What do I say to this lit thot?
Also discussion of books relating to lit thots
What do I say to this lit thot?
Brody Robinson
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Samuel Anderson
Blake Martinez
>Hey. Your bio says you like reading classical literature. What's your favourite book?
Brayden Diaz
>i love records
what type? athletics? land speed? competitive eating?
Kayden Ward
God, she's so cute
Austin Hall
When I ask /fit/ for help they are usually much more charming than this
Bentley Barnes
why do i have to be attracted only to thots covered in red flags? i mean, for fuck sake i'm a catholic and i hate jews. fuck i love died hair and daddy issues though. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adam Roberts
"Your pathological desire to stand out only makes you all the more average for it."
Then unmatch.
Ayden Morris
Literally fucking nothing, are you some kind of stupid fish? Do you want to end up caught and gutted and left with some disgusting venerial disease from her cavernous slit? Go meet a real women with your real person, you’ll avoid the trickery
Jose Davis
Shame she deleted her Instagram
David Turner
I've lived in solitude for 5+ years my social skill is completely atrophied, this is the only way to come closer to something that participates in Aphrodites likeness
Jaxson Carter
Tell her this, verbatum(make each line a different message):
Yo Grace
My nan
Is dead
Why would I show her memes
Juan Russell
lel implying she'd ever match a retarded pseud like you
Aiden Smith
vinil most likely
Nicholas Rogers
>associating with anyone who is proud of being mentally ill
David Roberts
they can't see your message once you unmatch. also, there's literally nothing wrong with wanting to stand out. we live in fucked up times and the majority of people can't be expected to be the highest forms of themselves without guidance from men who are higher beings themselves. you need to chill out with the hatred and disdain and start loving your neighbor.
just tell her you won the spelling bee in middle school or something and go from there. don't seriously flirt right out of the gate, just have fun with her, but not too much fun, meaning don't give off the vibe that you're just fucking around with her and that you're not really interested. then ask her what her favorite classics are and hope that she isn't a pleb. its not fucking rocket science, you just have to find something in common. if there''s nothing there, just move on. also, i do not condone fornication. if you're trying to get laid, go fuck yourself cumbrain, sex is sacred.
Brody Allen
>not wanting a yandere gf
gay.
Nolan Wood
maybe, but then again I also won't have to put up that sort of crazy bullshit
Evan Rodriguez
>"Thoughts on the Yid Question as posited by Dostoevsky?"
Joshua Edwards
that "crazy bullshit" is the zest of life, my friend. and why would i want someone who's comfortable living in the world that i hate so much anyway? it's cliche, but i really don't trust people who aren't fucked up in some way.
Joshua Morgan
Tell her this, verbatum(make each line a different message):
Yo Grace
Me pee pee hard
Like so hard it hurt
I think I gotta cut it off
Landon Hall
/fit/ is populated by chads, naturally, and Yea Forums by virgins, also naturally.
Leo James
Imagine reading this.
Thomas Rogers
Same, man. I'd fuck the brains out of that dog.
Brody Wright
>Go meet a real women with your real person, you’ll avoid the trickery
boomer spotted, the there are no real people anymore
Jayden Gomez
>no Oxford comma
Why bother, she's retarded.
Jayden Torres
Landon Adams
>vocaroo.com
Extremely based and schizopilled
Christian Edwards
I'm making fun of both caricatures of individuals :P
You're a schizo.
Brody Anderson
kek