We're having a Yea Forums meetup in Boston.
Email bostonliterature at gmail if you're interested & I'll give you the place & time.
>Why?
If you've been to university organizations, reading groups, or hung out in a cafe up here, you've noticed the stifling eggshell-walking culture. And also that no one reads Yea Forums books.
>What?
Something in the vein of Ben Franklin's Junto. Discussion, critique, &c.
are these meetups even real? i can't tell.
also, will there be women there and if so, what will they be wearing on their feet?
Yes, they're real and no, sex offenders aren't invited.
well, well, well. who's walking on eggshells now?
The only difference between an eligible bachelor and a sex offender is looks and skill at manipulating people into liking you
isn't that unfair.....
sex offenders bring their sex into fucking everything. bachelors mainly focus on their lives and their sexuality happens to be one aspect of it. have sex, with a consenting partner. I can't believe I have to clarify that.
found the roastie
>with a consenting partner
what does consent have to do with anything
only person who has to consent to sex is jesus
found the incel
>stifling eggshell-walking culture
can you elaborate on this?
if i showed up to the meeting, i guarantee you'd be BEGGING me to sniff your feet.
Nice LARP between two people who don't live anywhere near Boston.
Stay shod, sweetie
Boston's foot fetish gray markets are like cash machines for savvy students, but they're highly discrete and largely transacted in crypto
Woah woah woah WOAH
I'll be in Cambridge at christmas time. Wish I could be there for the meetup, but you guys have fun.
I know Sam Hyde pretty well, I could probably get him to come to it. He lives back and forth between Fall River and Providence RI.
Post his contact
Hey Sam, hope you can afford health insurance now. Also going to knock over some of the porcelain in your mate's antique store ""on accident"", you know, because you need punishing ;^)
Get Charls instead
book with this feel?
Sam is a degenerate pedophile who occasionally makes good comedy. He isn’t Yea Forums.
god bless you christ-chan
*God
Proof for any of these?
Just go look at the lolcow thread.
>degenerate pedophile
there’s a pic compilation of him grooming and then beating up some 15 y/o groupie
>occasionally makes good comedy
Million Dollar Extreme & World Peace has its moments
you could probably find all of this if you spent 15 mins searching
I can only imagine how cringe these things are. Do you take bets on how long before some autist brings up Evola or nick land?
Yawn
U realise that's his sister, right? God damn it NPCs are so fucking dumb
if he's beating up and having sex with his sister then that's even fucking worse. great argument, brainlet.
U must be new to the internet
Your source is a fake collage in a jpeg
I win
Sure Samfag.
>has
Had.
This is (part of) why it was cancelled, Sam is too much of a liability and the others weren't that into it and just wanted the TV money to invest in what they really wanted to do.
>really wanted to do
Do more MDE but without Charls? And Charls doing Let's Plays? Wha?
Stop being a bad boy and trying to bait me Sam ;^)
Would I be the only girl? (Asking for a friend)
no, but if you do show up, open-toed shoes are customary for our female members. you don't want to be the odd-woman-out, so make sure we can see those toes.
My friend was a dancer, her feet are pretty ugly and mangled
well if she wanted to come, she would have to talk to the other girls about her footwear. they might make her wear sandals, they might not, but they probably will. i don't make the rules!
>i don't make the rules!
I do. Socks are now mandatory with sandals. No toes for you!
I emailed op he said there's no rules and he doesn't know who you are?
there are no written rules, it's an unspoken rule that all females must expose their toes, and preferably, as much foot as possible. it doesn't need to be codified because everyone just does it anyway. i was only telling you so that you wouldn't wear shoes and end up looking out of sync with the other ladies. and op is just as adamant about this as me, he just doesn't want you to think he's weird. i think he has a "thing" for women's feet, but idk.
Your story is full of holes, sweaty
Help me fill those holes.
Fill your own holes YOU SICKO
>implying anyone in Boston knows how to read
based and anti-zogpilled
there's nothing "sick" about a simple dress code you philistine.
How about fuck you
if you aren't going to act like a respectable lady, then we won't feel obliged to invite you back.
Do you even know where it is?
What are the reading requirements?
yes, and i'll tell you if you promise to wear sandals
Note: they aren't saying not to wear socks. Wear socks.
it's Yea Forums so there are no reading requirements
shut the fuck up, she can expose her toes as much as she wants to.
depends. are you a male, or are you a fe-male?
I already know and you clearly do not. Footposter more like footposer
if you know than prove it.
You're the one who doesn't know. Just name it. Or say the kind of establishment. You can't!!!
What's the meme quadrilogy?
Why don't we all meet up there, then that will prove we all know. Don't forget to wear some socks to prove it's us, you can wear sandals but it's not compulsory. The socks can have a fun pattern if you like like zigzags, or even days of the week! Go crazy and wear an odd pair if you want!!
Infinite Jest
Gravity's Rainbow
Finnegans Wake
and Fuck You with your anti-trinity bullshit.
Nice to know you wont be joining us
i told you to first.
I'm already there, it's my favorite place.
Wrong. The quadrilogy is:
Moby Dick
Ulysses
The Recognitions
Gravity's Rainbow
The Tunnel
2666
is this real
Anyone know if Charlotte still goes to these
please delete this please
>pic
Corp?
>he still hasn't read Evola
Hullo, gangreaders, Jess here. I would like to clarify a few things to those unfamiliar with the Boston Yea Forums meetup culture and vibe. We are radically inclusive but often amuse ourselves with supes kafkaesque obtuseness and ambiguity about meetup policies and culture, especially when we know there's anyone less illuminated (novices, anyone whose been to fewer than five Boston Yea Forums meetups, really) eavesdropping or lurking one of our online promotional threads. Most of the older meetup attendees will agree our TikTok is a richer amusement by far, but most of us watch these threads to assess if there's any potential prodigies out here. Before women's feet and shoes were in vogue, our group first obsessed over epaulettes, the countless national and ethnographic styles, the pageantry performed while wearing the regalia. We got pretty eccentric, but we felt the Muses were inhabiting us. We were their vessels. Our oddball investigations and weirdo tirades and improvised theatrics were our attempts to enchant literary energies, much the same as a rain dance stimulates the storm.
You’re pathetic, and sound like you belong on reddit
And, no, I’m not promoting rape. I’m just saying that, no, you don’t need to clarify that. Cuck
I mean unrelated but Stephen king grew up In the middle of nowhere and his books tend to give off that small town Americana feel at yes even if they don't intend to.
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Yep, and he's a school shooter too.
Did anyone ever find out what happened to the Atlanta meetup?
You are all disinvited to the meetup due to several evident deficits.
r got married
Anyone from Barbados here?
Shot up by a Yea Forums poster
they had to disband when they realized none of them could read
Well, the organizer having a great deal of professional law enforcement experience on his LinkedIn was dissuading, especially because he showed us only his "literary" profile and not the bolis one.
I went to scope some mayobulb feet's, being a melanated gentlexirple
And there goes the TikTok group...
Bar-babe-toes (Charlotte) Picture Natalie Portman but too tall and gawky with a speech impediment (sorry Char but it's cyooot)
Brie is making me post ITT and she's a bitch so I better get some You's
What books and authors are usually discussed?
my chest hurts when I press on it
please don't steal jokes lad
REIGN DANCE
Will SEAN GOONAN be coming again? I have some things to ask him about EXPLORATION FOUNDATION and its relation to other self-published chan material
YIKES!
This is disgusting.
Poor baby. Did you learn your probabilities yet?
>Meetup hosted by a woman
No thanks.
anyone got pics of previous meetups i bet everyone took out their phone 5 minutes in and started posting on Yea Forums you fucking losers
There's a ton of them on warosu
Afraid of tall women? Hahahahahahaha
link me a few
I'm afraid of tall roast beef flaps more like it
and you're right to be. those things are dangerous, like a delta P. you could get sucked right in without the proper precautions.
only if you can't fuck hard
i'll fuck you harder than a rock. bitch.
sry not gay and i'll bounce your head like a basketball if you tried
my head will be bouncing inside you like a basketball
no seriously BRO i would throw my body weight straight into your fragile face gayboy
mmm yeah, tell me what else you'd do.
relax girl
no girls allowed at the Boston literature club. its just us boys ;)
you sure cos you're a bitch
Wait are any other girls going
yes, there are plenty of girls. if you are a girl and want to come, you won't be uncomfortable at all, i promise. there are so many females here to keep you company and to make you feel safe and secure. as long as you wear open-toed shoes with no socks, you will be perfectly safe.
What
what do you not understand?
I coom
I don't have to read Camus do I
I know right? No socks? Where's all the sweat going to go, into the sandals? Ew. Wear socks, you can always take them off later if you don't like wearing them with sandals.
What
If you don't like wearing socks you can take them off. I don't see what's so difficult to understand here. If you're worried about where to put them, I'll take care of them for you, I'm the designated sock taker ;^) No worries if they're sweaty I'm a professional ;^p
But thats 8 books
Each of those books is only half a literature though.
You should have read at least 2 by now
Just go drive around
goonan is in boston? the legend himself?
personally i'm waiting to meet rapture. i have a feeling he's going to show up this time.
=)
>he hasnt met rapture
no
>Shoes maketh the book club
This is a really sad thread.
Hey, some of you guys are cool, don't go to the Yea Forums meetup
Every day I thank god Butterfly isn't like this :3
Which butterfly? The real butterfly doesn't have a tripcode.
>tfw work for Hyatt and could get a free room
For what
can you make bar bills disappear
Do you have access to the laundry room with all the socks?