ITT: We write a story, one sentence at a time. I'll start

>ITT: We write a story, one sentence at a time. I'll start.

It was a dark and stormy night, just after midnight.

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That would be early morning, not night...

Then the phone rang and I picked it up.

>It was a dark and stormy night, just after midnight.
This is the worst sentence I've ever read holy shit

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insisted Dorkus, always obsessed with terminology and gaunt-looking in his dirty armchair. I ignored him, as always.

“We heard you have recently been involved in an accident, press 1 to speak to a specially trained legal advisor who can help you claim the compensation you deserve.”

"She came onto me, officer. I swear. I know she's only 11 but she's very persuasive"

Had I a kittens for avery bore-tell ...

But then, in the heat of our discussion, my second phone rang.

The ringtone: ’CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.’