What is the most Yea Forums university major?

Because you can't get any? Lmao

that's a trap isn't it

Yeah I’m sure you could pick her up at a bar user... definitely ...

Psychology, but not in America, from what I'm hearing

Classical philology

You’d be a fucking dumbass for thinking this is your virgin club loser.

While I’m not saying that anyone here could pick her up, you better believe that there are some people with great social skills and definitely upstanding individuals on here. Remember you’re on lit not pol.

Worlds apart :3

Theology

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Youre just a bitter virgin. Theres literally no other reason to feel that way when looking at an attractive woman

I couldn't pick up a hambeast despite having average looks. Social autism is a bitch. That's why it triggers me as well.

What's wrong with being a bitter virgin? Fuck the demiurge

Maths

physics or math obviously.

true Yea Forumsfags are polymaths, and since STEM is considerably harder to learn about on your own, you should major in it and educate in literature on the side.

I’m not bitter I’m supremely attracted to her. Stop projecting you bitter, bitter incel virgin. And furthermore?
Have sex.

Mechanical engineering

Premed

>This woman walks up to you and says "have sex, incel"
How do you respond?

>oh y-yeah? w-well, may I?

based

This is me desu, based af

Is that an offer?

I would if I could... bitchhh

Are you hitting on me?

Great Books/Great Texts/Liberal Arts

What major could possibly be more Yea Forums than literally being required to read the Western Canon in order to graduate?

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B&R

Politics Philosophy and Economics

theguardian.com/education/2017/feb/23/ppe-oxford-university-degree-that-rules-britain

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most girls are literally autists too. everyone's literally autistic

Philosophy, English (or whatever else is your fancy) Philology.

Rubbing my major hardon against this cutie's lips until she whimpers with hunger

But she looks like a trash 4/10 bimbo.

LOL

I know that may seem strange to you if you are from Amerifatia or Britbong where the average woman is disgustingly ugly, but trust me dude, there are actually places on this shit Earth where he is just a mainstream low-quality whore.

*she

German here. I have a tall thick blonde hair blue eyed German wife who btfo this bimbo but Amerifats wouldn’t get it

Good one

Hmm, interesting: classic Freudian slip. What do you see in the attached Rorschach inkblot?

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Tree.

Africa

Nice, living the dream there my German friend.

Pretty good place, would love to visit. Only your government is shit.

damn that dick has cheekbones

Yes well soon all this ridiculousness will end.

>English
Americans just off yourselves.

Reason

?

based retard

Hmm, client presenting with phallic imagery, as with the "trunk" of a "tree" but buries imagery into subconscious, will doubtlessly defends as a purely botanical percept...*scribbles in notepad, mumbles indistinctly, frowns with concentration*
Odd, client associates the standard phallic test blot with Africa, suggestive perhaps of an unconscious, id-driven yearning for African-American penis. Usually correlates with body dysmorphia in men; will have to follow-up on that subject later on.
Extremely unusual intrusion of facial features onto cock blot, will have to consult on this with other analysts.

Political Science.

Hey, thx for bumping.

One could never do both and be worthy of merit in either speciality.
Mastery takes wholeheartedness

No, it's because it resembles the continent of Africa if you remove the right testicle. Dumb pseud.

lmao okay you coal burner tranny

easily philosophy

History. Philosophy is a meme

Umm... literature maybe?

Mortuary science
Understanding death on a physical level opens you to understanding on a spiritual level. If you understand death, something most fear, you can appreciate life. When you appreciate life you see things differently than others. When you see life in such a way what you're able to gain is wisdom, and that can't be tought in a university.

social anthropology joint hons with linguistics

once you realize this your social anxiety and/or autism will improve

fucking kek

YES... m-m-ma'am

history with extensive study of mathematics on your own time

Hm.. you could help me with that.

>I-if you insist
and then i rape her

Linguistics.

Sauce?

Ugh, engineers are insufferable.

Somebody for the love of GOD please tell me her name.

Based
>there are """"people"""" on this board who can't even do baby level calculus
Math or physics?

overcompensating much

>Math or Physics
Neither. I'm studying Electrical Engineering like a Chad.

Economics

>engineering
>chad
lmao most engineers are incels or barely normies

Nothing beats Math or Physics in inceldom, though. I mantain my point, (Electrical) Engineering is the Chaddest option in STEM.

>Math or physics?
In the spirit of the thread and being a true polymath I'd say maths in the better option. Firm foundation in logic and afterword you'll have the toolbox to bypass a lot of entry level material in other sciences and jump straight into more complex frameworks. Just gotta be careful not to catch autism from other mathematicians

true

>gave his V-card to some slut in highschool
>berates others for not doing the same
hey user. How the herpes, 2 kids and child support going.

My place or yours?

I was asking which one they were studying

>the guardian
>2017

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This boys now get some pussy

A half-section vagina and ovaries

She's pretty but too much freckles.

Hey Herman, I get it.

based anti jezebel 4channel jannies.
godwilling Yea Forums will be a text only board one day.

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dumbest cope shit I've read on this board today and that's saying a lot

Go outside and have sex, incel

Er, sorry m'lady, We appear to have gotten our wires crossed, or, perhaps I should say, intermingled. *tips fedora*

mass communication

t. flesh slave

in my experience, most anglo-saxon phil departments aren't the best when it comes to history of philosophy. the ones heavily influenced by french academia seem to be the most invested in history of philosophy as a subject

General Foreign Language, Philosophy, Law, Polisci

>general foreign language
Reading Benny Lewis doesnt make you shit

History. 95% of learning it is just reading books

Going to St. John's College is the most Yea Forums education imaginable:

sjc.edu/

In other countries, Is psychology not the go to major for people who shouldn't be in college but are anyway

Rice

>Engineering
>CS
Passion+Money
>math
>Physics
Passion
>Other STEM
Money
It's really an easy choice

Skinny elephant.

I think chemistry is far more chad.

This but only 1/4 white people.

Was that really called for lol

You have to be at least a quarter white to be people

Yeah? Well how about you SUCK IT *Crotch Chops*

I meant one in four white people are autistic, not that quadroons are.

>the stem meme was created by tech companies to flood the job market
>retards keep falling for it

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>Jobs that are in the highest demand require a higher influx of qualified workers into the market
Damn, very profound

it's obviously exaggerated, but as soon as you realize normal people also have social struggles and not everyone is judging you for your interests, you will start feeling more comfortable in social situations. people don't remember everytime you said something weird, instead they will remember how you made them feel.

at least in Germany you need really good grades to get into it, because there is way more interest than the universities have resources.

Civil engineering MSc. in building science

Harvard

Speaking for France, the emphasis is on the history on Psychology mostly, instead of recent positivist crap

Finance

Medicine, obviously

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philosophy
sadly true, Yea Forums is full of utter pseuds

whos the girl

What's the image on the right supposed to convey? Is he laughing or clenching his teeth in a 'damn i'm fucked' kind of way? Oh, it's crying isn't it?

>envious of others spontaenity

how the fuck do i get over this

Don't worry about it man spontaneity is a meme, people are rarely truly spontaneous , you're just overanalysing yourself. Same goes for sincerity.

Kept getting paranoid that I was schizoid because I socially isolate myself, thought it had to do with me feeling like i cant be spontaneous

ive always fit well into schizoid description
it doesnt sound as a disorder tho, just like a more quirky personality, i dont udenrstand why everything has to be a mental ilness

Learning bronze age languages and study pre-alexandrian history (before hellenic and roman language genocide).

Because it usually causes them to feel at distress over their detachment

English lit followed by classics, philosophy and law. Linguistics and languages are also decent.

Electrical engineers are minimum wage cucks

This

everyone has their problem and challenge, its just that this is a dysfunctional society which blames its problems to magical psychiatric conditions that can only be solved by drugging yourself and give a shitton of money to state appointed "experts"

READ THE FUCKING OP, DICKHEAD

Gonna be a BASED from me dog

Those two things are known to help some. Unfortunately, it didn't help me personally. The biggest problem is that the mentally ill are given a free pass to be shitheads to other people because of their immaturity. Like 'BPD' is excuesd when in reality its toxic femininity

based

in the thumbnail she look peng as hell and im like oooh damn she look good then i open that image up and im like ddaaaaaaammnn she nasty no thank you not for me

She looks like she fucks bbc only

Is thia really the Yea Forums board? This seems to be /s/ or /r/.

compsci with english lit/ writing minor checking in

based snowbunny twink

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You gay
There is nothing wrong with a straight male watching the intense contrast present when a bbc pounds a hot tight white pus and finding it arousing

t. literal fucking woman
haha

Wrong.

Many great authors had jobs to keep them financially stable while they worked on their craft on the side. It's a barbell strategy wherein you cover your downside (poverty), while still exposing yourself to the upside (acclaim, riches, etc).

classics

Yeah what a disgusting pig.
Elbows are too pointy as well.

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>STEM
After all these years.

Ethnology.

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Either that or hentai, sempai

Looks like a person standing on their toes up against a mirror.

I assume that those departments invested in the french current mainly look to the past in order to deconstruct it?

20th post best post

Decent alternative.

Nuclear schroom.
I get that it's bait for dick, but the second inflection point along the length makes it hard for me to see a dick in there.

You get some of that of course depending on the professor, but it's really not systematic.
Foreigners have very strange tastes in French authors. They often elevate absolute trash (say people like Foucault and that's not the worst) and consider that the standard French opinion.
In terms of bait topics, I'd say french academia is less 'subversive' than in the US.

Philosophy.

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what's the point of literature if you have nothing to say?

To be a writter you need to be good at something else than just writting. Intense experiences are valid too. Because you need to write about something. This should be self-evident.

That thing doesn't need to be an academia accreditation, it could be for example an observational skill

Linguistics maybe?

Medical
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physician_writer

Writing about nothing at all is a talent in and of itself my young lad

Electrical Engineering. The concept of God is always in the back of your mind. To make a piece of metal/plastic move is the most Yea Forums thing right after philosophy

>what is the most /sci/ major
>bonus points for no math
This is what you are doing. Why are you doing it.

I was considering it. What exactly would a linguistics class entail

t. flesh slave and servant of the dermurge. good flesh bag, keep fucking and fapping your will away.

A lot of linguistics is logic games and problem solving. It's essentially mathematics+mild philosophy. Like, insofar as a lot of the material it feels much much more like STEM than a social science. It depends also on what branch of linguistics you're doing.

It's really weird, I'm really really bad at math but good in linguistics. I even failed geometry and chemistry in high school. May have something to do with application if I have some sort of stigma toward math from my youth.

>don't mind if I do

benis in bagina :DDDDDDDD

Alexandra Maslakova is her name for anyone interested.

>May have something to do with application if I have some sort of stigma toward math from my youth.
I think that's more likely. It was the same for me; not that I went on to study mathematics, but I had to take a few extra courses to qualify for certain university programs (not american). When I actually decided to sit down and study it properly, to approach it as a branch of philosophy rather than as this isolated, boring task, it kinda clicked. I disliked math because I couldn't understand it as instinctively as I could more verbal subjects; and because I didn't grasp it immediately, I neglected it, which prevented me from ever becoming particularly good at it, which in turn made me irritated and even more hostile to it; kind of a negative feedback loop.

Not really. Structuralism is a very good methodology for reading philosophy (I'm thinking Émile Bréhier, Martial Gueroult etc).

Departments founded under heavy french influence ended up producing high quality commentary on modern philosophy

youtu.be/Oa9c9JBBGxM

Civil Engineering

tell me who this slut is

"therre is much philosophy in chiseling wood" -confusisus

only if you get a phd

>structuralism is good

Alexandra Maslakova

>hard mode
This doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to post it dumbass

I'm in love. Sauce?

I'd just give her a blank indifferent stare. Roasties hate being ignored

You see every time one of you guys say something that's some A grade advice you fuck it up.

People do care what your interest is not a lot but it throws you into the group of people they know that do the same thing so think about the average person that likes that shit .

Realizing people other spill spaghetti will help you but not much just get use to recognizing what's spaghetti.

See She doesn't look as good in other pictures though. The camera was a mistake.

based

t. electrical engineer

you need to get off Yea Forums you are much to easy swayed by what you see here.

I don't know why I expected to find some useful information in a Yea Forums post

What I gather from this is that if I want a job I'll have to go for a degree that doesn't interest me in the slightest

>vulnerable to esoteric movements
h-how did they know?

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compared to being swayed by mainstream media and public school education?

now you are telling me, when I already paid my phd.

Just got my master's in literature. Why do people on this board think that going to university isn't Yea Forums? At least if someone has a degree you know they are capable of writing a thesis on a book.