Fiction only. I'll start easy
>kids chimp out.
Poorly describe books
Angel Rodriguez
Josiah White
>American fucks Parisian whores
Landon Nelson
>guy travels to east coast usa and starts breathing through gills
Oliver Gomez
I forget the name. Does he gamble at the start and then pass out? Is it Hemingway
Ayden Carter
>Space drugs and Jihad
Leo Williams
> guy talks to cows, fucks and kills em and also his momma
Tyler Sanders
The Sailor who fell from Grace with the Sea
Anthony Young
Douglas Adams?
Matthew Butler
Chad adventures through medieval europe fucking all the housewives
Jaxon Davis
Dude i dont gaf about this thread i just neednthat book nigger >:)
Luis Lopez
>boomer rants about things people make from shit and sticks and bombs them
John Nguyen
Quixote? Ive not actually read it lol
Tyler Flores
Narziss and Goldmund?
Cooper Clark
wish it was my diary desu :(
Luke Gonzalez
Cows by Stokoe. grotesque shit, i liked
Leo Hernandez
Frank Herbert’s Dune series.
Thomas Young
The Shadow Over Innsmouth
Ryan Sullivan
Dune
Jace Walker
Correct.
>autist starves woman to death
Brayden Thomas
The Unibomber Chronicles v. I
Landon Johnson
Guy describes his day
Josiah Campbell
Nobody has guessed OP
Joseph Reed
Uh.. sinbad?
Brayden Howard
Fight Club
Parker Gutierrez
Lord of the flies
Blake Bennett
Yep
>kid talks to some nuns
Ryder Rodriguez
>cowboy gets bumraped
Isaiah Green
>big white swimmy thing
James Morales
Guy gets expelled from abusive school. Comes back as an influential man and disbands it.
Juan White
Blood Meridian
Your mother's diary lol
Wyatt Parker
>mouse doesn't want jihad in his name
Christian Adams
Blood meridian yep
Jack Powell
Sleep Hollow
Tyler Morgan
A man listens to his Spanish friend tell ghost stories only to receive a surprise visit from their antagonist who just wants some water.
Michael Rogers
The Jungle Book
Gabriel Campbell
Moby Dick
>man kills an old lady, feels bad
Andrew Perry
>man tells story to stop having fun
Levi Cooper
The 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AM I RIGHT BOYS
Jason White
Silas Marner
Xavier Anderson
Elijah Foster
>poorly describe a book you wish exists so you could read it
>anons respond
>read the books
Asher Torres
Not quite.
Connor James
Let's see if you can crack this one
>chad scientist has the larp adventure of his life but spazzes out and ruins the immersion
Anthony Stewart
Bingo!
Kayden Smith
1."a man told me to go fuck myself and so i did, again and again and again and [...]"
2.space slaves revolt
3."let's do some eightballs, smoke weed, and enough lsd to discredit p*nchon and alex jones for our gov masters"
4.crawling in my guro
5.shits fucked, regret your birth you earth destroying cunt kill others as well
6.!!!PROOF!!! ILLUMINATI FREEMASONS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH
7.those damn immigrants are casting spells and rituals on the neighborhood
8.NO, THIS IS HOW WE BUILD MY SANDCASTLE!
9.you know what this magical world needs? a condesending know it all asshole
10.the government knew about the aliens
11.lol dude why you poor when you deserve to be rich?
12.the life and teachings of Joshua Graham
Nicholas Hernandez
dune messiah
Jacob Roberts
Unhappy druggie bangs a fattie (in the future)
Oliver Foster
>yellow book bad... or good?