Nobody can do this
Nobody can do this
Ayden Bennett
Evan Hernandez
>tfw haven't had sex in 7 months
Christian Nelson
I've never had sex. The shame after masturbating conditioned me to never want to be intimate with a woman, as it's all in the moment and simply an illusion after I coom.
Easton Cruz
I was happy to see those leaked studio plans to remake "The 40 Year Old Virgin", to make it about 19 year-old virgin about to turn twenty (I hope they're not so lazy to just name it "The 20 Year Old Virgin" though).
The original was too unrealistic. I mean this is still comically unlikely, but that's the point I guess; it is a comedy.
Camden James
The title and credits are kinda shaped like a hard dick lol, you know somebody got fired for that when the execs noticed!
Hudson Myers
>have gf and have sex with her at least once a week
>she moves in and now we only do it about once a month
not like this bros....
Logan Gutierrez
Sex is great. But the dangers, the potential consequences, all the bullshit that comes with it. If you can live without it, you'll become more fulfilled.
Blake Moore
haha the words are his boner
Camden Hall
I'm actually doing this right now. Only three days to go. I really really really want to masturbate desu
Henry Scott
now marry her!