Name your dick with the name of a book

Antifragile

All about those fat tails

The fountainhead

The sources of Chinese tradition volume 1 from the earliest times to 1600

Catch 22

Man And His Becoming According to the Vedanta

Crime and punishment

The hunchback of notre dame

The Hobbit.

upvoted xd

Lord of the Rings

Men of culture

best one yet

critique of pure reason

Niggerfaggots from outer space

>The Unbearable Lightness of Being
>In Search of Lost Time
>Silent Spring
>It Can’t Happen Here
>Naked Lunch
>Heart of Darkness

The Tunnel ? Hahaha

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Infinite Jest

An Advertisement For Toothpaste
The Soft Machine

Lucky Jim

Micromegas

the little prince

How I raised myself from failure to success in selling.

100 years of solitude

Imagine being cucked by your own ideas

either der goldene topf(the golden pot) or animal farm

Leviathan

Black Mass

nice

IT

The Fountainhead was objectively better, no?

Keked

It's not evident to me that he was wrong? Sex is good for bonding and thus you should do it, but it probably blocks you from doing something more "sensible", i.e. all the academic innovative things. Unless you believe a sort of muse helps you with that.

Persuasion

A little on the nose.

The God King

The God Delusion

Great Expectations by Dickens

Thomas the Obscure

God's Debris

100 years of solitude

Hadrian the Seventh

runaway horses

The Pale King

The Loser

Naked Lunch

Gadiss' JR

The Divine Comedy

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Milkman

Less Than Zero

The Dark Tower

The Invisible Man

The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath

the ego and its own

Child of God

Atomised

the Great Gatsby ))

The metamorphosis

Notes from Underground

things fall apart

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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

The balls are thing one and thing two.

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Fear and Trembling

Discipline and Punish

Not bad

Mein kampf

Atlas shrugged

The Road to Wiggling Penis

Dharma Bums (in reference to my testicles)

Go Down, Moses

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Atrocity Exhibition

fuck, this one is pretty good

Ficciones

The Bible.

He was basically impotent

Mine is how i met your mother

Metaphysics

Wealth of Nations

this one got me

The Forest Passage

my diary desu

I have a pussy so i go: Blood Meridian

the birth of the tragedy

The Big Book

The Bell Curve

>tfw having 3 inch dick

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

On the jews and their lies..

my diary desu

portrait of an artist as a young man

Chilly scenes of winter

The Rig

Sein und Zeit

Der Titel erscheint mir eher unpassend als Name für jemandes Glied's.

>Glied's
Der genitiv verlangt nach keinem apostroph

The Dwarf

Geht schlafen, meine Brüder. Es ist spät.

Das ist zwar war, doch ist es nicht falsch eins zu nutzen. Was jedoch ein Fehler ist, ist es ein Substantiv, wie du es in deinem vorherigen Satz tatest, kein zu schreiben. Desweiteren (auch wenn du dir dessen sicherlich bewusst bist) beendet man seine Sätze mit einem Punkt.

*klein

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

200 years together

The terror

A Little Hero

The man in the high castle

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Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave

We got a winner

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Atlas Shrugged

Why?

The Sound and the Fury

The Monster of Florence: A True Story

My dick is Anti-Oedipus

الف ليال وليلة

The Girl who Kicked the Hornets Nest

vocaroo.com/i/s1LLebUkTZYF

:3

Where's Waldo?

Paradise Lost
No Longer human
Against nature

Jack Reacher: Echo Burning

About a boy

Johnny Can't Read

middlemarch :(

Based.

Capital

Foucault's Pendulum

Oliver Twist

The Gay Science

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The Dwarf

The Birth of Biopolitics
The History of Sexuality

The Sword of Gnosis

good

lost

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Romance of the Three Kingdoms

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Innocence Lost

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Norwegian wood

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the bell jar
hunger
the baron in the trees
10:04
the nigger of the narcissus

Baby Fucker

Les Enfants Terribles

catcher in the rye

Reddit thread. Everyone posting here should be UTTERLY ASHAMED of yourselves.
PHEW

The Agonizing Resurrection of Victor Frankenstein

Vanity Fair, A Novel without a Hero

Chaste.

butterfly confirmed as penis owner

good one

you sound hot :3

Minima Moralia

>No one has said The Virgin Suicides
Is it too obvious?

Difference and Repetition

the invisible man

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lmfao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Blast_of_the_Trumpet_Against_the_Monstruous_Regiment_of_Women

120 Days of Sodom

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Blast_of_the_Trumpet_Against_the_Monstruous_Regiment_of_Women

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The BFG

incredibly based and an inspiration to incels and volcels everywhere
we need to reclaim celibacy as a virtue and not something to be ashamed of
also surprising since psychoanalysis is primarily concerned with sexuality

The Female Man

The Old Testament

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The Two Towers

>being this much identified with Yea Forums acoustic
ew
>denying yourself fun because some other site had similar fun
double ew

Death Comes for the Archbishop

19,84 (cm)

A feast for crows

Kek

The Nutcracker

The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe

*makes Freudian psychology compatible with celibacy*
heh, nothing personal, kid.
youtube.com/watch?v=mPqGVMP239Q

Not a fan of him but I like how he tries to fit celibacy in with psychoanalytic development. I do not agree with his analysis and think he is very weak on a number of points and tries to be popular rather than express right dogma. "Oh grow up" tier boomer attitude too. Not much substance for as long as the series is. Overall score 0/10 on theology. 1/10 on celibacy advice and perhaps 7/10 for a unique outlook

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The Idiot

Rising Up and Rising Down

(It's that big too)

Witch Hunter

>“in order to sublimate the libido for creative purposes.”
Was Freud creative? Did he do painting in his free time?

>butterfly has a dick
OH NO NONONONO

the tragedy of man

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The Metamorphosis

Chocolate Fever

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Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

One Hundred Years of Solitude

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Fear and Trembling

Anatomy of Melancholy

The Man Who Would Be king

the diary of a country priest

Blood Meridian

Good work.

The Sorrows of Young Werther

This, read Jungs memoirs. Dude was deluded by his own fame and disregarded truth for the sake of fowarding his own dogma.

Imagine being this much of a brainlet.

Lol

‘Commentary on the First Book of Euclid’

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
:3

خايسة

On the Heights of Despair

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off by one

the book equivalent of whatever this post is:

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The Origin of Species

Lord of the Rings

based and dilutepilled

Ich will nur sagen dass im Moment ich Deutsch lernen und zu sehen zwei anons sprechend auf diese Forum, und zu es verstehen--wenn auch ein bisschen--ist COOL. Verzeihen Sie meinen Grammatik!!

Das ist zwar wahr*, aber es ist* nicht falsch eines* zu benutzen*. Was jedoch ein Fehler ist, ist * ein Substantiv, wie du es in deinem vorherigen Satz getan hast*, klein zu schreiben. Des Weiteren* (auch wenn du dir dessen sicherlich bewusst bist) beendet man seine Sätze mit einem Punkt.

As I lay dying.

Ich will nur sagen, dass ich im Moment Deutsch lerne und in diesem Forum zwei Anons sprechen zu sehen, und sie zu verstehen - wenn auch nur ein bisschen -, COOL ist. Verzeihen Sie mir meine Grammatik.

Thank you user. And be honest: what's your reaction when you read what I wrote? Does it sound like a spanish speaker speaking english slightly bad...or really awful? I need to practice my writing and speaking--i only read and do vocab flashes.

It's slightly above google-translate-tier: I can understand you - no problem - but it hurts. Very stilted and unnatural.

Haha, treffend formuliert.

thank you

reminder that sex being an accomplishment only became a thing once women were given equal rights

The Magic Mountain

Slavery and Freedom

The tree of life

Heart of Darkness

Semenretentionpilled

The Beggar of Beauty.

Childhood's End.

Red Rising

Geronimo Rex

Freud liked to suck on a big black cigar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>can't get an erection because you're addicted to cocaine
>claim absitence out of some delusional theory that sex means you can't accomplish great things

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Inherent Vice
Bleeding Edge

Eye of The World

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Dickens (the biography by Peter Ackroyd)

The end of eternity

lmao

White nights

The world as will and representation

>The Great Hunt
>The Shadow Rising
>Lord of Chaos
>A Crown of Swords
>Knife of Dreams
>The Gathering Storm
>Towers of Midnight (kek)
This, along with all the hidden references to sex in the series, makes me think WoT was just a fetish thing cloaked as a story

THE EGO AND ITS OWN

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Warning to the west

Based.

Tortilla Flat

The book of mormon

Low IQ post. You can tell by the basketball man pictured. Semen retention predates the discovery of cocaine. Predates the discovery of the coca leaf.

Ender's Game.

>we need to reclaim celibacy as a virtue and not something to be ashamed of

Maybe if incels started doing something of worth instead of just being hateful on the internet people will think of celibacy as a good thing again.

Journey to the End of the Night

lol

Fountainhead

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Post Office

Wtf, I love Fraud now.

focault's pendulum

Fire in the mind of men

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oh user, you amiable rascal

Much Ado About Nothing

Hadji Murat