>Hi! I saw you checking out that book!
>It's actually one of my favorites!
>Would you maybe like to go out for a coffee sometime?
Hi! I saw you checking out that book!
No, i'm out of your league. Gross nose ring btw
>piercing
she is well below my standards.
Great? I'm sorry, but I don't know you. I didn't come here to chat or make friends, I'm just here to pick up this book. Thanks.
user this doesn't work when you post a 5/10 girl
>tfw no gf (male)
mein kampf is one of your favorites ? nice
discord tranny
I don't drink coffee but maybe I could tie you up sometime ;)
>Howdy user! you sure are smart looking! hows about you teaches me hows to read sometime?
Oh my, you're a fan of Evola as well? What are your thoughts on his proposed thesis of 'Riding the Tiger' as a panacea for modernity?
>hey bro i see you're reading kapital volume 2
>I checked out volume 3 bro I'll make sure i get it back to the library before you're done!
Something similar to this happened to me on Wednesday and it was pretty awkward
sure
>nose ring
begrudgingly sure
*nervously shake my head and make a run for the exit*
Don't fucking talk to me on public, and specifically not with a creepy fake smile. Jeez.
neutered faggots. there is nothing wrong with fucking a darkwave postpunk hoe with tats and piercings after smoking together outside a show and then showing her your strange
i swear im surrounded by volcels
I'd assume that any girl to show interest in me is a nutter, but I might warily agree because it's been almost a decade since I went on anything like a date or talked to a pretty girl for the first time.
>"Thanks for the warning"
>puts the book back on the shelf
>walk out the library like a boss
The nose ring is pretty unobtrusive. It's not like its hanging in the middle of her face like those cow hoops.
Be gone thot
it mars her otherwise cute face
to each his own
once i fucked a girl with shitty tattos
was the best sex I ever had
have sex literal retard
Whenever a girl approaches me I know she's a thot because if she's trying to fuck someone as average as myself how many other men does she approach?
>was the best sex I ever had
that's probably because it's the only time you ever had sex.
I'm not interested in whoremongering.
Sure, but first you have to pay student's toll.
*unzips pants*
I'd just reply by saying Nigger. I do it on every first date and most girls still go on the second date after that so ya know.
>ITT things that would absolutely never happen to me
Does anybody even approach anybody anymore in this society? Especially women are as unapproachable ever, constant neutral faces, closed body language. I don't even bother anymore.
>Do I look like one of your Johns?
>Begone, tawdry harlot! I shall not have you tainting my reputation or purity!
I’ve seen this sort of thread a billion times, but for some reason, this one in particular was an absolute knife to the heart
Storytime, user
>i swear im surrounded by volcels
If you're only just noticing this then you're in for a fucking trip, bud
The Chaplin of incels
>a women
>ever approaching a guy like this