Alright Yea Forums. My birthday is coming up and as your gift to me I'm going to read only one book for a whole year...

Alright Yea Forums. My birthday is coming up and as your gift to me I'm going to read only one book for a whole year. One I finish it I'll just read it again. Trips decide what book.

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Absolutely retarded idea that you’ll definitely not follow through with.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Zeno Cosini by Italo Svevo

Arturo's Island by Elsa Morante

The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, unabridged
You’re extremely grateful if I get the get

Babyfucker by Urs Allemann

A book for a whole year will become boring if short. Just get the Bible.
t. not even a Christian

Somebody did this before and trips decided the bible.

is correct, but in the interest of variety, I'll roll for a copy of Shakespeare's complete works.

Rolling for this lad

atlas shrugged

Might as well embrace the memes, Plato's Complete Works will keep you occupied for a year

Plato’s Complete Works. Thank me later

We're close

Finnegans wake

Storm of Steel

milk and honey

Well we missed it

Babyfucker by Urs Allemann

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Infinite Jest

Seeking Wisdom

Imagine how autistic somebody will become if they read Shakespeare daily for an entire year?

Garfield Cooks Up Trouble: His 63rd Book

Three Books of Occult Philosophy by Agrippa

Anatomy of Melancholy

The Mahabharata. That'll keep you busy.

Carl Jung's red book

The Bible

Moby Dick

Euclid's Elements.

The Talmud

The political writings of John Adams

Rolling for this

Marcel Proust, In Search of Lost Time.

The complete works of Sigmund Freud

milk and honey

Oh shit he's going to fuck his mom

The Sorrows of Young Werther

Damn

Rolling for The Bible. I’m actually being nice here, can’t think of much else that could actually be rewarding for a year.

Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You?

Oh nice. You were lucky there OP, go for it.

What a waste, I'm so sorry OP

Hot

Time for mommy to gib milkies

Das Kapital

get ready for jewish incest

freud is gay. reroll

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