Hi!!

>Hi!!
>I noticed you checking out that book!
>It's actually one of my favorites :D
>Would you like to grab a coffee or something? We could talk about our favorite books!
>Sorry if this is a little forward, haha

Wat do, Yea Forums?

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I reject every women who shows interest in me, especially whores.

I wake up because I'm 5'4" and this would never happen to me.
Otherwise, I'd be slightly annoyed at some stranger trying to get me to join their pyramid scheme or something.

call her nose ring repulsive and drop said book.

"Who let you into my private library of erotic literature?"

>I wake up because I'm 5'4
?

>by we I hope you mean you because I don’t talk much

go grab a coffee with her

This woman is beautiful. I love her grey eyes and cute teeth.

How many other guys did you give this spiel to today?
Get out of my face, whore

Wake up.

>nose piercing
pass

user meant “I would wake up because such a ludicrous situation as a woman approaching my vicinity with the intention of initiating a conversation that will promote further encounters with her -her being the said approaching woman - is so improbable, with the cause of this improbability being my unusually low stature, that this scenario could only be imagined in the context of a wish-fulfilment (day)dream, in which case the only physical action that I could logically perform next would be the cessation of the dream state and the physical actions that we mentally associate with this (ie. opening one’s eyes, rubbing one’s eyes, stretching, groaning, lifting up one’s upper body etc. etc.) which we categorise under the term “waking up”.

Huh?

2short4gf

>"Sorry, you can have the book if you want. I'm in a hurry." *leaves the place and does not return until 5-6 months have passed*

>huh? oh... *cool smirk grows across my face* this ol’ thing?
>I follow her gaze down to the reassuringly weighty Complete Collection of the Works of Julius Evola that I’ve lifted from the shelf
>I shift the weight of the book up-and-down in small pedentive motions before throwing it carelessly over my shoulder
>...babe, Yea Forums? Evola? Guenon? Ever heard of them.. ?
>Her brows furrow in confusion and tries to respond, but alas, too late!
>Me: Chyeah, didn’t think so, smell ya later!
>I leave the store, unfasten my tiger from the lamppost outdoor, mount his mottled fur and ride away into the evening haze
>Me, and her: based, based and redpilled, truly.

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Patrician

Based

>Yeah I would love to. We can discuss the JQ too!
The book was Culture of Critique. Fuck kikes and fuck you janitor I know you're gonna ban me. Well ban me, you're still a tranny *dab*
Fuck niggers too.

>y-you too

/thread

Extremely Based

>what?! "the nigger of the narcissus" is one of your favorite books?
>i was just getting this to do a report on racism and racist pigs! you're sick!
>*360 and walk away*
stupid cunt

>Chyeah, didn’t think so, smell ya later!
Actually laughed out loud

Art!

I wake up because I have slight temple recession and this would never happen to me.

lolz

Haha :3 actually I'm a fag :^) sorry. Do you have a younger brother?

Y-you too...

sorry im gay

Why did everyone in this thread immediately assume this woman wanted to have sex with them?

Because expressing interest in spending alone time with someone of the opposite sex is generally a cue that you are sexually interested in them? Why are you playing dumb?

Initiate my self-defense protocol because I find the situation threatening

>look down at the copy of "120 days of sodom" in my hands
>slowly bring my gaze back up to to meet hers.
>she licks her lips
>I squeal and run
>never go near that store again

>Y-you're into Bible Black as well?
>Let's fucking do this!

Gay.
If OP's chick likes Sade, particularly Juliet, I would fuck her on the fucking spot.

because its a meme you dull roastie

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Based and traditionpilled

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>unfasten my tiger from the lamppost outdoor

Brilliant

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>but user, don't you realize that whitehead retroactively debunked evola?

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Please stop tormenting me...

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"i am sorry, i have a girlfriend who i love very much, and i don't think she would be happy about that. you have good taste though! take it easy"

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I'd decline, too poor for the kind of coffee shops she'd want to visit. Besides, nose piercings are a serious red flag.

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Try to catch the sunlight on my wedding ring and flash it in to her eyes, hope she excuses herself.

YOU COME MY PLACE. ME PUT FLESH TUBE IN YOU, MAKE BABBY. YOU GO HOME. I EAT TOAST THEN SLEEP.

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I imagine you are familiar with the content of this book, then.

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>Oh... err I was just buying this for my three year old, you have a good day though

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>I have a gf

This chick is a basic as fuck 6/10 that i wouldnt fuck with my dads dick

Lol ok Hercules I believe you.

Based

LOL'd irl

Gary MF Oak?

>SHHH! I DEMAND QUIET AS I PERUSE THESE WORKS

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Man I love this thread.

Does anyone else find men in casualwear disgusting? If I can see a man's legs or feet I assume he's a faggot.

Repressed homosexuality m80.

Big talk for a faggot showing off his pasty man feet and curly hair calves for the other faggots.

That's really vividly imagined for a guy not dwelling on his gay fantasies ;)

>;)

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^_^

Accept the invitation while wondering how much it would take her to regret it.

you look too happy, fuck off.

You obviously live in a cold place.

>I...uh...I.... Y-you too

>w-will you be my summer girl?

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Isn't she married to some numale and they have a kid together?

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Yeah, that’s kind of what I was thinking too. It is one thing to read books casually; it is another thing to read books until your social life is practically nonexistent. If you go into a bookstore or library and actually start chatting with people, you are likely the former, and the latter probably scare the holy hell out of you.