Parents found self insert anime fanfiction with me having relationship with cute loli

>mom found oedipus rex

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based

>dad found the two-volume memoir of my childhood in the suburbs

>mom found suicide note

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>grandma found the heartfelt note you wrote about her but she didn't actually because she died 3 years ago and you can't let go

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>mom found a notebook where instead of taking down notes, I wrote only swear words
>parents found out a bookmark with purposeful horrible spelling errors, and didn't believe me when I said it was a joke

actual real ones

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>mom found the notepad on my phone that I use to bully myself

>mom found my diary desu
>it's in Japanese so she couldn't even read it desu
Later languagelets

>writing in Japanese
>she can just run it through Google
Not having a personal conlang at this point is unforgivable.

>her
>typing an entire diary of Kanji and kana into translator
Doubt it

>google providing an accurate translation of moonrunes
>google deciphering chicken scratches

midwit lol

>what is jisho.org

unusable for this purpose

>what are radicals

oh yes, manually discern written kanji and pick them out one by one
pretty sure cracking a code would be faster

>conlangs are codes
Conlangs have their own grammars. Unless you have access to the creator's documentation or to a community of people exclusively speaking in it so you can infer its usage, it's literally uncrackable.

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Kill yourself.

woah, calm down lucifer

based

hey thats me.

dad found the momcest NTR novellas

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