Another Friday night spent writing that new novel? I'm sure it's coming along real smooth. I'm sure you're 100% satisfied with your capabilities as an artist, as a writer. Me?
Oh why, I'm glad you asked. I built an AI trained on 40gbs of text composed entirely from Reddit to working on my novel while I'm out in the club. Have fun crafting that next great masterpiece. I'm sure it's going to turn out real well.
Well okay, since you asked, here's a little sample. Just promise not to get too jelly mkay :)
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Nigger: We wuz kangz n shit niggaz i swear to god.
Jamal turns to leave, but Nigger stops him.
Nigger: man i my fucking family member from each iniquity i was an ancestor egypt man!
Jamal: Hol' up. You was sayin we wuz kangz an shiet?
Jamal: You know you was right, nigga.
Jamal pulls a gun from his belt, walks over, pulls out a semi-automatic pistol and shoots an unarmed man. He shoots several times, hitting the woman twice. As he starts to walk out, he stops to grab his mother's hands. She gives him her back and asks Jamal to stay with her, since he's black. She grabs a chair from where the others lie down. The woman is shot five times in her back.
At this point, Jamal's mother calls the police to bring Jamal home, but not before Jamal drops to the ground and screams about the police and how they're out to get his family. The cops arrive on scene (two officers pull up alongside you), and as soon as the officers see how quickly Jamal is running, two of them open fire on him. It's at this point that Jamal stops moving and takes off running, pulling a knife from his waistband and trying to grab the...