Which poems should I read aloud in order to make a woman look at me like this?

Which poems should I read aloud in order to make a woman look at me like this?

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The Iliad.

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In Homeric Greek. Works every time.

Text messages exchanged with other attractive women, preferably ones that she's jealous of.

Had that happen to me. I recited The Raven from memory while we were snuggling on her couch and she was enthralled; forbade me from ever reciting poetry to other women. I also recited some Frost and Yeats, if memory serves.
The fact is none of those are particularly moistening, and my diction and voice aren't what you'd call performative. But just lying on a couch in intimacy and reciting poems you love is sincere enough and unusual enough that it'll cause a reaction. Unironically just be yourself, user.

Based

Art of war

I once showed a tinder chick a poem I had written about my redheaded ex, to which tinder chick replied, verbatim, "I want to make out with you,so fiercely"

Didn't quite understand why she reacted like that. Anyway, very glad I'm not seeing her anymore, goddamn.

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You said I was weak, yeah, point blank told me
Tied a needle to my dick then my grandmother rode me
It ain't another nigga in this world can match this
I feel like swimmin' in rat piss
Fuck with N-I-P - I ain't no actor
My twelve daughters died from talking shit to a tractor
I'm getting pissed from the blood I threw up
Barely snapped my fingers and Jupiter blew up!
Hoes, they love me, they say I'm a pleaser
I woke up dead in a cat's leg screaming "Caesar!"
Quick to break your motherfuckin' spine
A dead goat got pregnant and said it was mine
Ganksta N-I-P - I'm down with the Mob
Cuttin' off heads was my last year's Summer job
Blame it on TV - then put it on the map
This is a horror movie rap

>Tinder
get a load of this npc

Post poem

legit has for me

I want to suck on her brown fingers

sorry man, poem can easily be traced to my name. id just like to be user.

> Which poems should I read aloud in order to make a woman look at me like this?
Protip, she's looking at herself in a mirror.

How will I know if I want to make out with you fiercely?

y'know, you're pretty handsome, user
suck each other's cocks?
yes homo btw

Learn what the shift key is for and I'll consider it.

Just TIP user. She'll look exactly like that.
Bought your tokens yet?

Are you a cute twink? Effeminate in the least?

Chants de Maldoror

Omg

Right in the fucking center of my heart

What?

Who's that?

It was clear enough, user. He called the woman a whore and the OP an incel who only gets female intercourse by paying for it.

He already blows loads
You don’t know what to do with your load ?

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Anything by Andrew Dice Clay

women only pretend to like poetry accordingly you'll probably get this reaction if you use any poem with enough pretentious vocab their desire to be seen as someone sophisticated enough to enjoy poetry will force them to react positively to whatever you say even if its made up

this answers this

Read her Plath or Sexton, instant puss puss

That's how you look at a lovely cute dog. Just fyi

just give up bro it's meaningless

wow pretty good for a seven years old

There is nothing more ruthless and viscous on this planet than a women who wants nothing from you

It’s not.

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Isabela Moner

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>Yes but I don't want to
Fucking brutal.