Let's settle this once and for all. What do women really want from men?
Let's settle this once and for all. What do women really want from men?
Who cares?
based sterlinposter
also fpbp
genetic material so they can make more humans, everything else derives from it
based
Bet you that's a high school classroom in Latin America, and in 5 years most of those chicks are gonna be fat slags.
Dopamine
Quality thread my friend!
Interesting guy with power
All humans have the same soul, but woman are trapped in frail bodies full of hormones, their sexual role is one of being brutally dominated, and they reach a sexual prime as children which is fast lived and ends in their infertility and undesirability at a stage where most men are just beginning to achieve success in life. They lack the physical capacity for being truly heroic or evil, adventurous or virtuous, so they sexually sublimate this into having sex with men who they see as embodying these qualities (who are generally a ridiculous caricature of the violent thug or virtuous bohemian they’ve repressed within themselves).
To be a woman is to suffer immensely. Ignore what they want, what they think, and what they do, user. You are blessed with the potential for virtue, freedom, and glorious deeds.
FACTS
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>To be a woman is to suffer immensely
imagine actually believing this
Taking a young boy into your tutelage, while also enjoying his caresses and taking pleasure in his supple young body, while you guide him into manhood with a firm but gentle hand, is the height of masculine virtue.
Based
>woman graduates college
>no longer a college student
>no more college student lifestyle of B-averaging as many easy classes as possible while spending 85% of actual time socializing and dating
>have to get a real job now
>get job in some kind of office in field only vaguely related to degree
>assume it will be "transitional"
>it won't because didn't actually seriously engage with major while studying it and don't know how to compete for real jobs related to it or advance a career
>change tinder profile job title to "Data Analyst Consultant Technician"
>will remain that way for 6 more years
>start getting lonely
>don't know why
>but it's because just went from college, which is a buzzing hive of social encounters and opportunities to feel wanted and special, to an office space with less than a dozen regular human contacts
>either sleep with the only attractive one, or have abortive relationship with him
>tolerate 2 of the women who work there, hate the other 6 (because all the same person)
>now completely stagnant social life
>try tinder and bumble
>hate both
>delete/reinstall them regularly
>convey bitterness and entitlement to men without even realizing
>steadily age
>panic sets in at 24, nothing has changed in 2 years and it feels like only six months went by
>begin making jokes about how you love wine
>but keep being a "positive" basic bitch, who loves GUAC and GOING ON ADVENTURES :) NY -> London (on parents' money) -> Portland (for two weeks) -> NY again!!
>26
>now really panicking
>no career advancement
>may have slept with another coworker
>begin making self-deprecating "netflix over partying :P" remarks in tinder profile
>think you're telling men you're "down to earth"
>don't realize you're really radiating desperation and tired sad old lady syndrome
>start noticing you're officially not young anymore
>so desperate for validation that it borders on madness, but nobody notices because normal for female population
>make very poor dating/hookup choices
>waste another year or two chasing unserious but attractive men, after a long dry spell that made being pursued by them a massive and irresistible relief
>late 20s
>friends and sisters are getting married
>filled with existential dread and swirling maelstrom of anger and resentment by this
>begin doing calculus of how long it would take to (1) meet guy, (2) "get to know" guy, (3) determine he is soulmate, (4) have normal relationship, (5) gracefully segue into marriage and having a child together
>realize that even if everything went 110% perfectly you're still looking at having a child by 31 which is too late
>have no plans for the future other than "find man"
>have no hobbies or interests or passions or goals, just like in college
>the prospect of living by yourself isn't just unappealing, it doesn't even make sense to you, because as a woman your conception of reality is "do fun frivolous things day-to-day until husband and children happens," and you've been robbed of the latter
Have you ever hitchhiked across your country, sleeping in a tent on the outskirts of small towns?
Woman can never do this for fear of being raped or worse. The closest they’ll ever get is getting spanked, choked, and fucked by this handsome drifter while providing him a warm bed for the night. If you’re truly envious of the woman in this scenario (“woe beith upon me, all these harlots only yearneth for Chad and I am but a masturbator) you don’t really have any right to call yourself a man in the first place.
Top tier genetic material, cummies, and to be high class status symbols
i'm gonna fuck the girl on the right.
also, big dicks.
Women are whores. The smart ones get paid for it
same thing that men want
Based
and what'll that be?
to be happy and enjoy life and be surrounded by fun friends, to have good experiences and see cool things, to try lots of foods and have people like you
men and women aren't very different
this
although i dont understand why women act like such whorish attention seeking children, pic related:
it sounds like you know this process suspiciously well
as a guy only difference is that i didnt really have friends in college and im fine with being single
Am I allowed to call you incel?
Capitalism totally ruin woman's life
I'm an incel and I'm proud
BASED
fuck women
narrator: have sex
>begin doing calculus of how long it would take to (1) meet guy, (2) "get to know" guy, (3) determine he is soulmate, (4) have normal relationship, (5) gracefully segue into marriage and having a child together
>realize that even if everything went 110% perfectly you're still looking at having a child by 31 which is too late
lol, I've been doing this same calculus with the ~28 year old I dated recently. Need to go a bit younger.
honestly dating seems like utter cancer
why would anyone do it
have sex?
That's based, user
you dont have to date to have sex, its not 19th century
No I have a varied and active sex life, and several woman have demanded my hand in marriage or to bear my children. While I appreciate woman in general, I’m not interested in sacrificing my freedom to become the slave of a sub-man.
I like this. It's more sympathetic to women than the usual incel fare.
They have it bad too guys. It's not just that sex isn't everything; it's that it's hardly anything at all.
Embrace Roman Catholicism if you want to happy gents. Marry if you can; be celibate--a higher vocation anyways--if you can't. Stay close to the sacraments, and close to Our Lady.
*want to be happy
Not Yea Forums related. Bye!