Yea Forums characters you relate to

Any characters who get paid by the post to shit up boards, any boards, even lit.

the mc from spring snow

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obligatory

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Holden Caulfield is literally me

Slothrop. we're both double virgos even. i don't feel comfortable about it and please don't ask about the other similarities.

The narrator of "Notes from Underground"

Nice to meet you, fellow sick man

Jake Barnes is The Sun Also Rises

The closest would be Holden Caulfield, but his problem arises from the issue of "authenticity," which, though it leads him to certain quandaries which I share, is itself not something that concerns me. So you could say that the book approaches problems which I experience, but does so from the wrong angle. I've never found anything that replicates my own thoughts in a fully accurate manner.

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my copy is in the mail right now.

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Monsieur Songe.

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There are no characters as pathetic as me.

Bob Slocum - Something Happened

Same. Every time I try reading a book about someone pathetic half of the book is about them fucking women.

Do you know why the protagonist in Notes from underground has no name? Because it is me.

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It feels like a loser in books is average guy irl

Tom from Steinbeck's East of Eden
>naturally gifted like his father but wastes his potential doing nothing
>farmer neet
>overly passionate and sentimental
>devastatingly horny
>ostensibly gay
>offs himself

>>ostensibly gay
i hope you guys dont do it

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>tfw no sonia gf

More of a /his/ character but he's your average bathroom dweller of Yea Forums/Plume warrior of Twitter, calling everyone out for the slightest thing from his house.

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Aureliano Babilonia from 100 years of solitude

Why? Sonia's a completely uninteresting character. Totally submissive, only exists to provide emotional support for Raskolnikov.

Harry Potter from Harry Potter

Gregory Berrycone

ebezaitnikov is awfully similar to my self before I started to read books more often. Now a days I just really find similarities between friends and character rather than my self cuz I’m not gonna pretend i know my self

Stavrogin.

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read about hitler as a youth

the perfect woman

Elliot Rodger

Here Comes Everybody from Finnegans Wake

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bazarov

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Hamlet

simply epic xd!!

Greg Heffley

Pretty good scientist tho, people usually forget that about him. Also guarantee your death won’t be one one thousandth as cool as his, the “beautiful and the ugly” coming across France to annihilate each other as they say

Guy Crouchback

for some reason i thought he and his sister had a secret relationship. was i wrong???

dilate