You are given $3000 to spend solely on literature. how do you spend it?

you are given $3000 to spend solely on literature. how do you spend it?

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I would make a personal library of the western canon in chronological order. I already have started doing this on my own.

Nietzsche

Charles Maurras and Soren kierkegaard ouvres en tout hardcover

Define literature, just fiction books?

I would buy 250 copies of infinite jest

>nazis are making vaporwave images nearly a decade after it was popular

Cocaine and strippers
You have to be a complete faggot to spend money on books

theyre called strippers because they strip your soul

Why, I purchase the latest Boyue Likebook, pirate all my books from [redacted], invest the rest in crypto, shill all day on /biz/, and read all night

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Deep...

Buy the complete works of Plato, Aristotle, the Tragedians, Shakespeare, and Goethe in the writers’ respective tongues.
I’d also buy books on learning German and Greek. Lastly, I’d buy a kindle for everything else.

fpbp

The complete Robert Heinlein library.

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I buy a $3000 ebook reader and then download all of libgen onto it.
t. stable genius

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Same but also including recent science books and access to papers.

Political theory and more political theory.

Are hookers Yea Forums?

oed set. the 18lb merriam webster. unabridged stones of venice and modern painters.

Give it to an author I like,

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sexy. somebody draw loeb-chan.

Set of academically translated and annotated Rig Veda, if I remember right it was really damn expensive

solely on literature

Head to the discount book store and pick up anything/everything that catches my eye. Maybe Barnes and Noble too if I’m willing to waste those $3000 on overpriced books

buy books

realistically,
find arbitrage opportunity and capitalize

Use the 3000 as pay for writing

Solely on LSD

I make my life into a work of art by banging hoes

Collected works of Sigmund Freud

Those only cost less than 300$ in german.

spend it all on cocaine and hookers

fuck you that's Yea Forums

The dollar sign goes before the number, and german isn't a currency.

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Thanks for the info

please

Slowly.
Can I spend some on shelving?

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Fund a lifestyle to be able to write a book

1000 copies of aristotles ethics, distributed amongst the local secondary schools. that will do more good than anything i could ever buy for myself for that money.

All Mishima works in Chronological order, then probably all of Urusei Yatsura (Manga)

I go on holiday for three months in either Italy, southern Germany, France or Portugal and write

Nobody would read it lmao you naive nerd

>"traditinal" blip nazi fgt VHS art
FYS!

shit, lemme rethink that then. 30 copies of the book and 90 USD for every person who can pass a test on it. somes better than none.

I would get various year-long subscriptions to small presses I enjoy.

is darconville's actually hard though? i'm tempted to start it

I'd set aside like $500 for a couple of decent bookshelves and enough cardboard boxes to be ready to move them around if I needed to move somewhere. Enough (right now it appears to be $600-$700 range) for an e-ink device that has a 10 inch screen, for ebooks. Then I guess I'd spend the rest on artist monographs, and to build a good library of philosophy, and some good language textbooks.

That's a great choice too, user. As for me? Well I'd solicit depraved sex from women I meet and write about it in graphic detail.

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Berserk manga

I would live off it while producing my own literature.

20 4TB Hitachi drives

multiple lots of used kindles kobos nooks ipads

a generator with solar panels, diesel, and a little wood stove steam engine

maybe spend the rest on renting fileserver for Yea Forumsezins until it runs out

actually instead of the fileserver an auto scanner and some rare hardbacks that aren't indexed by amazon yet

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Based and non narcissistic pilled, and concerned pilled

This. Unironically.

Someone is triggered!

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i would commission a box set of iliad in 24 vellum manuscript scrolls in greek

underrated

Spend it on food, coffee and a good chair. Its wasteful to buy books.

I will spend 2999.9 on new books and use the rest of money to buy your mother.

Are Russians part of Western Canon?

Based and cumbrainpilled

>expecting anybody to read his writing

150 copies of Gravity's Rainbow, please.

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I would hire a hooker with a soft spoken voice to stroke my hair and read to me.

Actually I think it's because they strip their clothing.

Buy as many Everyman’s Library editions of novels as I can

Buy a rare, signed, first edition wait for a while and sell it twice the price to an eager collector and spend the money on dumb bullshit commodities instead.

No. Russians are not white, and therefore not western

Bro do you not know where the Caucasus is?

>literature
I'd spend it all on useful non-fiction books about skills or information