Yea Forums humour thread

I feel like this alt right pyramid meme has a lot of potential

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severely underrated

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I love these.

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lmao

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Based

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can't imagine being too poor for fucking mcdonald's

*sniff*

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we need cioran meme 2,3 and so on

is the joke that probably 90 percent of americans haven't read it?

yes

>he thinks 10 percent of Americans have actually read Tocquevilleljdas or however you spell that gay frenchman's name
try .0001%

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more zizek memes

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>Marx at the top
More like, there is food at Engels'.

Hardest I've ever laughed on this website.

>low effort text-on-object
kys

based architect

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For fuck sake corn in old books refer to grain and such. Corn (Maize) is American you fuck.

can anyone explain to me why periodically someone posts a "Yea Forums humor thread" and floods it with a bunch of reddit/facebook group tier memeshit

it's gotta be a woman, right? only a woman could go "Haha this reddit facebook meme is good LOL I know who Zizek is :P"

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ARE YOU A CUTE GIRL?

are you from chapo and trying to "invade" Yea Forums by spamming shitty zizek memes? this is having the opposite effect because it makes the average Yea Forums user's unconscious mind go "wait a minute... zizek is... reddit..? i'm reddit if i like zizek...?"

now this one is good

Nobody cares.

Everyone cares and You are dumb.

Wow. You really are from reddit.

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Why was the Penguin thread deleted?

No u

Imagine being this dumb.

How dumb is this?

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Come on, man. MTD stopped being funny years ago.

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Wait. Yea Forums has a sense of humor?

>Ben Shapiro
>far right
how?

>stopped being funny years ago
I haven't a \lit\ in years mate.

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Bugs...

Post your best Zizek's

youtube.com/watch?v=80X0pbCV_t4

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bump

i love these threads

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought Mark Hamill looks like Zizek!

>this thread

Holy Reddit

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What book is this from?

I laughed, but what pleb needs to see the spine to know where which book is
>inb4: yes I'm totally implying no one checks your lit lib, bruh

first part is a reference to the aesthetic essay in the first part of either/or

>Marx threw his maid to the streets after he impregnated her.
>Four of Marx's kids died of starvation because he didn't bother taking care of them
I'm beginning to think that leftists are mutants with no consciousness or soul.

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kek

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why cant i be an insecure young man?
who made this anyway, a secure old woman? somehow i dont think so. i think it was made by a college student (gender irrelevant but probably male) with plenty of insecurities.
if i'm allowed to reveal some of my own feelings and insecurities for a second, the demonization of being an insecure young man makes me feel really uncomfortable. because i DO fit the stereotypes.
what do you want me to do now? kneel down to the contemporary left? do you insist that my discomfort isn't anywhere close to the discomfort of "marginalized groups" or something like that? there's no way to prove that and i somehow don't believe it. should i bury my discomfort with prescription drugs or something?

I don't get it

replace zizkek with otto weininger for more accuracy

It's from the song "Philosophy of the World" by The Shaggs.

What

Me at 19

not about money, its about what you want to feed kids

saved

nice

>tfw

bruh... you hot

Absolute masterpieces.

Feel like Yea Forums should be in number 3 or 4

kek

kek

I always lose at BA卐INGA

If you listen to the interview he actually wasn't being sarcastic at all and genuinely thought the average American had a grasp of 19th century philosophy

Is this ted?

Is this ted?

Amazing

high school level humor

>he doesn’t know humor threads are seen as political capital by the left wing jewish nigger Yea Forums invasion amalgam

based retard

lmao no
it's linkola

Holy shit

That’s the joke.

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what is this shit

This guy leads the biggest party in the Netherlands right now, and he has a portrait of de Tocqueville in his office.

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>my mate keeps sending me amren articles

Guy used to be a manly sailor, then he got modernism and became a glasses-wearing faggot.

its the best

Who are the people on the bottom right?

Read the Greeks and think for yourself, nigger.

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in my office theres a guy that keeps making american psycho references. he’s a vp that has been with the company for a very long time, and they cant really fire him, but most of us find him insufferable. some examples:

— he declines every meeting on his calendar with “cant, returning video tapes”, and asks for input during meetings by saying , “lets see what thinks.”

— whenever someone asks something of the sort, “What is X”, he replies, “That’s bone”, with a grin

— often he will sit in silence for a while, only to say “very nice.” to himself through gritted teeth, rocking slightly in his chair

— for the holiday secret santa list, he filled in the blank “I want...” with “to fit in.” the young secretary (a jewess) assigned to him quit the day after the christmas party after he screamed that the tie she got him was definitely less expensive than the one given to the ceo

— during at least one sales meeting he asked aloud what our quarterly earnings would look like “on a stick”

— on his breaks he hovers over the kitchen island with a stack of coasters, leaning in as if on an air hockey table, and he slides them in the direction of anyone that is about to set down their cup.

when i first joined the company, i found his behavior pretty funny, but got tired of him after inviting him to my band’s shows several times only to be tole “cant, got an 830 rez at dorsia”, then clucking his tongue twice

among the best things Yea Forums has ever produced

>stop living in society and/or become a recluse
great idea

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He'd benefit more from reading him than from displaying his face in an effort to seem well-read though.
youtube.com/watch?v=4USh2bSLbNU&has_verified=1

He's pretty well read. He describes reading Spengler in his college years as "the greatest struggle of his life", referring to overcoming that Spenglerian pessimism. I'll take him over Wilders any day.

It's a good thing for your democracy that it's not a choice between the lesser of those two evils.

youtu.be/fDBzQkWeQ5g

is youtube just recommending everyone ancient onion stuff lately?

saved. never saw these ones before.

>Read the Greeks
No.

The last two are absolutely sublime.

Yes.

test

transformation from chad to fart fetishist

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Rothbard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Tucker

no nyt!

this man is living the life

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there's no WAY this man swung an 0830 res at Dorsia. No. Way.

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kek

classic

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Anyone have that post about minecraft and simulacra

Because you can only be insecure in ways they deem fit.

>so insecure you get thrown off by a meme

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Kek

kek

just be yourself

>transformation
more like refinement

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He's has extreme ethno-nationalist views.

kekd

Someone post the wholesome alleged update.

he died

Sounds like this

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I always loved the footnote on the greentext on this

amren's good tho

post the Wittgenstein thing

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You mean 99.9%?

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This is an honest post

What a pure soul that he is able to make the assumption that a wealthy nation means educated citizenry. Oh dear.

thanks, I mean it

what field is this company? extra cringe if it's not i-banking but instead engineering or something

What are you taking about, that image was obviously made by a female or a feminine male
This is a dishonest post

the spine of the books are facing backwards so the room is "neutral", brilliant idea

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The book is filled with gems like this.

ed gein you fucktards

kek

Whats the book?

Sounds like a legitimately good leader

Please post more

this one right here

>lassalle
Wasn't that the guy Marx literally called a Jewish nigger?

Who's top left?

Tell us what’s the book before you will end like that cattle rustler you hear!

Marc Bloch, whose picture is often suggested by Google for Max Stirner for some reason, who is the person the pic creator intended to put in the top left

You may also see Rudolf Steiner mixed up with Stirner for some reason

it's hillary clintons book

TRULY OUR MOST GLORIOUS STATE

What Happened?

yeah

yeah so I really like murakami and

I prefer to think of it as sublimation

All the propaganda really makes soviet russia seem like a nice place

Is this real ?

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underrated

good question

of course not you fucking mongoloid

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The bread and cheese part is real

I'm glad I read Mccarthy before all the memes

pretty clever user

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kek

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How has nobody posted the true GOAT?

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samefag faggot

aww poor little brainlet is butthurt because he doesn't get it :(

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kek

Post the one with LOGH characters

No they're just Jews

No, the one where he actually got a job.

>are you an insecure young man xd?

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what can I say? I do like animated frogs

Is there an alt-left version?

all fags

Pierce & Pierce, its in M&A

Bumping for this

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>All the Diogenes and Zizek posts in this thread
When did this board become a subreddit?

I DONT GET IT

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Genius

>tfw you know exactly where you stand

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Delete this.

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remove this at once.

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No it isn't. It's a mock-page

haw it's funny cuz dem dere asians sure do talk funny :D

That didn't seem to exist anymore. Was it ever real?

He wants Americans to die for Israel.

The Penis

The penis, he has destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The penis is out

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it doesn't read like something real. i doubt an article published in a magazine like that would use the term "boicpucci"

>using internet explorer

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le seething r/asianmasculinity

>reddit reference
you have to go back

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Yeah, I was just hoping. I'd have liked to read the rest.

lol

Just because you can doesn't mean you shouldn't.

haha

Wait, I mean kek

Made me giggle I'll give you that bruv

If he ever went back in time and met his past self he'd probably get bumraped

Good but not quite McCarthy-esque. The cartoonist should've used made up and/or super obscure words as well

Look at those two twinks next to Socrazyzz. They be mirin hard

>what do you want me to do now?
The people who attack you for being what you are would see you either destroyed or completely emasculated. What you're supposed to "do" is break under their wheel.

There are a lot of demons out there, my friend. Discard those who don't care about you. Never resign yourself to a life that you haven't chosen. If you can't escape right now, then nurture a spark and develop a plan. Whatever you do, don't give up.

>and that's a good thing

cringe

>that policeman in the foreground
You can tell that his tight-lipped, smug, casual smile is just hiding the very real insecurities he must feel about this whole thing. He must coarsen himself in order to participate in the destruction of this man. I pray for them both - Assange, and the officer.

#woke

That's the joke

There are days when I wonder if the billions of hours of human life spent on Yea Forums are worth it, and then I see things like this.

I have to say that's the most joyce i've ever been able to read in one go.

he looks like the dude from a serbian film

Based and kindheartpilled.

Kek

DESU, do you think that most any nation does? Can you think of a nation who actually introduces relatively modest levels of philosophy by high school? Im from America, and I think the most I got was a decent amount of American transendentalism and idealism through moby Dick, Scarlet letter, and Great Gatsby.

You would.

I'm actually jealous. Philosppher kings when?

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Me two. I feel like someone could make a pretty interesting dissertation on the nature of Yea Forums communities, but I believe that most outlits would only do the superficial, or give it gawker level lipservice.

I like how they need to point out that she is on the right.

I believe in you user

Where can I find the rest?

It's poetic enough by itself

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Hitler wasn't elected into office. He didn't even get a majority, despite significant voter intimidation and violence.
In addition, he did not achieve dictatorial powers through the proper procedures, but by arresting most of the opposition that would've voted against such an act, and conveniently downsizing the Reichstag by that amount. Not forgetting, of course, that SA stormtroopers were present at the proceedings, giving a clear and pressing message to any potential second-thoughters. Also, anyone that couldn't make it to the final vote due to surprisingly convenient "obstructions" were counted as "present", against normal procedure.
The remaining parties that voted in favour of the Enabling Act were mostly tired of the instability of the Weimar Republic, and wished an end to that which the NSDAP thugs were in part responsible for creating.
So there's that.

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Wasn't elected into office? Mate he won democratically in 33.

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Almost everything you said in there was wrong. Also the purpose of the SA was to defend against violent Marxists and antifa.

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He didn't. Read history book.
This user is right.

UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE!

>If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes
Reminder that Diogenes is said to have replied :
>If I were not Diogenes, then I too should wish to be Diogenes

youtube.com/watch?v=qpPsAojqcKo

based weakling

Because 90% of borechan is reddit.

The invasives consider humor threads political capital

lmao what a retard

>Ben Shapiro an "accelerationist terrorist"
>kekistanis alongside white nats and the daily stormer

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>it makes the average Yea Forums user's unconscious mind go "wait a minute... zizek is... reddit..? i'm reddit if i like zizek...?"
You have to be a very stupid and pathetic person to care that much about fitting in on this website, which is basically just an angry reddit anyway.

Does anyone have the greentext screencap of user and his professor manically laughing about some author having no discernable talent?

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holy shit based

lel

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.

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Based schizo

Fucking got me

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Whats your opinion on Kinneging?

one of my favorite screencaps

>“This is a medical dictionary. Are you studying medicine?”
>“No”

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This is just so extremely good.

>wholesome
Reddit detected

fauuuuuurrrk

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Who put their dick in my ass?
In MY ass?

based cumtown listener

I don't get it

Does anyone have that fresh pasta of the user talking about the TSA and the Patriot Act?

And this here is why I made a hard rule to only keep my unread book on one specific shelf on one specific bookshelf. If I cant fit them on there i need to stop buying books. No chad is going to make me look like a fool.

desu it's not even far fetched to assume that Americans would have read him considering his magnus opus was a commentary on America

now THIS is the philosophy of the world

The footnote at the bottom. Kaczynski is the Unabomber

I meant the ignorance of social and historical issues but I don't look utterly unlike him I guess.

This just made me feel sad for Donkey Kong

This got spoiled for me sadly bc one girl at my uni set it as her facebook banner.

This sounds like one of those "We trained a neural network on 2557 romance paperbacks and..." memes

I was friends with a guy who fit this description.

Based

Underrated

I want to learn more about this proof since Kaczynski was a really good analyst.

Based

The Tempest bit made me laugh genuinely, this is great

You should read his stuff.