I’ve never read a book before, what’s a good one to start with?

I’ve never read a book before, what’s a good one to start with?

Attached: 04ha4yg5xz8y.jpg (1930x1296, 2.13M)

Lord of the Flies

The Holy Bible is all you need.

the stranger

Infinite Jest

Hahaha that's the kind of girl I find pretty profoundly attractive and have seen some that look like that and hell she might even even give me the time of day but I am destined to live and die alone, with my only friends being the metaphysics of men much smarter than me and so I'd shyly say nothing and go about my day as if I never saw her and yet I'd think back to that meeting in a few weeks or months and wonder why I'm like this hahah

I'm assuming you're looking for fiction? You probably don't want to start with anything too difficult or complicated. Also, it should be short enough that you don't get distracted and can finish the entire thing. I think you should either start with Catcher in the Rye orThe Great Gatsby.

decent choice

decent choice, especially if you are interested in more philosophical books.

Attached: L'Amour - Haunted Mesa.jpg (318x465, 60K)

I'd suggest The Old Man and The Sea. Sweet, short and you can't go wrong with Hemingway. Other option would be something by Kafka.

The inheritance cycle

Candide you stupid faggot

Green Eggs and Ham

the greeks

This
Truly a life changing tale

Attached: 71v2KCPEMhL.jpg (907x1360, 227K)

Almost anything by Hemingway or Steinbeck is a pretty good choice imo.

The Critique of Pure Reason

Looks good. I'll start with this.

The Stranger or White Nights

Unironically the correct answer.

Brave New World

It has to be the Phenomenology of the Spirit

Ulysses

would impregnate

1984

it's short and is a fun read the entire way through.

My Twisted World by Elliot Rodgers

Attached: Neon Greek 2.jpg (960x1200, 181K)

Literally anything that's popular amongst high school lit teachers.

this is an introduction to reading 101

Attached: images.jpg (184x274, 10K)

I gave up after 3 pages.

Attached: 7867892613.jpg (298x400, 27K)

Bukowski. He wrote pleb pulp that you will outgrow if you continue reading, but he’s a nice place to start out.

didn't you ever get any assignment to read a book in school?

btw posting that pic and claiming you never read a book is defamatory to the implied source of the claim so you're indirectly insulting the implied content of the image which happens to be a person and making this more socially political than you think

The Giving Tree is way too deep to be the first book you ever read.