Complete the following phrase:
He was pale as a _____
Complete the following phrase:
He was pale as a _____
incel
nigger
cracker covered in diesel with a lit candle up his ass.
>simile
You call this writing?
well, what is it then?
Faggotry
Pathway of Virgin snow
Bucket of milk ;^)
'pataphortastic.
maiden's labia
ghost, sucked off and pumped, the ephemeral cloud of two chalkboard erasers clapped hard.
an albino retard cumming on buttermilk
you
God
/thread
...Dead child should be.
See, now it's not a simile, spooked your system up.
coffee zone.
As Death's horse
pail.
Should it be
>He was as pale as a____
Or did I get too stoned?
mofo
ghost, now get out
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
result of his lack of exposure to the sun.
Snorted
goat
Only high IQ post itt
i love you
maybe
Finnish cutie's toe cleavage
Line of cocaine in a blizzard
Chlamydian spore paste
Best one here
I miss the old captchas
He was pale as the cum that was stuffed up his bum, the ultimate fag he was dressed up in drag.
King, The Pale King
French nigger
hikikomori
rose
sommin' really white
winter's first kiss on his mother's garden where we spent our childhood winters making angels in the snow and playing carelessly, unaware of the cruel passage of time and our mutually blossoming feelings of rejection that have now brought us together.
half-eaten Vienna sausage left forgotten in the fridge over the weekend
Washed up corpse.
yes. the version stated in the OP is a vile americanism
sun bleached sponge
bean
as a Zone
underrated post
gay person hearing arabic whilst stood on a rooftop in saudi arabia
natural inhabitant of the old New England before the civil war (the 2023 AC one, not the second one), when they got genocided en-masse by the muddy forces of the PDRC, oh you should have seen it, the smell of the ovens was so good... Wait, what were we talking about? Ah, yes the divorce
peterson fan
A cavefish.
I win.
n apocalyptic horse
Lacanian on Heideggerian bread, nice.
second post best post
an albino newborn with breastmilk dripping down his chin.
drum of milk
white horse like Shadowfax, Gandalf's faithful steed!
Parsnip.
He was pale as a parsnip.
an anemic Scandinavian whore.
Irish lass
As pale as an eskimo cock
whale
Muthafucka
vampire on the first day of school
as sniw !!! Or cloyd !@ could be a wabbit too!@!!
pale as a nigger
English homebody
0/10 grammer
Horse
You should be nicer to your grammer, she's very old and does her best.
flake of dandruff
A new born day
failed actor's bank account
best post itt
All of writing consists of similes and metaphors you stupid person
sheep.
Good! Good!
sheep's wool, delicately balancing itself on a hill made of bubblegum whose surface stretches and bends, unnatural shades reflecting back at him.
motherfucker
Sneed
>"he was pale"
>good writing
show don't tell faggot
OP stole this from DFW, the line is from The Pale King and reads: “He was as pale as a The Pale King.”
The watered down milk jug he poured everyday into his son's cereal