Nobody can do this

Nobody can do this

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>tfw haven't had sex in 7 months

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I've never had sex. The shame after masturbating conditioned me to never want to be intimate with a woman, as it's all in the moment and simply an illusion after I coom.

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I was happy to see those leaked studio plans to remake "The 40 Year Old Virgin", to make it about 19 year-old virgin about to turn twenty (I hope they're not so lazy to just name it "The 20 Year Old Virgin" though).
The original was too unrealistic. I mean this is still comically unlikely, but that's the point I guess; it is a comedy.

The title and credits are kinda shaped like a hard dick lol, you know somebody got fired for that when the execs noticed!

>have gf and have sex with her at least once a week
>she moves in and now we only do it about once a month
not like this bros....

Sex is great. But the dangers, the potential consequences, all the bullshit that comes with it. If you can live without it, you'll become more fulfilled.

haha the words are his boner

I'm actually doing this right now. Only three days to go. I really really really want to masturbate desu

now marry her!

Its possible. Its been almost a year for me, but I recently started seeing a girl so hopefully not much longer.

>start going out with gf and she's expecting sex very time we meet up, sometimes multiple times a day
>now it's more like every other time
I know I'm supposed to be annoyed at less sex but I genuinely couldn't keep it up

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Remember: He couldn't masturbate, have wet dreams, or a sexual release of any kind.

This is such a perversion of lent.
Also
>don’t worry it’s okay to sin the rest of the time, you did something for lent

>couldn't have wet dreams
That sounds a little unfair. I've gone on abstinence streaks before for whatever reasons, and usually after a month they'd start happening and there's dickall you can do about them.

You set alarms to wake yourself up every hour.

it include masturbation too btw
and I am able to go 40 days nofap/sex

Lmao no thats insane

He was committed to no sex for 40 days. If you just had wet dreams when the pressure was too much, it would defeat the purpose. Remember when his buddy used the blacklight on his bed sheets? Remember how twitchy and sleep deprived he was in the second act?

No I haven't seen the movie kek

>The original was too unrealistic.
Do you realise where you are right now?

All his friends and coworkers were placing bets on how long he could go; placing bets on the day he would crack. They monitored him constantly and attempted to sabotage him to win money.

>stars in:
>40 days and 40 nights
>30 days of night
Numeric trend of being denied a basic necessity. What's next for him?

I know some people here are late bloomers, or pretend to be pathetic virgins, but c'mon... 40 years old?
Lol

If you haven't lost it at ~23 (post-college) then you must either have some sort of mental disorder or were actively trying to avoid sex.

It's the combination of both that enable you to achieve wizard-level Age 40 V-card high stats.

Around these parts 30 is quite regular, hene the wizard meme. And lots of anons have admitted being 35 and still not had any while being confident that it won't happen. Maybe they commit sodoku at 39.

Imagine my pain when my younger brother literally looks like the guy from this movie and has had tons of sex, while I'm a total ugly incel.

>sudoku at 39
Right before I get my full wizard power? I think not. I'm gunna ride this weird train all the way.

I hwvent cum fir 6 monthd

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>have wet dreams,
How's he supposed to control that?

I wish normies would leave us alone

>23
>post-college
Yeah about that

I am 27 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Based Parkinsons poster

I can't believe it, but what about pic-related? Absolute fantasy. There are no female virgins above the age of 14.

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7 years for me

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can you imagine the mental fortitude you'd have to have as a man to go sexless for 40 days?

like how are you not grabbing your female coworkers and just facefucking them at work by week 2 at that point

you'd have to be a god among men to survive this

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It's like masturbation, but worse

I lost mine at 20. Kino memory too.

Girls don't enjoy sex the way we do. They either use it to get something or it's just used as a prop in some story in their head. Like suddenly they'll get horny when they have shaved and manicured their body, they don't even want the sex but in their mind it works to validate them that they really are sexy after shaving. They are strange creatures.

Memes aside it gets pretty easy to totally abstain after about two weeks, it's the start that's by far the hardest.
Though your monkey brain keeps trying to trick you into turning back. "Why deprive yourself of feeling good, this is pointless", etc. I don't know if that ever ends.

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Funny thing is even NNN is only 29 days.
How can anyone truly last 40 days?

>Yea Forums in a nutshell

Everyone here can't even go half a day without fapping how can they go 40 days and 40 nights?

terrible advice

I went three months straight without jerking off before that nofap meme was even a thing.

After a while you just end up having a wet dream every 8-9 days or so so I got tired of waking up all jizzed up, now I jerk off like 2-3 times a week and that's it

Force of will. The desire to be the master of your body and your own passions. A thing worth striving for I should think.

Maybe, but living with all the crap that comes with sex can be a hindrance to a fulfilling life.

>>now it's more like every other time
Should we tell him bros?

Where do you think you are?

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ

>zen monkmode activated

how about near 3 decades?

Just wow

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I would say a nature vs nurture debate here wouldn't get you very far. A combination of dispositional and situational factors play into this. People live very diverse lives. Genetics play a large part. there are predispositions to mental illness and other bodily issues that can get in the way. Certain environments can interact with those predispositions and lead people to life styles and behaviors that are not conducive to frequent casual sex or relationships. It's easy to notice extremes. Some people you might never know looking at them. There are so many facets to human behavior that can effects the outcomes of a life, that one might have sex once or never, or get close or never even be close at all. Many virgins might have no issues with their lives, are content and happy, some are miserable, suicidal. Its hard to know until you consider the larger picture. Usually it is personality, and ti closely correlates with mental disorders such as depression or anxiety. They can produce lower self-esteem, lower self-efficacy which can induce isolation. Some people are less social, less sexual, lower libidos. They may not have been raised in environments that reward or offer social or sexual freedom. Their brains may not find it as rewarding and as such don't think about it and go crazy for sex and sexual content. Its a very complex topic. I'd day what matters more is if someone wants sex and wants a relationship, if they are happy. If they want ti and can't or struggle, then they need practice, and some therapy to help develop tools, but by certain ages and given certain personalities and genetics, it can be hard after a certain point or expectations must be managed.

Have you transformed into full wizardmode yet?

typical hedonist drone

I have no clue. For the most part my life is as standard as anyone else, just minus the having any female interest whatsoever my entire life. Never kissed never hugged never went on a date etc

kek

6 months, i'm starting to forget what it felt like

this can't be real

It feels like picrel.

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