What position does Yea Forums read in?

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Something in between 3 and 4

I'd fall asleep so quickly.

in the missionary position for the sole purpose of literary education

all of them, in cycles of about half an hour

I read in the only patrician position: standing up. If the book is great I can read standing up for two hours without even realizing.
>improved focus
>better blood flow
>reduced stress and improved mood
>better creativity
>helps increase energy
>helps avoiding metabolic diseases
>helps with posture, preventing/reducing back pain
you literally cannot refute this.

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also, helps against the epidemic of zoomer forward neck caused by smartphones

1 and 12

kek have a (you)

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I won't refute it, but I'll do you one better:
peripatetic

you need to spend some focus walking though, can't do both at once

>he reads physical book
pleb alert! reading pirated .epubs on your cell phone is the way of the Future™

>he doesn't remove units of blood for autotransfusion purposes weeks before sitting down with an intellectually challenging text
Not gonna make it family

I sit sideways on a staircase. Occasionally I'll pace up and down them.

source?

hypothetically speaking, where would I pirate books from?

b-ok
bookz irc

Do you not take notes or do you have a high table?

I read while sitting at a table. The only way I can read my 3lbs heavy books.

First I invite my significant other to shower off, thoroughly washing her private areas.
After this, I lay her on the bed face-down and part her ass cheeks. The spine of my current book is then placed snugly in the crevasse, and the pages may then flop over onto each cheek. I take up position behind, and read hands-free; a nice little trick is to pinch her thigh, causing her cheeks to wiggle and the page to turn.

>And I will call my new invention the 'Christopher Reads'!

Delightful if true

Imagine just standing in the middle of a library reading a book for hours at a time. People will probably just think it's an art installation or something desu

1,2 but usually 5.

9, but instead of a chair, it's my bf.

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roasties OUT

all of them hurt my neck

who hurt your neck?

1, 2 and 3, alternating between them as I read.

i don’t know but i’ve had chronic neck pain for a year and a half, and the only position in which i feel comfortable is lying down with a pillow under my head.

I read standing at the library