Any famous authors who are/were cumbrains?

Nabokov, maybe. Who else? How did they find the drive and energy to finish a novel?

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Nabokov definitely wasn't, between his butterflying, teaching, writing, and his family (which was the longest lasting marriage of writers in 20th century I think), I can't imagine he had much time for being a "humble hunchback abusing myself in the dark"

hollebecque is the definition of a cumbrain

He looks like he dedicated his life to fapping too

>hollebecque

Jean Genet
Marquis de Sade

Kafka

>Masturbate? Me? Not even once.

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Joyce

>that stare
I feel like he's saving me in his spank bank right now

More like brapbrain

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what this hairstyle is called?

The Cumover

he literally looks like the coomer wojak variation

Many authors had lots of sex/orgasms and still wrote, because the "cumbrain" idea is bitter idiocy designed by virgin incels.

He is only 23 in that picture, let that be a lesson to all you lurking zoomer onanists.

I laughed

Alain robbe grillet

>all those words generally used by idiots

Whatever envious magician cast a curse on Plotinus but failed