Is there anything sadder than a book signing where nobody wants your book or autograph?

Being raped to death by a nearsighted walrus.

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I love girls' feet in sandals

Based and Randpilled

I was in a shop yesterday that specializes in sci-fi/fantasy books, and are one of the main sponsors for the local Comic Con. The clerk was discussing how they had William Shatner a few years ago and just how irritating it was to handle him and his management. That they demanded something like 75$ for an autograph, or you bought Bills book for 40 and he would sign it for you, but you mustn't speak to him. His management also had a clause that if the line was deemed "too short" that Shatner would then be allowed to leave because a short line reflects poorly on him. Which by mid-day happened and Shatner left because he was bored, despite the fact those in line either paid for his autograph, or the book was left empty-handed.

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Fuck Ayn Rand.

he had some baneposting to do.

Can tell you from experience that this is wrong

Little kids, sure. older kids, no. They're heartless socially-obsessed vermin. The safest thing is to just have family birthday parties after Grade 4 (cheaper and easier, too).

>socially obsessed vermin
and why do you care again if someone rocks up to your party?

Signed t-shirts.

As I get older I appreciate the people who organize parties and events since I now realize doing it successfully is way more difficult than it seems.

still not books

You can read a t-shirt if it has text, like a funny joke, on it

I'd bring her home.

based, all my birthday parties since like middle school have just been immediate family members

kek

>tfw never had a birthday party with friends, and when as a kid I suggested it to my mom she laughed at me and said no

I'm pretty sure it's one of those stands where people attending a concert can get a band t-shirt. The photo is taken before the concert is over so obviously there's nobody there yet.

what's the most literary t shirt?

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that's just biz garbage, try harder board tourist

Do people who only browse one board actually exist? If so, how?

I did a reverse image search, she's selling merch for some wrestler and no one gave a shit, he came back the next day and did a signing booth and no one showed up again.

>he's a browser

ok then stop posting

I was self conscious that there was a risk nobody would come to my parties way before it actually happened. So no parties, no deception. Last year i almost forgot it was my birthday.

It reminds me of the movie the wrestler, with Mickey Rourke. They were (wrestlers) all waiting like her, trying to sell t-shirts, and barely a few people came.

No
I, a crossposter from Yea Forums, will do my very best to lower the quality of this board even further
Go read a book and cry about it, fag

>phonespacing

You are not real Yea Forums, you are reddi/tv/. No one cares what you swear you'll do, because you've only been on the site for a year or two and you'll be gone within the year. Tourists never stay. They're just the background white noise, like the surf of reddit hitting the beach, or the wind rustling in the autumn leaves.

ok buddy just try and not shoot up your school ok

ugh you mental midgets always ruin everything
should have known this board was finished after the trump shit, we lost only normalfag filter: how left leaning and snobby everything seemed to outsiders

now the average midwit wants to be trad, religious and cultured, because politics
time to move on again, there are cooler secret areas of quality than lit, places you will NEVER know about

Under the age of 13 sure, but the idea of a 10 year old with no one at his party like you see on TV is a complete myth.

what
10 is less than 13

Boy... what

ok

same

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You're naïve and should be shot

i miss O&A, imagine the world we'd live in if jim and ant had formed their own show back when the nigger assault happened, and opie had just retired or something

instead we got 7 years of anthony fucking trannies and jim pathetically talking to SAM for hours on end, i can't imagine a worse hell

"I'm with stupid"

my grandmother once got me some science book signed by the author because she happened to be in the bookshop while he was doing a signing and nobody was there.

i never read it, gave it to charity and dont remember the book or author.

>it's not politics until I say so
>phone spacing

It's due to hubris. How is it not possible to assess the popularity of one's own works?

Well it’s an honest mistake, she forgot to gather social media orbiters first