Post books designed to make you cringe. i want peak Reddit shit

post books designed to make you cringe. i want peak Reddit shit

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reddit couldn't handle this book, pal

What's funnier is he made a sequel/series out of this. The title alone puts me off. Whoever reads and enjoys this book will forever be in need of it. A shitty cynical balm versus a solution.

>not giving a fuck
>can't put fuck on the cover

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neither could I, made it to the casino part, really enjoyed the beginning with tyrone hitting it off with katja and then just stopped, no motivation to pick it up and continue

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>not having both the american favorite and the uk favourite in the same image
sad

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if theres pics of her in it to masturbate to then its based; if there are no pics of her in it then its cringe

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why does this shit piss me off so much

>All they genreshit fiction in the background

because youre not a badass with an unfucked mind

I'm not one to post sòyjacks but man... If this isnt some of the most manchild sh*t I've ever seen

The swearing, not even that, the fact that they use an asterisk in place of the letter that completes the swear word makes me want to fucking choke the author and publisher, fuck them and their self help fuckery.

Bro wtf you said the f word? Like with all the letters? Guess you cant trust anyone to be a true badass these days...

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>manchild shit
>says the guy posting on an imageboard founded for and by manchildren.

No need to be so self-hating, user. Accept who you are.

One day a man will write a book with "Fuck" in the tile and not use an asterisk. He will either be the next Buddha or the next Hitler.

I liked that book when I read it, but now I realize it was very bad.

xD

BE
MORE
BASED

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Because its simple bombastic contrarian aggrandizement. The Same thing as the hollow backpatting of the tumblr stereotype. Its not earned or rewarded, it is simply a forgone conclusion that you are great. There is a difference between the greatness of saythe Great Gatsby and that of this type of ilk. Noone ever had to tell gatsby he was great, it was the particulars of his character and his actions and motives that got him the title. These boooks tend to be self masterbatory and for some reason are proud of that fact.

Its pretty hilarious that someone needed to write a book about this. If anything its mere existence and there being a market for this kind of proves the titicular adage.

>Get That Fucki*g B*llshit Done: How to Make the Most of Your Goddam* Day
How much can I make selling this?

The only reason I haven't binned my copy is that my uncle gave it to me and he'll die some day.

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Ooft, I loved that book. Movie was good too.

reddit
winemom-core
lame boss who can't relate to his employees-core
ResetEra

You are gay.

Every time I see my copy in my library (it is proheminently displayed) I remember the hours I spent at the toilet reading that amazing book. Then a flavor of shit fills my mouth and while I salivate I rememeber the great gags. Ps I'm not even joking.

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This is the truth that Yea Forums is afraid to admit. Someone defending it is the clearest indicator of being a reddit immigrant to me. It's pretty much the origin of the reddit/Discord humor of "organizing the solar pylons to handle epic lasers!" shit.

It depends, that book is peak boomercore.

based and shitpilled

this

its for kids bro. its like narnia books. it serves to generate intrest in the medium as a whole.

the Narnia books are actually good though

>Find your fucking happy
What?

Start paying attention to how many stem-type adults sperg over shit like "42." It's appalling.

John Green hasn't been mentioned once. What happened

I don't even play video games and have no special love for 80s or really even nostalgia and didn't care for or against that aspect, but ready player one isn't even bad. I just read it a few weeks ago for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. Now I'm back to rereading Hume and Quixote, you anons needn't be so uptight

Not the book itself (which is actually quite informative), but this cover is pretty cringe.

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It’s called a joke

if you like it you're a pseud

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No. It's not for kids.

Kidlit has child protagonists. Not hungover dudes in bathrobes whining that they didn't get laid last night. It's for manchildren.

Adams was not a novelist. He wrote radioplays and screenplays. His publisher harangued him into writing novels and he did it reluctantly and with little artfulness.

Yeah the cover is a fucking joke.

>Joss Whedon
*pukes*

I liked it, it was fun. What you gonna do about it?

My grandmother once gave me this as a present when I was still a kid.
Its title is "How to shit in the woods : An environmental approach of a forgotten art"

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i'm a leftie, but goddamn is that shit embarrassing
you can smell the desperation

Because it tries to be hip and edgy but defeats its own message by censoring like a pussy.

There's no argument against my post, Game of Thrones is peak reddit

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I don't know what peak reddit means but they're shit.

why do liberal gen-x'ers think swearing is so cool?

Shitty references are indeed appalling, but are no reason to discount what they are in reference to. Autists shouting "the cake is a lie" don't make portal a bad game to play.

She is an e-celeb thot who became famous by riding the geek cullture current and Joss Whedon's dick for 10 years. Of course there are no nudes of her.

Apparently, someone wasn't laughing.

But you're right, it's a fucking joke. Graves would have rather killed himself than approved a cover like this for one of his books. I can hear him turning over in his grave right now.

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She also wrote Zen as F*ck, which has 387 5 star reviews on amazon

Roll my eyes and scoff aloud.

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I'm slightly dyslexic when I'm tired so I thought this said be whore later lol

my French is kind of garbage. I read this as "how to shit with the boys"

redditors probably hates his books for being teenage girl crap

At least he has a decent sense of humor.

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based, have to admit that I got suckered into buying this piece of shit

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>implying it’s not

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We wuz ghosts n shit

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Anyone who knows poetry knows that Billy Collins belongs here

Infinite Jest cover is fine

I do love the book but it does read somewhat like something co-written by John Green and James Joyce.

>think swearing is so cool?
If it were genuine swearing, it'd be ok.
But that aterisk-shit pisses me off

>look at me how badass I am (tehee, not really though *wink*)