>think book is good
>make thread about it on Yea Forums
>everyone says it's shit and makes fun of me for liking it
>Yea Forums says book is good
>try to read it, but it's boring or hard to understand
>make thread about it on /lit asking for help
>everyone on Yea Forums makes fun of me and posts brainlet pictures and never actually helps me
How do I know if a book is good or not? How do I get better at reading?
It helps to remind yourself that if you ever saw the shitposters IRL you would be overwhelmed by pity
>Taking to heart the opinions of fools
enjoy what you enjoy user
Stop being a little bitch
Read more and develop taste, try to think about why you like the things you like
And you are acting as if anyone who talks shit on Yea Forums even read the book in question - get a grip
Don't cry,
dry your eye.
Turn that frown,
upside down.
Wow, people on Yea Forums are assholes. What a discovery.
>How do I know if a book is good or not?
Ask an adult in real life. Or, read it.
>How do I get better at reading?
Read more.
A book can be objectively and subjectively "good". It's only objectively good if there's more or less a consensus among critics (not /litl/ anons, mind you) it's good. However, regardless of its reviews, if it has a personal, sentimental meaning to you, you can also see it as a "good book".
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Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said, "What was going on?"
I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!"
She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either!"
She grabbed my closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks
But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
They started crying on my shoes and grabbing my dick
And saying
Why don't you give me a play
So we can brake it down the Long Beach way
And if you give me that okay
I'll give you all my love today
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Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
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And on and on and on she kept going
The bitch been around before my mother's born!
I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a hit
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"
She said, "No you're not, " then she starts crying
I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lying!"
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And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"
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