Had sex last night because a girl was impressed by my knowledge of Harry Potter

>had sex last night because a girl was impressed by my knowledge of Harry Potter
Has literature ever gotten you guys laid?

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Did you enjoy getting pegged?

i like to cum in used baby diapers from the garbage and then eat the resulting cum/baby poop mixture

Nah not really, its more about how you look for real.
Started working out and have pretty decent abs and they get me way more pussy then literature.

Uncle Ted is right again. But to answer your question, not really.

LMAO
THATS SOOOO RANDOM HAHAHA

shut the fuck up you autist

based
cringe

>psychology class in last year in hs
>there is this qt wifey material girl that is answering all the teachers questions
>teacher is impressed
>she says she reads a lot of psychology books
>realize she probably has read freud
>get put in a group with her
>decide to make a subtle joke about Oedipus complex
>she gets it
>gives me that eye roll cringe look and asks teacher to go outside
>"hehe, read deleuze"
>a guy in a group next to ours starts laughing out really loud

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Please recognize that the Harry Potter was totally accidental to you getting laid. If a girl is coming onto you you'll find something to connect over out of necessity, whether it's wizards or politics or booze. And there's no circumstance where knowledge of Harry Potter would make a girl look at you again in a different way; she's made up her mind as soon as she saw you walk in the room.

cope harder you social reject

what does tht even mean?

Most women do make up their mind within seconds, but some don't, and from my experience, the ones that don't are the ones actually worth dating.

nobody who uses the word cope is capable of actually thinking about something and writing a coherent sentence about it

cope

crigne

seething

>>had sex last night because a girl was impressed by my knowledge of Harry Potter
sounds like a loss to me.

>has literature ever gotten you guys laid
it hasn't gotten you laid either user.

i wanna be pegged so badly bro, does anybody know where i can find a cool girl who would peg me and stuff

I actually had a pretty vivid nightmare about getting pegged last night.

why is a nightmare, it seems rly awesome

>had sex last night because a girl was impressed by my knowledge of Harry Potter

what was her height/weight?

fornication is disgusting

I'm guessing around 4'5, 80 pounds.

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Did she like your wand?