Post your short story ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere

Post your short story ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere.

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I took a nap earlier today and had a dream that would have been a great story, but I can't remember what it was

It's a mock employee handbook for Illuminati Initiates.

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story about nerd culture, main character is personification of Yea Forums

holy fuck me too exactly

that's a cute horse

witch house pige
witch house pige

ideé: ulysses but shorter and backwards

Novel idea, but Tristram Shandy except it’s set in the early to mid 2000s pop punk scene.

pige

could work
Yea Forums has many personas, many of which I loathe
a cuck watches his wife fuck and then leaves to eat some liver?
based 2002 pop punker

This is a short story I wrote just right now.

An old man living in a cabin in the woods fends off against a beast in black, with themes of embracing death when it comes and making peace with the world.

Pigey

It's the story of a woman making her way in the world, but every idea is stolen from Mel Gibson's life.

A man who drives around his car in town only observing degeneracy. He never participates, only observes.

>Taxi Driver remake #32570458734
yep, it's another pige thread

It really bothers me that Ice Age mega fauna is gone forever desu

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A young teen contemplates life and its many intricacies on the way home from school, in doing so going through numerous emotions and mental images, inspired after finding themselves thinking "why do flies fly?". Once they get home their parent gives them the answer: "because they have wings".

Three guys on a road trip running out of fuel. Eventually they take turns pissing into the tank to fill it up. They make it to their destination but don't know why it worked. It worked because they believed in it.

fake and not enough gay

>I wish we were lower in the food chain again
me too, user, me too

Most of the mega-fauna are herbivores, user. Although it does seem really weird that in 20.000 BC, European fauna was the same as African fauna, except bigger and hairier. Just look at pic related.

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>Mfw my dream of putting my Pygmy Mammoth on a leash and walking it down the street in the morning as I greet my neighbors will never come true

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is sabre-tooth cat considered mega fauna?

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no, but the megatapir is.

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Start keeping a dream journal, work on remembering them.
I used music as an escape before I started having super fucked up, crazy dreams. Then I started writing them, remembering them.
Now I've got something like sixty pages down, and a fairly decent outline.

not bad.
i would probably hate you in person but love your writing.

you think that's wild wait until the whales will die

A man goes around a city on foot and via public transportation while having vaguely deep thoughts and starving.

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they should fill it with semen

Full length novel.

Sorry did you mean hunger by Knut hamsun? Im only halfway through but still