What's the use of philosophy if this guy who has probably read 5 books in his entire life could kill any philosopher...

Underrated

Plato would body this chump any day. He was a pro wrestler who competed at the Isthmian games, which was second only to the Olympic games in terms of prestige. And at the ancient Greek games, it was basically life or death, it wasn't uncommon for contestant to be killed during the bouts. I mean, his very name—Platon—is a nickname that means "broad"; Plato was so fucking big that even the people who worked out all day in the gymnasium were dwarfed by him. Just fucking imagine going toe-to-toe with the guy who has literally be called huge for the last two and a half thousand years.

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underrated

I'm sure Tyson knows how to use a gun too, maybe better than any philosopher.
Anyway, you're missing the point which is no philosophy can help you against a physical force greater than your own. Let's say the philosopher does manage to shoot Tyson. He survived because of his gun, not the dozens of books and philosophy he spent the last 5 decades developing.

A type of vape pen called a Juul. Very popular item lately. You must not be American if you haven't heard of them.

You're really fucking stupid, aren't you?

I don't recognize 3/4ths of the things in the picture. I guess I'm too old.

What's wrong with the radio though?

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People who fantasize history need to be jumped

youtu.be/QZRLrGmoMdQ being big is not enough

mike tyson talks about reading Kierkegaard several times. just because he's black and a superior athlete than any of you nerds doesn't mean that he is unintelligent

>Kierkegaard

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in light of this, how do we interpret "i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot"?

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never knew he had a mao tat
this is not based

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ok.

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I could kill him with a gun without ever touching him. In the past, that would have been a spear or trap or something of the sort. Then I'd keep reading and writing and his ass would be six feet deep

>edgy
Nah, just letting him kill you isn't edgy

ok.

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A gorilla would fuck up Mike Tyson easily. What now?

it's all true. look it up

>My favourite vignette from this incisive, highly intelligent and entertaining biography is of Ayer's response when, at a party in New York at the apartment of the lingerie designer Fernando Sanchez - Freddie did love a party - a woman rushed into the room saying a friend of hers was being assaulted in a nearby bedroom: Ayer went to investigate and found Mike Tyson forcing himself on a young south London model named Naomi Campbell, just then beginning her career. Ayer warned Tyson to desist. Tyson: `Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.' Ayer stood his ground: `And I am the former Wykeham Professor of Logic. We are both pre-eminent in our field; I suggest that we talk about this like rational men.' Ayer and Tyson began to talk. Naomi Campbell slipped out.

In light of a actual events, your post is really fucking inane.

lol OP btfo

**Current Power Rankings ITT**

1. Gorilla
2. Mike Tyson
3. Philosophy

Philosophers would be at least thrice as good if Tyson smacked the shit out of them before they started writing

mind mogged

Mike Tyson's punch was equivalent (in kinetic energy transfer) to having a 200 pound anvil be dropped on your body from 5 feet up.
youtube.com/watch?v=HuaFIRD7_5Y

lmao

well chinks are philosophers too and their martial arts system which basically is philosophy put into practice could kill a guy like this with one touch of a pressure point

My philosophy professor told me a story about him and AJ Ayer in class yesterday. Apparently Tyson was trying to fuck some famous actress, can't remember her name, some blonde I guess. While he (Tyson) was getting more and more intimate and aggressive, Ayer walks in with his Oxford Don swagger saying, "My good sir, I suggest you leave the young lady alone."
To which Tyson says, "Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the heavy weight champion of the world!"
"And I am the Wykeham professor of logic at Oxford. We are both preeminent in our fields, why don't we sit down and discuss it like gentlemen?"
Tyson is so perplexed, that the actress (maybe Kate Winslet) is able to escape.

Damn, I've been beat. But my professor heard this story from Ayer himself

Good bait

what's bait about it
intellectual knowledge about the physical body can be used to gain advantage over a much stronger adversary in the physical domain

>One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of money. Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child who's being abused and robbed by lawyers. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks he's someone. Then you tell me I should be responsible
More self aware than Yea Forums posters

jamie, jamie, pull that up

I broke my back
my back is broken
spinal

But Mike Tyson only became what he was because of a man who used his brain to form Mike’s training program and analyze his technique, which he could only do because of his decades of cultivated boxing wisdom

>Training regimes and metaphysical philosophy are the same thing.

yeah that chi shit is bullshit my man, dont believe in magic you're not underage

If you see his interviews, the man is clever. Either he has read more than 5 books, or reading is useless as fuck.

And Che guevara.

Tyson is truly red pilled.

how do you know? and i'm not talking about just 'chi shit' alone, theres pressure points and knowledge of the body's joint system
not all fighting is like two dumb bulls going at each other relying on sheer force of muscle and weight alone

Jujutsu isn't chi

>Che Guevara tat
Che would have called him a nigger

the young edgy Che Guevara , but as friendly banter.

The older Che Guevara was befriend of the black panthers, fought in africa, and hang out with some black cuban on every of his adventures till the end.

youtube.com/watch?v=I09xfAHv5fw
jiu jitsu is not magic, it can work on bigger opponents only if they are completely clueless of what grappling is, and in 2019 most fighters are both strikers and grapplers plus i highly doubt that it would have worked on tyson unless you weighed 200lbs or more, and even then with one shot to the head or the body you would be probably done.
and it's not just because he was a genetic freak, he was a genetic freak with a great coach and a lot of discipline, he put in the work, there's no magical martial art that will make you beat bigger, stronger and more experienced opponents

ups meant to reply to with youtube.com/watch?v=I09xfAHv5fw

Historians fantasise more than anyone else.

>unless you weighed 200lbs or more, and even then with one shot to the head or the body you would be probably done.

Pretty sure Tyson knocked out bigger opponents with one shot.

>muh anecdotal evidence

>heh, that's what you think bub. go on, call me a property dualist again...

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why is this image always used by seething virgin NEETs to feel better about their low position in society in comparison to the average normie

Based as fuck

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anyway, pretty sure Plato would rape nietszche with one hand lmao.

Well for one idealogies and philosophy can and has killed many times more than he could ever kill but it can also save that many lives.

1 Corinthians 15:10

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Based real deal poster

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>esoteric boomerism
i am fairly certain i was the first person to ever say that and you all stole it from me

what's the use of fighting a cat 5 storm?

Tyson was a scholar of his sport. He studied videos of old fighters in Cus D’Amato’s apartment and built his style around those greats. His greatness was a mixture of raw talent and scholarship.

>only things with self-defensive applications have value
stupid

kek seething soiboi enters the thread.

Watch at 1:25

youtu.be/EMtEuP7fu2M

Philosophy prepares you for death. Survival is not a virtue.

>You have to go

You just know he was talking to himself

Wait, you actually think this guy could kill Socrates or Plato with his own hands?

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>be me
>smart ass professor
>see hulking fucking killer about to rape a chick
>consider being a smart ass, but recall this man broke his knuckles on another man's skull outside of the ring and does not care for legality when enraged
>realize that the situation probably has him at a higher test than usual, meaning he is even more likely to damage my precious brain
>do a 360 and walk away
>as the actress gets beaten and raped i hammer out the details of the story i'll tell my friends about how i cleverly talked mike tyson off a chick

watch Firas Zahabi talk about the philosophy of Marcus Aurelius

>360

What makes you think he couldn't? Heavyweight Boxers are no joke, especially one with punches as strong as Tyson's. Not to say those two don't stand a chance, but you're looking down on Boxing.

this board is full of fucking low functioning retarded fanboys

>not always carrying a blade on you like a Sikh

When all other methods fail, it is proper to hold the sword in hand.
Dasam Granth – Zafarnamah

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