Inserts himself into his own fictional universe as an avatar of a giant cosmic turtle

>Inserts himself into his own fictional universe as an avatar of a giant cosmic turtle

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i hate him so much it's unreal

what a coincidence, I was just about to sit down to read a stephen king book

how do i become a bajillionaire genre fiction author lads, to be honest i'm absolutely fucking jealous of him it's not fair

He kind of looks like Michael Jackson and baby grinch

how to become big horror writer
>write 6 hours a day
>come up with interesting and fresh ideas
>there is a scene in IT where all the main characters (children) engage in an orgy
>call Donald Trump a degenerate in blind triumph

>avatar of a giant cosmic turtle
Is this really canon?

>Inserts himself into his own fictional universe as himself and in his fictional story vilifies a real person he got into an auto accident with
I find it so hard to decide if it’s cringe because of the self insert or if it’s based because of how incredibly far he took it

Jelly?

Wait what