Male Virginity

>spends 2 years losing weight because super insecure, espescially about his pubis mons that makes his dick a turtle
>gets /fa/
>goes on a few dates. gets more and more desperate.
>makes out with a few avg sluts from bars he met because his ex roommate is a player
>meets all sorts of scum and degenerates
>finally pulls a fat uggo from the bar and takes her back to his practically unfurnished apt
>they try to have sex
>he pushes rope but comes, after trying cunnilingus where he licks like a cat.

>mfw ask me how I know. Ask me how I KNOW, mfer

Lol all girls are basketcases at that age though. And to be women is to let life happen to you.

Girls are basketcases and boys are retards, it balances out.

My opinion. Sex is meaningless without love.

is cunnilingus supposed to be more than licking like a cat?

a reversed dick wound isn't a vagingin nigga
yes especially guys because they're retarded, girls later on because they're told to. Sex is only very good with a person you love, although it's fun at first with whoever, then it's just eh without love but still kinda nice.

what exactly do you mean by love
attraction to someone else?
attachment and connection you form with a long term partner?
that term is driven to become convoluted and meaningless these days

I gave up trying. don't ask me. I've been turned down for every bj I asked for so two can play at that game.

only I've never had sex with a person I truly love, haha. I've only ever loved one guy and one girl. Both too far away now but I meet them in my dreams so it's alright.

The high you get from infatuation.

Nigga I just pulled out my tampon and sniffed it, I ain't no tranny.

>Nigga I just pulled out my tampon and sniffed it
DO AMERICANS REALLY DO THIS!

it smells good man

use tampons? yes. its for that bloody time of the month.

>The high you get from infatuation.
im obviously not experienced in these matters, but shouldn't that "high" be an integral part of the experience of sexual relationship (a psychological aspect of it)

Your bleeding infection doesn't make your dick wound a real vagina, Zinnia.

yes, I'm curious. Because Europeans don't. We use pads.

You can have sex without the emotional high, it just sucks because you're basically using the other person as a dildo/onahole.

i live in central europe and ive known girls who use tampons

>Europeons use glorified diapers

why am I not surprised

when i was in the psych hospital girls would stick contraband suckers up their snatches. fyi

no, you're wrong.

suckers as in, lollipops? did they get yeast infections? you're not supposed to stick candy up there

doesn't entering sexual relationships where you can't find sexual satisfaction (in psychological and emotional aspect) defeat their very purpose

gagagoogoo, gagagoogoo :3

Apparently not, people do it. Real dicks and vaginas can do things that dildos and onaholes can't so I guess it makes sense. And some guys do it for the bragging rights..

they were in the wrapper. everyone bought them. most mentally ill people are smokers and they wouldn't let you smoke there.

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pretty sad world where number of sexual partners is considered notable

my ex roommate is a sex addict and serial cheater. he is literally fucked in the head. ive seen him have a psychotic break being confronted by it by his then gf, he was trying to explain how nothing is real anyways. and crying. he wants to be good but cant help himself. he was a philosophy/mathematics major. he doesnt brag about it. its like his alter ego.

pretty uuuh, nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga twerk that booty hoe, capital, ca-...pi....taaaaal. sad world, and I think to myself what a capital world. Annihilation, Annihilation, Annihilation. Futa is not gay, it is based. Tulpas, celebrities are only tulpas, celebrities are tulpas, Historical collective figurines are tulpas.

my brother looks at futa and he's straight. I don't understand it. is he afraid of the flaps? haha

Very quickly.

futa isn't straight, I'd call it bi-strong female preference

fuck lgbtq propaganda. my brother would never have anything to do with another man. he just likes chicks with dicks drawn by ching chong artists across the great broad Pacific. he's a nice shy virgin at 36 and probably fucked in the head, but he's not bi.

It's ok if you close your eyes and imagine a sexier scenario than the one you're in.

im sorry, im having a hard time imagining myself as someone who has sex for pleasure, so intricacies of it elude me

What do you masturbate to?

blablabla, futa is a little bit gay

How quickly? Do guys ever cum in their pants just from being fondled?

i used to masturbate to amateur videos of girls and young women masturbating and their facial expressions
i fortunately dropped that awful habit

So that's probably what you'd imagine during casual sex. A cute girl saying I love you and having an orgasm around your cock.

>A cute girl saying I love you and having an orgasm around your cock.
lol why would i have to imagine that, isnt that what literally happens in front of you during the act

Not if you're fucking Bertha the fat school janitor who smells like cigarettes and is only fucking you to get back at her husband.

Give me ONE (1) rational and logical argument as to why male virginity is bad

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It's not. It's hot.

that seems like an action of an immature or unstable person who in his desperation for sexual release and lack of self control is unable to see that in order for sex to work as a pleasure attaining device there needs to be a psychological/emotional component to it

There is if an emotional component if you imagine an emotional scenario and ignore reality.

to add to my thought:
doesnt then replacing a lack of sufficient psychological/emotional component with imagination equate to a masturbatory (in a sensory way) experience

No, because dildos aren't warm and can't cum and onaholes don't squeeze your dick like a real vagina could. They also don't smell like the real deal.

And sex toys can't whisper naughty things in your ears.

N-no, of course not. That would be pretty pathetic wouldn't it? haha...

wouldnt that fall under the talos principle
if you dont have the sufficient emotional and psychological aspect, physical characteristic of it (like temperature, smell movement or any other kind of sensory experience) could be replicated by a machine

if you ask my personal opinion i would say you are in this hypothetical situation trying to attain that emotional and psychological aspect even though you claim its absence

Yes absolutely. So do women, btw.

They could be replicated by a machine, but such machines don't exist. If they do, they must be hugely expensive. It's much cheaper to fuck Ricardo the pizza delivery boy than to buy a fuckotron 2000. Yes, in this hypothetical situation, the sex havers would be trying to attain the emotional aspect, just not quite with each other.

It is worth noting that sexual emotions don't come only from infatuation. Some people also get a rush from doing certain (usually taboo) things.

write what you know

I wouldn't describe it.

>using people as living dildos
thats actually disgusting beyond description

Please describe the sensation of cumming in your pants and the amount of cum produced.