Fall into the realization that I've been masturbating at least 1 time per week (but some times 20+) ever since I was 12...

>Fall into the realization that I've been masturbating at least 1 time per week (but some times 20+) ever since I was 12 or so.
How do you stop this? Is it already too late?
The most I've managed to go without is 10 days.

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masturbate without porn when you're horny, it's alright, user

Why do you want to stop?

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>tfw almost two weeks in and experiencing massive headaches, aches all over my body, and dramatic rise in body temperature
do i just coincidentally have a virus or is this a symptom of overcoming addiction?

Too much alone time.
Once a day, eight per week tops. It lessens with age, but show some self control. Go out and talk to people, girls even.

how often does the average women masturbate. for some reason i imagine it at like once or twice a year tops

It varies. A lot when I was younger and single. I’m going grey though so a lot less.
Sometimes the arousal is all you need. You don’t need to finish.

how long does it take before i transform into an alpha male?

What does your pupae stage consist of?

>go 2 weeks without fapping
>body is fully primed for muh cummies
>only way to sate the desire is by constantly physically taxing my body by lifting/exercise and engrossing myself in wholesome literature
The cumbrain is a symptom, but conversely, in order to maintain seminal retention you have to force yourself to not be a cumbrain.

Lots of minecraft let's play videos

I hate you but I would unironically dick you down. And you'd despite it.

getting tired of this meme desu

I'd say atleast twice a week, maybe more

Is that like a game you can create a house to live in, and stay there and make your little avatar play video games all day, like the Sims?
Yeah. Not gonna make it at this rate.

Why should you ever be an arbiter of whether or not someone can ‘make it’?

You have effectively failed at life entirely :3

No you have w attempts to get butt

>Yea Forums - Literature

She masturbated to me.

But why are you defending her? What kind of incentive do you have to defend an old washed out lesbian on an anonymous forum?

You can stop being absolutely retarded any time now. After I made everyone realize I had a woman in real life, she shut the fuck up for a good reason.

If this is making you upset, it’s because
A) you’re a man child
Or
B) you’re an actual child

she gets more pussy than you do. just think about that for a second

That’s her dropping her trip. No one would actually defend butterfly.

>sims
Minecraft teaches u engineering and not just point and click false socializing.
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You're just a stupid pleb brought up on shallow relationships because of your brain dead exposure to sim language. Sims is literally the epicurus of video games based on feeling and nothing substantial prove me wrong

How does one succeed in life?

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See
You stupid fucking dipshit. She masturbated to me, that’s the point.

She has had sex with one woman in the last five months bud. Don’t pretend she is some diva. She is a fucking loser. No she has not gotten more pussy than me.

I'm not defending butterfly you're a tripfag too
This is me as well

Whooo knowss spoOOooOpy

Hurrrr durrrr

‘EPIKURUS WAS ABOUT ADEISM RIGHT’

You are the biggest fucking retard to ever exist on the fucking planet. Do you even have a clue about the things you talk about?

You just want to feel like you’re a part of something whether it be atheism or communism or some shit. It’s fucking borderline sociopathic :3