Let's see if Yea Forums can write

ghost, sucked off and pumped, the ephemeral cloud of two chalkboard erasers clapped hard.

an albino retard cumming on buttermilk

you

God

/thread

...Dead child should be.
See, now it's not a simile, spooked your system up.

coffee zone.

As Death's horse

pail.

Should it be
>He was as pale as a____

Or did I get too stoned?

mofo

ghost, now get out

He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

result of his lack of exposure to the sun.

Snorted

goat

Only high IQ post itt

i love you

maybe

Finnish cutie's toe cleavage

Line of cocaine in a blizzard

Chlamydian spore paste

Best one here

I miss the old captchas

He was pale as the cum that was stuffed up his bum, the ultimate fag he was dressed up in drag.

King, The Pale King

French nigger

hikikomori

rose

sommin' really white

winter's first kiss on his mother's garden where we spent our childhood winters making angels in the snow and playing carelessly, unaware of the cruel passage of time and our mutually blossoming feelings of rejection that have now brought us together.

half-eaten Vienna sausage left forgotten in the fridge over the weekend

Washed up corpse.

yes. the version stated in the OP is a vile americanism

sun bleached sponge

bean

as a Zone

underrated post

gay person hearing arabic whilst stood on a rooftop in saudi arabia

natural inhabitant of the old New England before the civil war (the 2023 AC one, not the second one), when they got genocided en-masse by the muddy forces of the PDRC, oh you should have seen it, the smell of the ovens was so good... Wait, what were we talking about? Ah, yes the divorce

peterson fan

A cavefish.

I win.

n apocalyptic horse

Lacanian on Heideggerian bread, nice.

second post best post

an albino newborn with breastmilk dripping down his chin.

drum of milk

white horse like Shadowfax, Gandalf's faithful steed!

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Parsnip.
He was pale as a parsnip.

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an anemic Scandinavian whore.

Irish lass

As pale as an eskimo cock

whale

Muthafucka

vampire on the first day of school

as sniw !!! Or cloyd !@ could be a wabbit too!@!!

pale as a nigger

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English homebody

0/10 grammer

Horse

You should be nicer to your grammer, she's very old and does her best.

flake of dandruff

A new born day

failed actor's bank account

best post itt

All of writing consists of similes and metaphors you stupid person

sheep.

Good! Good!

sheep's wool, delicately balancing itself on a hill made of bubblegum whose surface stretches and bends, unnatural shades reflecting back at him.

motherfucker

Sneed

>"he was pale"
>good writing
show don't tell faggot

OP stole this from DFW, the line is from The Pale King and reads: “He was as pale as a The Pale King.”

The watered down milk jug he poured everyday into his son's cereal