Living the literary lifestyle

low tier lit-lifestyle thread. you’re killing this board, make better threads

is this that semen vampire anime

>he doesn't write in diglossic Japanese-Russian
not gonna make it

I live in Russia, mental healthcare is nonexistent here.

lol, are you being serious? seek help, what kind of help will I find? I've been mocked my whole life, it's too late now

it's Dropkick angel or something like that

Gabu dropkick

low effort, try harder if you want to be Yea Forums

tell us how to be Yea Forums then oh great one

first of all smoke a wooden pipe with some spliff mixed in it

read Pynchon and Joyce

write novels on a typewriter

intake caffeine

do psychedelics

read some books sometimes

Here is the instruction manual...

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also don't forget to meditate and daydream thoughtfully sitting by a river while smoking your pipe with weed & tobacco

*scrolls through SJW twitter*

*sits on a beanbag during xer 5 minute work break and reads Kaur*

*settles down at home with cups of kombucha and wine swiping on tinder*

ah, the modern intellectual life. we truly are at the peak of human progress!

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This is how to be Yea Forums

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*takes a hit of old toby*

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my wife Kafuu Chino is so cute

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youtube.com/watch?v=c-zEtAuKuUY

post feet

no

(I'm a dude)

Guide to writing:

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!

>smoking weed out of a “wooden” pipe
good way to ruin your pipe

Weed is not intellectual.
>"wooden"
I laughed at that too.

*finishes third double-rye highball since lunch*
*holds pen like a cigarette because he quit smoking months ago to focus on drinking*
*has actually read 13 novels and three non-fictions this year*
*has started writing his third novel* (first two remain 75% unfinished)
*refuses to tell any of his family or co-workers what he does in his free time because "reading/writing/drinking" creates more questions than it answers*
*only knows one language, but knows it well*

>takes 2 weeks to learn python
>takes 2 years to speak even a european language decently enough to communicate
>STEMcels still pretend to be big brain

>>takes 2 weeks to learn python
Absolutely not
>>takes 2 years to speak even a european language decently enough to communicate
I'm a stemlord and bilingual
>>STEMcels still pretend to be big brain
That's just cope

I masturbate to hentai then read stirner and write for a few hours

>n-n-n-n-nuh-uh
>i can speak uh....spanish...yeah...from reading the menu at the taco joint
Go back.

can't tell if this is bait or not. 2/5, for a nice img at least

Your cope is pathetic. And I speak English and French because I live in Canada not because I'm some muttoid.

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>implying

Quebec City French or Montreal French?

The worst thing about coming here is that I have to be exposed to you filthy, rootless lifestylists.

Anime posters aren't welcomed here, buddy.

>Quebec French
Ew

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>he says that while coming to an anime imageboard

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this is an anime website

what do you mean?