HAHAHAHA!

*punches you in the face*

is this evil enough???

I called my dad a dumb fuck (in my head) for asking a stupid question

I pooped in the shower.

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I incited shitposting by replying to myself

I shitpost about series I've never watched.

literally me

These are literally me

i told someone to kill themselves on the internet

I didn't seed any of the torrents that I downloaded

I downloaded illegaly Devil May Cry 5

Dumb Satania poster

Didn't seed any of my torrents

I wait for steam to drop game prices to 75%. never buy before that.

I stole two candy from

That doesn't make you evil, it just makes you poor.

I used a gold orb against the horse (DMD) in DMC5

I cursed in front of a child.

that's fucked up

I held hands with a girl

I asked rudely for a salary raise.

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Y-you used gloves, r-right user?

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>I didn't unload the dishwasher
Abe would have wanted you to make sure you left a load in your wife.

I blanked my neighbour in the Pub he's a cunt anyway

Too old for that to come to anything now. Our youngest is graduating college in 2 months.

i occasionally do this but with my phone so I increase the IP count

what type of anime do you watch grandpa?

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Most anything but harem and shounen.

not video games

I pirated anime.

i got really drunk and called my elderly parents niggers

i downloaded a kebab removal video illegal in many countries

I don't want it, throw your own garbage away.

>mfw checking digits on /po/

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I threatened a child with a knife

I read manga

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That's pretty hot, user.

I bet you watch anime too you faggot.

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A human girl?

bumped a satania thread.

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you bring dishonour to your employer and your family

I smelled my own fart
and I liked it

I subscribed to Piedepie before entering a mosque.

I forgot to clock out for lunch and didn't tell anyone about it

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I don't need a "debil" medal

I replied to this thread without bumping it!~

I didn't ho ho ho, foiled

I read Yea Forums while being a week behind on airing anime.

Well according to Taishi in 15.5 poor people are evil.

literally everyone

I jacked off to the thought of you sitting on my face

that's not bad, no one here watches anime anyways

Just got home from the abortion clinic. Knocked up a girl I've been banging, and don't want the kid. Promised her I'd pay for the abortion and that I wouldn't abandon her -- that we'd work through it together once the procedure was over.
Nope.
Went into clinic. Made a show of holding her hand and telling her I'd be right here waiting for her when she got out.
The moment she went behind the double doors, I got in my car, drove away, and blocked her phone number. Stupid cunt. Should've been on the pill.
Now where's my medal?

lmao no you didn't faggot

My classmate borrowed a pen from me and asked to remind him to return it I didn't

nuh-uh. i did it. promise.

that's pretty devilish, user

read emergence for the first time

I tried to warn them

But I'm not lying. My first anime was Gigantor on our B&W TV back in the 60s.

I dabbed unironically

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