What books would you recommend to someone who;

What books would you recommend to someone who;
>Got very close to disabled on the IQ test
>Got held back multiple times in grade school
>Got kicked out of high school
>Failed the GED and Drivers Licence test multiple times
>Can't tie his shoes or do basic math
>Read at a snails pace of five minutes a page
>Never had a job

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Jonathan Livingston seagull

unironically young adult fiction.

>close to disabled
This book so you can survive without your parents.

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Thank's.
I wanna be smarter not stupider.
Thank's user.

fight club

The Hungry Caterpillar

YA isn't stupid. It's just tailored for less mature individuals. If you legitimately have difficulty reading or learning, YA give you more bang for your buck.

Narcissus & Goldmund

Whatever is sufficiently pornographic, violent, escapist, or insane to lure him into reading. I worked at a bookstore near a ghetto area for years, and ghetto ladies loved this style called Urban Fiction, which was almost totally unedited pulp all about smashing through windows during violent sex and stuff. They kept coming back for it every week.

Critique of Pure Reason

Stop roleplaying

I ain't rollplaying. What makes you think that? I'm not pretending to be retarded. I'm slow. I'm not very good with fine motor skills. I was expelled from high school, failed multiple grades. Parents tried to get me a special education but they had difficulties.
I'm not roleplaying.

All the experiences you describe don't make you stupid at all. Just go to any library, look up anything you're curious about, and skim through a few books. It doesn't matter if you read at a slow pace. Just find what interests you. If you read even one page of a novel everyday, you're doing better than most adults in the USA.

It also sounds like you might have dyspraxia. How is your handwriting?

Nobody ever called me a non-retard before. Thank you. I shall try to become the big brain.
Thank you too's anons.

>dyspraxia
Yes I do actually have this. How did you know? I also got autism but it's unrelated.

reading won't make you smarter, it will make you well-read

this is all you ever need to read.

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I latched on to his concern about reading very slowly and possibly having a learning disability, that's why I recommended YA, because it presumably has more plot and emotional payoff per page than other works, even if it's more superficial. If OP wants to be smarter, he has to study a number of topics in a very intentional and structured way, not just read random books.

>be alert constantly observing but also be at ease in any situation

What is your definition of being smart?

You might see about accessing an occupational therapist. They can help you find solutions to your motor skill issues and plan some stimulating activities. I have dyspraxia and was never treated for it. I regret never getting help. Please do so ASAP.

The Hunchback of Basedgod mixtape

>A literal retard is the nicest poster seen on Yea Forums in months

A book on general mechanics.

Failing at formal tests only means you don't get along with paper. Get audiobooks and learn to wield, work with metal, wood, and wiring.

Just because it's hard to learn doesn't mean you won't become a master.

Several of my friends who had a horrific time in school and everything similar are brilliant with their hands. It's a different part of the brain. Give it a go.

I don't know why but this made me happy.

catcher in the rye
the stranger by camus

being on Yea Forums automatically boosts your IQ by 20%
feel the gains

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I'd recommend Of Mice and Men. It's short and written in a straightforward style and one of the main characters is a retard like you.

focused on mental, moral, physical improvement