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How
Jaxon Morales
Brody Torres
Does it have any literary value? A robot could easily outdo him in sheer volume.
Brayden Nelson
As ever, the answer is pure autism
Grayson Jones
autism
Benjamin Sanders
>smash bros fanfic
without literary merit, it is not literature.
ergo it is not the longest piece of literature. shut down this bait thread.
Jackson Hughes
t.brainlet
Christopher Kelly
>>smash bros fanfic
>without literary merit, it is not literature.
Replace the characters with fancy vintage names and replace final destination with some small German village and there you have it
Chase Martin
Sorry bro, Duchamp has already pissed all over qualitative definitions of art.
Cooper Roberts
What were those definitions that Duchamp supposedly pissed on?
Bentley Barnes
Definitions of art which say Smash Bros fan fiction lacks literary merit. Copy and paste the word "urinal" for 3.6 million pages and you too can claim the worlds longest piece of fiction.
Ethan White
based
Michael Bell
Henry Darger
Henry King
what do you even have to say about smash bros for that many words? and who reads it?
Zachary Green
From the title I'm guessing it's cross-fic with the worlds of the canons smash characters so really its whatever you could write about smash in addition to the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, whatever the Pokemon world is called, etc, etc.
Justin Morris
>2014
That isn't the longest any longer.
That's outdated.
The longest now is Ambience: A Fleet Symphony which is a Kancolle (Kantai Collection) fanfic.
Asher Gonzalez
Based
Josiah Bell
>The tyrannical mayor Meister Hans vs the small political opposition group: Die Brüder von Smash
would read
Jayden Johnson
If there are deep psychological themes I’m in
Jayden Kelly
Bad art isn't art.
Bad literature isn't literature.
Asher Allen
>braindamaged brother keeps saying "peek peek"
>turns out he was saying the phrase "peek at you" while being struck by lightning
>younger brother was pissing on a tree at the time
>GRRM sues
Benjamin Reyes
would read actually
Jaxson Adams
Sub space emissary is kino, the best fighting game campaign mode. Brawl is highly underrated
Michael Johnson
this is from the latest chapter
Kayden Evans
autism obviously.
Ryder Clark
Still unironically better written than most fiction
Angel Walker
looks kino to me.
Carter Ortiz
>tfw can barely manage to finish a 5,000 word short story
I wish I was autistic desu
Adam Barnes
>literature isn't literature
>a blue car isn't a car
Retard.
Jacob Taylor
Based and elitistpilled
Samuel Mitchell
Then you post is not a post. Its shit, like you.
Colton Cruz
The literally value is in the size of the text. Just writing nigger 5million times isn’t as impressive as trying to keep a story that long going
Dylan Howard
Included in Die Brüder von Smash:
>Italian immigrants come to the town as honest tradesman
>a resigned Prussian military officer (a captain) decorated with the order of the red eagle
>a mysterious reclusive aristocratic game hunter who is revealed partway into the story to be a woman (appropriately blonde haired and blue eyed)
>an adolescent boy who grew up in the forest as a woodsman but has learnt of his noble heritage and rights to a famous sword (representing his title)
Could be pretty good
Matthew Fisher
>no mention of Darger
>his autistic schizo pedo fantasy will never be printed
Joseph Lewis
>be white
>copy and paste the word nigger 21 times for a 4.1million word book
>write it under a black sounding name
>send it to every publisher that caters to minorities
>market it as a postmodernist artistic expression about racism, oppression, colonialism, or whatever
>make easy money
>mfw get away with selling multivolume sets of a book that contains nothing but the word nigger as a white person
Hudson Young
he is about 10,000 pages... but how many words?
Bentley Turner
Apparently it’s well written, and he wrote in VERY small print
Blake Foster
based
Jordan Moore
who the hell is chris and why is he gay for lucario?
Connor Garcia
Does Marienbad my Love not beat it?
Eli Ward
It really isn’t. Just write 5 pages of your diary each day, and also make all your classmates in your school do the same thing. By the time you are 80 or something you have a massively intertwined story. Length is not a issue literarily, it’s just that people don’t want to spend their time on that shit.
David Myers
lmao
Samuel Flores
>a young boy who wishes to enter the world of cock fighting unaware of what that means for the animals he loves
>a foreign agent sent to assassinate Meister Hans, unbeknownst to him is that Hans was the one who asked his nation to do so
>a mercenary who helps Die Brüder von Smash not for money but out of the goodness of his heart
>a black man of low intelligence always seen with wearing a tie bearing his initials
Ian Fisher
Honestly not nearly as bad as I expected
Ryan Ramirez
Quite the hustle. I commend.
Ryan Harris
$ yes | head -3500001 > new\ longest\ piece\ of\ lit.txt
now fuck off with your off topic fanfiction threads
Cameron Powell
kek out loud
Austin Morales
What was the sonic fanfic with the hex codes every time the narrator mentioned the colour of something? That was supreme autism you just can't get from a published novel.
Jason Williams
This, his main work is over 15 000 pages long
Angel Morales
>How
Autism.
Joshua Butler
>a short fat female minstrel who’s music has soporific qualities
>a small pink-faced man who once was adaptable to many situations, but has become a glutton and a shadow of his former self
Jason Evans
Assuming 300 words per page that is just under 12,000 pages. If you really set yourself to it and did nothing else with your time but eat and sleep you could read that in less than a fortnight.
Anyone up for the challenge? Report back with a succinct review of course.
William Garcia
sounds kino, I should be doing that
Connor Brooks
I couldn’t even finish this, it’s just too fucking boring.
WHY? Why would someone write 12,000 pages of this?
Levi Adams
Oh man, I wish something like that would be real
Evan Jones
The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters
Dylan Gray
One of my Internet friends wants to write a Gorillaz fan fiction “based off the writing styles of Joyce”. Should I be concerned?
Jackson Powell
Fucking Limmy.
Oliver Thompson
based autism
Samuel Garcia
I want you all to know that I am stealing these character ideas.
Asher Wilson
Not before I do
James Gray
I actually like this. Is there something wrong with me?
Dominic Russell
Bump
Jason Adams
Autism.
Colton Russell
It definitely could be as an experiment. Easier in n. korea or something, but you could do it here two with legal stuff and if everyone isnt opposed to writing their story. It would have to be an initiative though. Maybe for a school dedicated to upcomming writers dedicated to the arts.
Justin Butler
So this is where pynch stole the 'w-well' from
David Myers
Die Smaschbrüder