>Waddles into battle
Waddles into battle
I wish she would waddle on my dick
me on the right
She was Yidsney's strongest soldier.
>sits on my face
>lady on the left doing the "dat ass" face
She got ass implants
fuuuuck man
Nice color boots loser
She must play Hilary in the biopic
Is this the beginning of new Pedro?
She should've packed her cardigan
She should've packed my penis into her butthole
ScarJo peaked in this movie
Based
the ass in that dress bro, fuuuuuuck
Why would she do that? Is she traveling light?
>writes, directs, and stars in his own film where ScarJo is his loving faithful bimbo gf
>so far hasn't directed anything else
I don't care that JGL is a shitty actor who's barely done anything noteworthy, he'll always be based to me just for this
Imagine being JGL in this scene
OH N-
Hurr durr okay
wew
someone post the edit where its white
but this is better because it fits the Hulk romance
Terrible, just absolutely terrible fashion sense.
oh look a tranny
what's the status on her breasts?
she has two
Uh wasn't it a shit relationship and then he goes to a nice mommy to take care of him
Nice
I am entitled to have sex with her
seconded
We focus on her as a sex symbol so much that it's very easy to forget ScarJo a cute!
If this was made earnestly as a ‘body positivity’ thing that’s genuinely hilarious
>everyone else has a superpower or super-tech
>she has a small gun and the ability to kick sort of hard.
this one?
and she has those gauntlet things and the glow sticks
uhhhh she can do the scissor leg spinny thing too
fucking kek, im a huge coomer but ill never cum on my fucking screen
user you got a little something on your screen right there
fr no cap
idk why tributers use screens and not printed pictures, especially when they're cooming on a single image
She looks like Lydia from Breaking Bad
Where did the time go, bros??
Is this one of those threads?
I never got the draw , shes cute , sure but everyone cooming over her made no sense. Maybe she was something when she was younger and hit the wall at lightspeed or something
>ywn on set with ScarJo
what could you possibly mean user
It's so funny that Disney hired a female director to prevent sexualization yet there are more ass shots in Black Widow's solo movie than in the entirety of her pre-2020 appearances.
geez natasha, easy on the shawarma haha
Fiege exposed as harasser/coomer
I bet she's a great listener
Is that Tuva Novotny?
What kind of marksman duel wields Glock 19s? You'd think she'd have HK mk 23s or Sig P210s or something else with a reputation for accuracy. Could have at least given her long slide Glocks. Not gonna hit shit duel wielding anyway I suppose.
Tributers are worse than weebs
Not only that, the director loved ScarJo as much as we do
>Shortland says she tried to keep in one sexy Johansson scene. “It was a beautiful shot. She got off the bed and she was in just in a pair of undies and a T-shirt. And I was adamant to all my male producers: ‘We’ve got to keep the shot in the film. It’s so goddam hot.’” But at an early test screening, fans were outraged. “They were like: ‘This is just the male gaze.’” Actually, she says, it was Shortland thinking that Johansson is really hot: “I enjoy how sexy she is, as long as she’s in control.”
Based coomer lesbian:
>Cate Shortland says she tried to keep in one sexy Johansson scene. “It was a beautiful shot. She got off the bed and she was in just in a pair of undies and a T-shirt. And I was adamant to all my male producers: ‘We’ve got to keep the shot in the film. It’s so goddam hot.’” But at an early test screening, fans were outraged. “They were like: ‘This is just the male gaze.’” Actually, she says, it was Shortland thinking that Johansson is really hot: “I enjoy how sexy she is, as long as she’s in control.”
Pretty based
if only
it's fetish art.
Shes a slut
>it's fetish art
What's the difference?
nah bro no way
creative
>started off seducing Iron Man
>suddenly jumps to Hawkeye
>sluts it up with Captain America
>then shacks up with the Hulk for the BGC
>ends up going back to Hawkeye so he can throw her off a cliff
>those lips
>not a slut
yeah sure user
Is this what passes for fat amongst you dicklets? I thought she legitimately got obese or something. Fuck you people.
fucking kek
and then she got fired
meds
look at the lesbian behind her