What books will help me understand Gen Z(oomer) girls?

What books will help me understand Gen Z(oomer) girls?

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Watch The Office (American vers) over and over, and read Harry Potter at the same time.

I heard that her older brother dressed her up and she’s really a belieber

I know this post is in jest, but is there any truth to this? If I actually read through all of Harry Potter then watched The Office, would I tap into the mindset of the average zoomer girl?

The Satanic bible

The Office is more influential on Millenials than zoomers, so nah

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Date some.

There is no way I would ever date an American woman, sorry

getting spanked by your father and getting hard will help you solidify that you should go for that sex cahnge

Western woman*

Nah, I like European girls, they are much more affable

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You'll eventually find out they're a Huffledor or a Griffinpuff.

Why are women so pleb, bros? Should I just turn gay?

anything by rupi kaur and similar

I don't know what that means, but ok. My experiences dating European girls have been very positive so far.

Most of them don't read and if they do it's Harry Potter of Ted Kaczynski

>Harry Potter of Ted Kaczynski
I would read that fanfic tbf.

Jesus Christ.

What do the numbers mean? Why are the men numbers higher for Harry Potter, when presumably that doesn't mean men liked it more?

Rankings, lower number means higher ranking.

Jesus Christ.

She looks kind of wholesome in this interview.
Shame the media industry will try to destroy her soul.

Yeah, but how does that work?

Serious question: Are there any literary authors girls read besides Jane Austen? Who are they?

Honestly if I was a wamen I'd be embarrassed. Probably go FtM in shame (unless I was hot).

Yea but you're going MtF so don't be ashamed

Bronte sisters in my experience.

It means 1 is the movie people rated the best, 2 is second best, 800 is 800th best, etc.

Please tell me you are esl and this is just a language issue.

>For a Few Dollars More has the highest disparity out of all
You can't make it up.

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So women on average rank HP as the 147th best? Am I understanding correctly? I'm not ESL just a midwit

Since when is sleepy looking unattractive?

I hope they're American and get really annoyed at the flagrant lack of patriotism when people chant about the USA being #1.

They're the movies with the highest disparity, so biggest difference in ranking between the sexes.

Good to see that you're posting more :3

You're not allowed to say anything remotely homosexual.

>Das Boot
Based.

It already has, look at those emotionless eyes.

>wholesome
Fuck off back to you know where.

So Harry Potter over and over?

Literally the pleb gender.

Quite ashamed of my gender rn, thanks Yea Forums

show feet

I thought women liking Harry Potter was just a meme

Did you not know any girls growing up? Or just a boomer? I'd see girls at my school reading the new HP book at lunch break.

I was born in 2001, I'm 18.

show bobs

post your feet

Zoom zoom zoomies

Can someone recommend me books about the influx of underage posters on this site who aren't interested in anything other than getting pussy or complaing about their getting lack there of

are you fat

tfw no anprim gf

Bitches LOVE murakami

Just graduated from HS, and yes, absolutely. Every girl just wants their own Jim Halpert.

The best Harry Potter movie isn't even on there

This is the first time I've seen someone call themself a midwit and they actually are

com to bangladesh I will recieve you

Epic fail.

Based.

Old school memes are such an epic win

women are animals, OP. just read something on ethology or evolutionary biology

Contenders for GOAT authors:
George Eliot
Emily Dickinson
Mary Shelley

O'Conner and Woolf and others are great, but don't compare to the 3 I named.

What's with those dead eyes? Xanax?

Photography.

wow rashomon fucking based

Women hate it because it exposes their treachery

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I’m just impressed to see it high on a list
I havent seen most of imdbs highest rated shit

your opinion is based ofc but I also feel like women have a hard time understanding anything that meta
could be partially wrong whereas I see you as perfectly correct in any case of a woman understanding the film

>FAFDM tops the list

absolutely based

why are zoomers obsessed with appearing depressed/high on prescription pain killers?

why do they seem to worship mental illness?

Zoomers all have massive anxiety issues if you haven't noticed. Their complete inability to deal even with the most mundane of life stressors without feeling like they're in the middle of Viet fucking nam leads to the development of myriad mental disorders. They worship mds because they're all fucked up losers.

Lmao

I'm pretty sure it's based on something that can be massively skewed by manipulated crowds (fans, blockbuster audiences), like IMDB or other website ratings, because no one cares about proper research, and prefers data that can be pulled from the global internet ass without hassle. There is also zero clues to how small these fluctuations on the top are compared to the total mass of ranked movies. It's as misleading as the comparison graph that starts at 99% mark.

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Everything about that has already been said in 18th century.

Fun chart but not that many top-tier movies in either chart. Women come out as much plebbier but it's still not that great.

Also it seems basically the difference is teenage men share more preferences with adult men than teenage women do with adult women.

Movie Eighth Grader. For general views take some instagram/youtube "influencers" and copy paste their beliefs.
Having meaning in life is actively discouraged, gradual mastery is actively discouraged, it's all about being famous/"best" and, shockingly, most of the people can't be famous but they can feel bad for not being famous.

Maybe because it's ranked similarly by men and women?

So are men, unless you decide to apply biology only to women.

>The Bridge on the River Kwai
Why are men so much more based?

spend 5minutes a day on instagram browser and you'll know the ins and outs of tweens

Seriously what is wrong with women

>midwit
Don't flatter yourself

Jim is an asshole though

Exactly. That's what women like.

It's a shame because Tim in the British thing was a witty loser rather than an outright asshole.
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you need to fucking get over that muh pure shit, kiddo

imagine watching a show on your phone, holy fucking shit

Oh you don't need to read a book for that. Simply browse instagram and like girly posts. Makeup, fashion, etc. Eventually you'll be able to browse thousands of these low effort memes that seem to be aimed at females.

Zoomers will probably be remembered as hypersexualized, narcicists(sic) but they probably read more than previous generations. Except by scrolling with their thumb.

>hypersexualized
thats strange, arent they having less sex than previous generations?

I've yet to find a girl with whom I can't talk about either of those for hours
I am 22

So some studies say that I read online and I don't really trust those. Especially since I usually only read the headline... Maybe it's true their having less intercourse but have you walked past a magazine rack or god forbid watched television lately? Can't you practically smell the smut wafting from it? If all their media is sexy saturated wouldn't you say they are hypersexualized?

Watch Netflix all fucking day while posting selfies on Instagram and taking anti-depressants while meeting retards on Tinder

>only THREE movies made before 2000 on the women list, and TWO of them are musicals
Jesus christ. Why do we keep fawning over them?

This.
Porn browsing hypocrites are just being overly judgmental and possessive of other people’s parts. Men are always like this.

Being sexualized, and having intercourse, are not necesarily the same thing

>why do we keep fawning over them?
Because they make the pee-pee coom

The more debauched and perverted a lifestyle, the less sex you actually get.

The guys getting the most sex are the ultrapatriarchal religious people like the Amish, Muslims, Haredim, etc.

(That is, in fact, one of the reasons to be ultra-religious in the first place.)

What you are sniffing at is capitalism. They’re trying to sell you something with sex. They don’t care if you’ve taken a vow of chastity. They think your demographic is shrinking enough to forget you now.

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>thats strange, arent they having less sex than previous generations?
The men are.
Specifically, the rate of sex isn't dropping much, it's just that most women are having roughly the same amount of sex, with only a handful of men getting all the sex that was somewhat evenly distributed among all men in past. Pareto principle and all that.

>that image

i wonder what diseases the person that made that has

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there's literally statistics on it you dumb whore

I dont watch porn. Im married to a virgin woman. Im possessive of her parts, and she posses mine. I am in a state of constant happiness and fulfillment. No one I know watching porn or having extramarital sex is fulfilled.

why I'm I laughing so hard at this post?

Shut up, slut

I don’t even know who you are. The statement wasn’t even aimed at the user I liked to. That you? It was a general statement.

Statistics can lie.

mr money bags at it again. Sex Sells! or something like that. Honestly, I think it's tacky these marketers are tapping into something sensual to sell me peanut butter or car insurance but apparently it's effective marketing? If I had it my way, I'd ban all advertisement. If you run a commercial it's off to the gulags.

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because the poster I was replying to is a dumb dirty whore

explain this.

>this just in, women have the mental capacity of literal children

More news at 11.

>I liked to
*linked to

Can’t even read it. The men and women sampled are small

I’m against prostitution

come on just search your heart, you know it's true, you dirty dirty girl. Everyone knows women get laid easier than men. Even the type of waif to tripfag on lit could go out and fuck a stranger this very instant. The vast majority of Men have very low standards when searching for a lay. Women have higher standards.

>not many top-tier movies in either chart

what kind of a retarded faggot are you, like half the movies in the men's chart are prime fucking old school KINO

YOU are dismissing large portions of women as below even consideration for the name of woman.
Your “low standards” argument doesn’t hold up. You’re a liar, dishonest with yourself at any rate.

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Who am I dismissing? The infirm. Yeah probably. The underage!? Me, I personally dismiss them. The fat the ugly the smelly bring them too me, I consider them women even if I wouldn't fuck them, which is unlikely. Show me a woman and I'll fuck her! Any woman I don't care about her portions! And so would several of my friends! I don't lie! and it's not that I have the phallus of a philanthropist. Men are just dogs. at any rate, fuck you. Have sex

Sounds like you’re ready for a date.
Go ask one out.
(I know, it’s so annoying that they rarely ask for dates themselves)

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>female
>here
I can guarantee you she’s not attractive no matter what her weight is.

You must think I have some lady hang ups. If girls asked me on dates I'd have to reject them. That's uncomfortable.

What are you doing later tonight, avatarfag? Besides staring at your computer screen hitting refresh? Wanna chug some 4lokos and throw rocks off the overpass?

you dont need to understand them.

>O'Conner [sic]
>doesn't compare to Mary Shelley
Yeah, they don't compare. Flin-Flan is miles superior to either Shelley.

Men are the bridge between animal and superman
Women are just subhuman animals.

>Women have just figured out how to live life is all
Fixed that for you

>Women have just figured out how to live life is all
Dedicating their lifes to gender studies in a shitty university somewhere?

It's not just men, it's everyone

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This. Actually Nietzsche points out that women have a regressive/archaic character. Their mentality and behavior is generally reflective of the way people behaved in the distant past. Men are more progressive and experimental.

As noted feminist Camille Paglia said, if civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts.

It's a lot more accentuated in men. You could also make a case for women having less sex on the fact that they'd rather stay sexless than go for non-Chads.

Checked
but what about

Source?

Look at them digits god damn.

>Source?
Page 37 of Sexual Personae.

Understanding [insert broad category] is a myth.

Didn't read the thread but why the FUCK won't billie eilish show more skin she's so thick fuck

Checked

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Younger girls have told me that Billie Eilish doesn't like to be objectified for her body which is why she wears those loose clothes also.

a boring wagecuck? lmao

Someone should tell uncle Ted.

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master and commander would be in the second list if women watched it at all

Quints of transcendental wisdom.

That's more like the Female Redditor than straight up Zoomer Girl but you've got the right idea.