Waddles into battle

>Waddles into battle

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I wish she would waddle on my dick

me on the right

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She was Yidsney's strongest soldier.

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>sits on my face

>lady on the left doing the "dat ass" face

She got ass implants

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fuuuuck man

Nice color boots loser

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She must play Hilary in the biopic

Is this the beginning of new Pedro?

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She should've packed her cardigan

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She should've packed my penis into her butthole

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ScarJo peaked in this movie

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Based

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the ass in that dress bro, fuuuuuuck

Why would she do that? Is she traveling light?

>writes, directs, and stars in his own film where ScarJo is his loving faithful bimbo gf
>so far hasn't directed anything else
I don't care that JGL is a shitty actor who's barely done anything noteworthy, he'll always be based to me just for this

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Imagine being JGL in this scene

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OH N-

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Hurr durr okay

wew

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someone post the edit where its white

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but this is better because it fits the Hulk romance

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Terrible, just absolutely terrible fashion sense.

oh look a tranny

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what's the status on her breasts?

she has two

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Uh wasn't it a shit relationship and then he goes to a nice mommy to take care of him

Nice

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I am entitled to have sex with her

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seconded

We focus on her as a sex symbol so much that it's very easy to forget ScarJo a cute!

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If this was made earnestly as a ‘body positivity’ thing that’s genuinely hilarious

>everyone else has a superpower or super-tech
>she has a small gun and the ability to kick sort of hard.

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this one?

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and she has those gauntlet things and the glow sticks

uhhhh she can do the scissor leg spinny thing too

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fucking kek, im a huge coomer but ill never cum on my fucking screen

user you got a little something on your screen right there

fr no cap

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idk why tributers use screens and not printed pictures, especially when they're cooming on a single image

She looks like Lydia from Breaking Bad

Where did the time go, bros??

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Is this one of those threads?

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I never got the draw , shes cute , sure but everyone cooming over her made no sense. Maybe she was something when she was younger and hit the wall at lightspeed or something

>ywn on set with ScarJo
what could you possibly mean user

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It's so funny that Disney hired a female director to prevent sexualization yet there are more ass shots in Black Widow's solo movie than in the entirety of her pre-2020 appearances.

geez natasha, easy on the shawarma haha

Fiege exposed as harasser/coomer

I bet she's a great listener

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Is that Tuva Novotny?

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What kind of marksman duel wields Glock 19s? You'd think she'd have HK mk 23s or Sig P210s or something else with a reputation for accuracy. Could have at least given her long slide Glocks. Not gonna hit shit duel wielding anyway I suppose.

Tributers are worse than weebs

Not only that, the director loved ScarJo as much as we do
>Shortland says she tried to keep in one sexy Johansson scene. “It was a beautiful shot. She got off the bed and she was in just in a pair of undies and a T-shirt. And I was adamant to all my male producers: ‘We’ve got to keep the shot in the film. It’s so goddam hot.’” But at an early test screening, fans were outraged. “They were like: ‘This is just the male gaze.’” Actually, she says, it was Shortland thinking that Johansson is really hot: “I enjoy how sexy she is, as long as she’s in control.”

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Based coomer lesbian:
>Cate Shortland says she tried to keep in one sexy Johansson scene. “It was a beautiful shot. She got off the bed and she was in just in a pair of undies and a T-shirt. And I was adamant to all my male producers: ‘We’ve got to keep the shot in the film. It’s so goddam hot.’” But at an early test screening, fans were outraged. “They were like: ‘This is just the male gaze.’” Actually, she says, it was Shortland thinking that Johansson is really hot: “I enjoy how sexy she is, as long as she’s in control.”

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Pretty based

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if only

it's fetish art.

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Shes a slut

>it's fetish art

What's the difference?

nah bro no way

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creative

>started off seducing Iron Man
>suddenly jumps to Hawkeye
>sluts it up with Captain America
>then shacks up with the Hulk for the BGC
>ends up going back to Hawkeye so he can throw her off a cliff

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>those lips
>not a slut
yeah sure user

Is this what passes for fat amongst you dicklets? I thought she legitimately got obese or something. Fuck you people.

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fucking kek
and then she got fired

meds

look at the lesbian behind her