Define it

Define it

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that's one of those things humans sit on to drink orange juice at night

It's where my cousins would tie me up before violating my integrity

Featherless quadruped

Ceci n'est pas une chaise.

Nobody drinks orange juice at night.

Hot

it stood proudly for it's masters, presenting itself almost flauntingly as it flexed it's hind legs. Unfortunately, it did not realize the future that awaited it.

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An object, with a back, designed for sitting on.

it's always night somewhere

Third person singular neuter pronoun.

an upright, featherless quadriped with a broad, flat seat.

back to your barrel.

Chair.

de manhã é ouro, à tarde, prata e à noite mata!!

All stools are chairs, but not all chairs are stools.

An artifact composed of the dead organic matter of larger flowering plants

>All stools are chairs
Does this look like something people sit on to you?

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It's ropeless so it's hopeless

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The world's quietest dog

Yes and I've seen it.

A chair

An object designed to be sat on by humans, with a back support

Is a sofa a chair?

yes, but a chair is not a sofa

sneed

A sofa is a seat, not a chair

do you sit on your ass, or on a seat?

An object designed to be sat on BY ONE PERSON, with a back support.
Better?

>Diogenes enters on all fours

The first thing that came to mind when I saw it was suicide.

Fucking kek

disgusting chinese manufacture, ghastly unimaginative contemporary garbage, dislike it intensely.

a curule seat... now there is a piece of furniture.

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An aggregate of similar portions of matter that share a common origin in Nature, fitted in such a way as to take a form that subjects would recognize phenomenally as being that which exists solely for their own use, yet it also exists noumenally as a thing that can never be known in it-self.

How we conceive of this object's identity is dependent on how we use it, whether that is for the sake of relieving our posteriors, chopping it up and setting it ablaze to warm us, or reaching the noose hanging from the ceiling before kicking it away from our feet.

nice

Kek

form of chair

Yea Forums website Yea Forums board thread showing a picture of a wooden chair

This chair is an eyesore

It is self defining

A simulacrum

OP wanted you to define the picture or its contents, so Yea Forums website Yea Forums board thread has nothing to do with it.

please tell me they are women

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Shaped wood
>yep, its wood

A wooden tool shaped to allow humans to sit apon.

fur-less quadruped

Is a car seat a chair?

'Tis a featherless quadruped.

is a rocking horse a chair?

A mobile object designed to be sat on by one person, with a back support.

/thread

Luke, did i ever tell you about chairs?

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/thread

And a car without tyres?

I would prefer not to.

An object assembled for the purpose of allowing people to sit on it.

Prove me wrong you can't.

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your moms ass?

A sofa?

A toilet

Four legged object meant to be turned upside down and sat on, up to four at a time

Lulz iz just a chair

And not wooden I take it

Mega based and overly redpilled. Are you Italian?

God is the highest good, therefore nothing is better than God.
You get thirsty at night, and orange juice is better than nothing.
Therefore orange juice at night is better than God.

Nah senpai, the greatest thing you can imagine is God. Even if that orange juice quenches your thirst at night, you can still imagine that tops that experience, that surpasses it in it's entirety, that is God. Thus, God > Orange Juice.

Both

You can ignore my logically airtight argument at your own peril. Myself, I'm having a tall cool glass of OJ and looking at the stars.

>>>/reddit/

>go to reddit for posting a classic ordinary language philosophy paradox
No U.