk about our lives and feelings, and she opens herself up and reveals a very girlish and insecure side of herself.

We continue traveling together in Japan, and it turns out that she's pregnant. We marry, and open a campground lodge near Mount Fuji and live our lives happily ever after raising tough, outdoorsy kids and enjoying the pleasures of a simple life. Make sure I die before waking up.

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bepis

this, but with anime tiddies.

Exactly. She's succeeding at her job, and it's very visible at that. But she's not disgusting with Kazuma, she's just going through the typical business motions.

>We continue traveling together in Japan, and it turns out that she's pregnant. We marry, and open a campground lodge near Mount Fuji and live our lives happily ever after raising tough, outdoorsy kids and enjoying the pleasures of a simple life. Make sure I die before waking up.

Woah there.. if the dream is THAT long, you might wake up being unable to distinguish dream and reality, and end up feeling suicidal

rollorino

I'll have the Succubus Escape Room with unlimited lives please.

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Can you make a me a cute girl instead of a boy

These pills are working fine but I'd rather try magic

I'm an elite fighter pilot for the Osean Air Force who effortlessly massacres entire squadrons and armored columns of E*rusean dogs, and then I have a threesome with their princess and my tomboy mechanic once I'm on the ground.

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Dare you enter my Magical Realm?

Trigger, you're a dog. Bestiality is illegal.

delet this

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I have no idea how to explain it. I just start up a scenario as I 'm fallin asleep. Errors happen and sometimes it turns into random stuff, mostly when I'm completely exhausted mentally. Can you like, not create 3d models in your mind? I'm guessing it's something preloading all the assets instead of randomly generating it.

Yes, this sometimes became a problem. Though by now I've pretty much exhausted my imagination so it's not so enticing.

Well, I do remember, which sometimes sucks since I once managed to conjure up a trauma inducing experience.

Thats just lucid dreaming, but its not the same.

I remember one dream I had as a kid, I had vanilla sex with a being of golden light and cuddling, I still remember it, yet I cannot recreate it. It's an experience I cannot explain.

I dream of a world without isekai.

I would just die to Myusca over and over again

>Not dreaming about fucking the princess during a sortie while listening to your mechanic masturbate over the radio
Pleb

Something along the lines of I'd want an very inexperienced (best if her first job), young, and shy succubus who I switch bodies with, and then dominate myself into complete submission. I want to see the fear in my own eyes as she gets dominated to the point of mindbreak by her own body. I want her to have incredibly confusing feelings every time she looks in a mirror.

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Ooga booga, give me a succubunga.

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I'd like a tomboy, please. About a head shorter than me, shoulder-length orange hair, tsurime green eyes. Small breasts, wide hips, great ass, luscious thighs, and a light tan. Firm and toned body, but not muscular. Bold, assertive, fun-loving personality. Tags: vanilla, girl on top, leg lock. I'd like to schedule a week as well. Nights 1-3 can be normal. Night 4 I will need baking goods provided for me and an oven. I bake confections that she can't resist, and by the time for sex she's stuffed full. Night 5 she's put on ten pounds and is worried about her figure; she initially tries to resist the baked goods, but can't and gives in. Night 6 she's gained another 20 pounds and her chest has gotten 1.5x bigger; she's seriously embarrassed about it all, but at the end finally admits she loves it. Night 6 she's gained 30 more pounds and her chest is 2x bigger; she's so into it that she can't even wait for the oven and just drinks the cake mix. Night 7 no weight change, but breasts are 3x their original size; instead of eating, she drinks to near bursting.

Roll

Wait, how are you supposed to roll with letters?
aiming for B9

You don't, which makes all of the rollposters illiterate retards.

M-may I ask for your hand in marriage?

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I want a dream with a typical isekai setup but I'm taken to a hard sci-fi universe similar to Orion's Arm, half way through the dream my consciousness is interrupted and I cease to exist temporarily, upon the dream picking back it continues for another half of the remaining time; 1/4 of the original time before halting my mind again and continuing. Each time only using half of the remaining time. This would mathematically go on forever and since I'm only "aware" during the time in between halts I could experience an infinite amount of subjective time in a finite amount of real time and from my perspective would never wake up. Checkmate Succubi.

I want to be the little girl from geiger counter

Long black hair and glasses
Nothing more , nothing less ; I am simple man

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I want to be a soldier again. A night of fighting is all I ask

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Nice, but really man, fuck you.

i hope there will be something like this in the future. maybe when vr gets good?

Unless you wait for AI to get just as good, you'll be relying on real human beings (i.e anons) to be the succubi, which makes it prone to miscommunications, accidentally broken character, etc.

Once that problem is solved though, you better believe that something like this will be pretty easy to get.

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Thanks you

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England wins the world cup

A dream where Monarchia is not destroyed.

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Hey JADF.

A dream where I'm a small girl being gently and lovingly manhandled by a bunch of burly dudes.

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Lorgar did something wrong. He didn't have to kill so many people but it would be better if humanity embraces chaos. When the game changes, it only makes sense to play by the new rules instead of autisticlly clinging to the old way of doing things.

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i wish a dream which kill me while i'm in my sleep.

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This thread isn’t about the series to begin with, just a bunch of virgins posting meme answers
OP faggotry is off the roots, never make a thread again.

>humanity embraces chaos
Let's not lose our fucking heads, user.

It's all on the emperor, all he had to do was to explain some simple things but he was fedora tipping tier.

thats a little bit gay if you are a man

>off the roots
What's this now?

If the rest of the galaxy is intolerable with a regular human mind it makes sense to throw that shit away in favour of something that works.

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It is a good pain.

It's not gay because I want to become a girl for that. There's nothing wrong with wanting to experience the pleasure of intercourse from all perspectives.

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>gently and lovingly
That’s gayer than wanting to be a small girl

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In which thread was this pic posted again, I forgot.
Was it murenase threads?

When I said big, I meant so big that if they weren't gentle they would kill me

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I don't know what you're talking about. It's a Chaos Space Marine devoted to Slaanesh, from the WH40K setting. People starting posting wh40k stuff so I did it too since I had an appropriate reason.

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Are you implying bokenshas don't dream, user?

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Well, shit.

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She looks like the okama from Macross Frontier

She has nice abs

I'll take the bubble bass equivalent of pervy dreams.
And don't forget the pickles.

Bebsi xDDD

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I wish that I can be awake in my dreams and conscious enough to study for the SAT just like I do when im awake.

Also let me fuck some cuties while watching Konosuba season 3 and the movie

Because either

A. you do have value but do not see it yourself
B. you don't but you have potential value, people know you can do well so dont let them down.

You do not need to be needed to be wanted anyways. Aqua is the opposite of needed and look how loved she is.

Don't know man, whenever I try to read in a dream the letters are upside down and right to left, also I can't even make an addition for the life of me.

Dream world is weird.

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Just finished all the translated books.

Why is Kazuma such a good protagonist? He's not really a self-insert. The whole novel/show reminds me of IASIP or Trailer Park Boys more than it does anime.

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Christ when you give me everything I just can't think of anything.

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I assume if the succubi can manipulate your dream enough to create anything in it the can also make the dream world not fucky like it usually is

He is good for the same reason the rest of the party is good, he is very flawed. He is a shut in NEET who lets his hormones control him

But at the end of the day he is a good person, we like him because we see him at his worst just like Aqua Darkness and Megumin. We know what we are getting and we know that it is not bad. They do not have any guard up around eachother.

Konosuba characters are so good because they are actively flawed and show it so it creates a refreshing openness and makes the times we see them happy feel more real

A dream where I'm a burly dude manhandling this small slutty user.

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You're going to have to send a specialist, because what I'm about to ask for is of questionable legality. In fact, I'm pretty sure its illegal in some realms, even if its only a dream.

I want vanilla.

No, not just vanilla. It must be *absolutely* vanilla.

I want a dream that is so disgustingly vanilla that the succubus you send won't be able to touch vanilla-flavored deserts for months. It must be so totally vanilla that she *genuinely* start wonders afterwards whether depravity is worth it.

As for the dream itself, it must be set in the bedroom of a moderately sized house (of Western or Japanese design) on a hill overlooking a seaside town. A soft breeze must blow in from outside. The temperature must vary between temperature to warm. A sweet aroma gently recommends itself to our gentler senses.

When it comes to the act itself, I want *everything* in it.

Hand-holding. Looking into each other's eyes. Tip-of-the-ear nibbling. Pressing each other's foreheads against each other. Nose brides touching each other while eyes are closed. Kissing each other's palms and back of the hands. Wrapping my arms around her from behind while my hand gently grasps her chest. Whispering sweet nothings and words of pure affection into her ear. Slow, mutual undressing. Mild, cute embarrassment. Sex in the missionary position. For the purpose of procreation. Cuddling afterwards and basking in the afterglow. Gentle making out afterwards. Softly rustling her hair. Whispering "I love you." Falling asleep in each other's arms.

Everything must be exposed: body, heart, mind, and soul.

There is nothing but vanilla.

A vanilla you know nothing about.

But this succubus will, once I'm through.

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Fucking spoiler your depravity, fuck.

Bold of you to write this on a site that can track its comments, the feds dont put up with shit this extreme

>nose brides
Woah

I want to play minecraft.

It *must* be utterly shameless. Indefensible purity makes it worth it.

Meant to write bridges, but I suppose this works too.

The character I would like to request as my partner is Noa. She should be wearing her school uniform and most importantly she should be wearing pure white pantyhose over her likewise white panties.
I should "awaken" lying on the floor with my hands bound. Noa is there, waiting for me. She begins to tease me with her words, looking down on me with her cute smile. She also teases my cock with her feet, her smug face not quite able to hide her arousal. After a time she should lower herself onto me and, with her pantyhose still on, rub her pussy against my cock, struggling to suppress her moans all the while. When I'm at my limit she makes me beg to be allowed to cum. She takes off her undergarments (leaving her skirt and top on) and uses her panties to give me a handjob and finish me off. Finally she should squat over my face and piss in my mouth letting me thirstily gulp down her juices. Then we share a deep, hot kiss and I awaken

You sick fuck.
I like your way of thinking you degenerate.

>tfw you finally witness a post that will actually send a man to jail

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>remove core protection

you know what to do

Dark lips
Blindfolded.
No hands.
Blowjob.

>Blindfolded
You or the succubus?

That's 100% unrelated to imagination, user.

The succubus

I'm glad I dropped this shit.

Nice

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A dream where I don't get that fake falling sensation when I'm asleep please.

Also taking advantage of a nice lap pillow with a little hair stroking would also be nice.

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Mother and daughter at the same time. You cannot convince me that there is any fetish better than oyakodon. When you're young you can imagine the daughter as your girlfriend and when you're older you can imagine the mother as your woman. Completely ironclad fetish.

What if I don't like MILF's?

You still get the daughter though.

...

True, but I don't know if it's worth dealing with the mom.

Just make her sit in the corner and masturbate then.

Just bring me a petite one to pretend to be my daughter. Nothing lewd, just her sitting in my lap as I spoil her rotten.
That's one of my fantasies that'll stay forever unfulfilled.

Now that is a great idea, the only good NTR is when you're the one doing the cucking.

>I'm stealing your wet dream for my game
Based unabashed plagiarism poster

What if I rape you whenever you want?

I don't think he ordered Darkness. He probably put non-specific "girl with big breast" and probably thought Darkness was it.

just turn me into a petite young girl and pound me hard with raw futacock, thanks

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This but unironically

>didn't even mention slipping under the covers
>not reaching orgasm through togetherness alone
>no holding hands over her belly while you idle away the afterglow by thinking of baby names together
You have come far, young one, but you have much yet to learn.

I'll take any dream as long as my teeth don't start falling out.

Pretty sure he orders a darkness lookalike. They send the loli succ cause it doesn't matter who it is in real life. She just needs to suck his dick while she enters his dream in the form of darkness, or whatever else he orders.

I'm needed but not loved. You can never completely win user. Just enjoy what you do have, when you have it, while you have it.

They do only if they actually like you, i faintly remember so from the ln.

They succubus say its a fairy normal thing to ask, konosuba is full of fags.