Havent read Deleuze yet

>Havent read Deleuze yet
>Havent read Derrida yet
>Havent read Foucault yet
>Havent read Jameson yet
>Havent read Marx yet
>Havent read Debord yet
>Havent read Baudrillard yet
>Havent read Mcluhan
>Havent read Lacan yet
>Havent read Heidegger yet
>Havent read Adorno yet
>Havent read Benjamin yet
>Havent read Whitehead
>Havent read Hegel yet
>Havent read Lukacs yet
>Havent read Barthes yet
>Havent read Althusser yet
>Havent read Kant yet
>Havent read Novalis yet
>Havent read Schelling yet
>Havent read Schopenhauer yet
>Havent read Bataille yet
>Havent read Guattari yet
>Havent read Blanchot yet
>Havent read Butler yet
>Havent read Auerbach yet
>Havent read Schlegal yet
>Havent read Beardsley
>Havent read Levinas yet
>Havent read de Man yet
>Havent read Gramsci yet
>Havent read Merleau Ponty yet
>Havent read Habermas yet
>Havent read Agamben yet
>Havent read Marcuse yet
>Havent read Wittgenstein yet
>Havent read Bloch yet
>Havent read Pierce yet
>Havent read Lefebvre yet
>Havent read Eco yet
>Havent read Arendt yet
>Havent read Laruelle yet
>Havent read Kojeve yet
>Havent read Bachelard yet
>Havent read Badiou yet
>Havent read Bourdieu yet

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THERE IS TOO MUCH

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start with the Greeks

How old are you?

Just play vidya. I've read literally all of the authors in OP's list and i got to the conclusion that you can't know nothing, man.

you're too old to start reading, just shoot your school and hope to get a good start with reincarnation

21

>you're too old to start reading, just shoot your school and hope to get a good start with reincarnation
top keks

Funny breh

>i got to the conclusion that you can't know nothing
Nihilist ew

Not only you need to read them, but also reread them slowly, and paying attention. These aren't thinkers you can read in a week and claim you know them. It takes time, and with a list like that, easily a decade.

forreal?

just read nietzsche. Like half the people on your list just plagiarized from him anyway.

If you haven't started with the Greeks at the age of 4 there's no point in even trying.

Have you read Ernst Bloch?

He said he hasn't

based and courageous

chill with 17 i only had read nietzsche, marx. feuerbach, freud, schopenhuer and kant.

Is ... is he banned yet? user don't leave us

Seriously dude, you're 17 and you've got all the time in the world. Don't think about it the way you are in this post, just focus on one author who interests you and branch out from there. Whether you wanna start with Plato, Kant, Descartes, whatever, just find somewhere you want to start and take it from there. You might find something you really like reading about and realize you don't even want to read all of the people on your list. So don't stress OP. Just take your time and do it right. :)

Im 21

MODS

here's a roadmap: Mcluhan -> Barthes -> Jameson -> Benjamin -> Marx -> Debord -> Lefebvre -> Adorno -> Bataille.
Now you have an understanding of the situation of contemporary life and you've grown to more and more difficult writers from here you can decide if you're interested in more Marxism and Cultural Crit, Phenomenology, Phychoanal and anti-phychoanal, Feminist theory (as in Butler and Sadie Plant types), or whatever else.
Add Spinoza, Tiqqin, Bergson, and Reza to your list also

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Why not Marx first

>>Havent read Deleuze yet
Get on it
>>Havent read Derrida yet
Don't
>>Havent read Foucault yet
Get on it
>>Havent read Jameson yet
Don't
>>Havent read Marx yet
Get on it
>>Havent read Debord yet
Don't
>>Havent read Baudrillard yet
Don't
>>Havent read Mcluhan
Don't
>>Havent read Lacan yet
DON'T
>>Havent read Heidegger yet
Don't
>>Havent read Adorno yet
Don't
>>Havent read Benjamin yet
Don't
>>Havent read Whitehead
Don't
>>Havent read Hegel yet
Get on it
>>Havent read Lukacs yet
Don't
>>Havent read Barthes yet
Don't
>>Havent read Althusser yet
Don't
>>Havent read Kant yet
This should be priority #1
>>Havent read Novalis yet
Don't
>>Havent read Schelling yet
Don't
>>Havent read Schopenhauer yet
Get on it
>>Havent read Bataille yet
Don't
>>Havent read Guattari yet
Don't apart from C&S
>>Havent read Blanchot yet
Don't
>>Havent read Butler yet
Don't
>>Havent read Auerbach yet
Don't
>>Havent read Schlegal yet
Don't
>>Havent read Beardsley
Don't
>>Havent read Levinas yet
Don't
>>Havent read de Man yet
Don't
>>Havent read Gramsci yet
Don't
>>Havent read Merleau Ponty yet
Don't
>>Havent read Habermas yet
Get on it
>>Havent read Agamben yet
Don't
>>Havent read Marcuse yet
Don't
>>Havent read Wittgenstein yet
Don't, but only because it'll go over your head
>>Havent read Bloch yet
Don't
>>Havent read Pierce yet
Don't
>>Havent read Lefebvre yet
Don't
>>Havent read Eco yet
Don't
>>Havent read Arendt yet
Don't
>>Havent read Laruelle yet
Don't
>>Havent read Kojeve yet
Don't
>>Havent read Bachelard yet
Don't
>>Havent read Badiou yet
Don't
>>Havent read Bourdieu yet
Don't

he's hard and dry, you can read the manifesto first if you want. All the Guys before Marx could be understood without reading him

Why out yourself as a brainlet?

You only need Schopenhauer, Heidegger, and Kant on that list so you're not too off.

Nice use of Google.

and wh*Tehead

I bet I'm smarter than you. What was your SAT score?

>Havent listen Vybz Kartel yet
>Havent listen Vybz Kartel yet
>Havent listen Vybz Kartel yet
>Havent listen Vybz Kartel yet
>Havent listen Vybz Kartel yet

youtube.com/watch?v=sMJD7N-f1x8
youtube.com/watch?v=VpPtup3lJ50

Since you're American you have no chance, sorry.

All of them are Yea Forums memes

Adorno is based tho

The fact that you think SAT score has anything to do with intelligence kinda proves you're a fucking moron.

Cope

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He's too shrill and emotional to be based

>Don'ting Kojeve

you piece of shit

I was actually on the fence about that one. Just read Fukyama

based

>Habermas

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just read pinker bro

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Made a legend for OP for this post:
Don't = didn't read it
Get on it = I read it
This should be priority #1 = I'm chinese
Don't, but only because it'll go over your head = I am based
Don't apart from C&S = I fell for C&S, a book that unreconcilably contradicts itself with an impossible concept

How the fuck did you know I'm Chinese?

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>Havent read Ficino yet
>Havent read Pico della Mirandola yet
>Havent read Reuchlin yet
>Havent read Trithemius yet
>Havent read Agrippa yet
>Havent read Dee yet
>Havent read Kelley yet
>Havent read Hayyan yet
>Havent read Razi yet
>Havent read Paracelsus yet
>Havent read Boehme yet
>Havent read Pordage yet
>Havent read Freher yet
>Havent read Versluis yet
>Havent read Arndt yet
>Havent read Rosenkreutz yet
>Havent read Andreae yet
>Havent read Maier yet
>Havent read Fludd yet
>Havent read Comenius yet
>Havent read Pasqually yet
>Havent read Coëns yet
>Havent read Saint-Martin yet
>Havent read Cagliostro yet
>Havent read Swedenborg yet
>Havent read Mesmer yet

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SATlet detected

This is why Wikipedia was invented.
At least 80% of your list is worthless---to each individual, at least.

Have you read Calvino yet, user?

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you will never read all of this, stop beating yourself up

And I never will

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