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>tfw told a girl not to come over tonight so I could keep reading my book
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Jordan Clark
Logan Peterson
thought I shit myself in public when stoned in a bus, after checking I was clean I felt like that would be a situation that I have never read in any book so I could write about it
Ethan Anderson
you can always read books user, but not always does life present an adventure
John Hill
Stopping in the middle of a hike to write down some thoughts. That’s probably as outwardly ‘Yea Forums‘ as I get. Also, I read books in bars sometimes.
David Cruz
I had a lot of books in my house so I tried to lure women with the promise of free books
I post a facebook ad, and when girls came to get free books i'd just show them my impressive collection and tell them they were free to take as many as they wanted, and tried to strike up a literature converstion. Most of them were dumb, some of them talked about literature with me, at least 3 expressed an interest in sort of "paying me back" by going out with me for a beer, a grand total of zero actually did it
Nolan Jackson
Sorry, I’m not an incel and getting laid isn’t that rewarding outside of the reinforcing behavior that society has struck into me as necessary for being content and satisfied. That, and there’s no joy in fucking something that is easily obtained. Whores come and go, but my knowledge lasts a lifetime. I’m waiting for love to re-enter my life.
Lincoln Campbell
>I’m waiting for love to re-enter my life
translation: girls don't want to date me so I pretend I'm only interested in "the choosen one"
Brandon Barnes
>Yea Forums things you’ve done
kissed a boy
Jonathan Green
I go out to bars with my friends partly because it's fun but partly because drunkenly conversing with people helps me write realistic dialogue.
Jaxon Wilson
>Heh some average guy is talking about whether he fuck a girl. I'll accuse him of not fuck. Then I become cool man who fuck by implication. Status go higher on totem pole. Me big man chief of fuck in no time
you're both anonymous right now bro, there's no reward for your usual normie instincts to shame others and pathetically backstab your own fellows for pathetic short-term increases in social status. you can relax for now