When did Yea Forums take the Barbarian pill?

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Because Nietzsche is a fucking dumbass

Arnold is based. When I see that picture of him on his bicycle when he was young, that is all I wanted to be.

Where to start with the Conan books?

ANCIENT MEN CONQUERED CITIES

PUT THEM TO THE SWORD AND FIRE

MEANWHILE

(YOU)

GO TO WINE BAR WITH GF AND ENJOY TASTEFUL BANTER

YOU

ARE

GAY

What are you talking about? He was ahead of his time

Book related

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big reddit post right here, sorry you won't get any gold for this one

You'd be surprised what a pain in the ass it is to get all the Conan stories in one collection. This one is the best one I have found, but Amazon are nigger loving queers and don't offer the kindle version any more, which I have. amazon.com/gp/product/B01NALZ23Z/

Avoid paying for it if you can, pirate bay has a few different ebooks that are listed as complete collections, but many of the collections published are formatted all shitty, or don't have all the stories, or have some other real pain in the ass problem. The Amazon link I posted here is the best one I've found, but Amazon are filthy kikes and took down the e book format so don't pay them if you can avoid it. b-ok might have a good one but they are running slow as fuck for me right now. #bookz probably has a collection too. It's not easy to get a well produced collection of all or even most of Howard's Conan stories, unfortunately.

Forgot to mention, there's no real long storyline in Conan though, you can start with pretty much any short story and it will make sense. I prefer to read things in chronological order of publication though.

should i start with the Robert Howard books or did any other authors do it better?

How are the Robert Jordan books?