Your bogart, your patronus, and what you'd see in the mirror of erised

your bogart, your patronus, and what you'd see in the mirror of erised

a raccoon
a bear
a threesome with kelly c and miss sandy

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Old age
Osamu Dazai
Osamu Dazai completing his last manuscript, the lazy bastard.

what is this thread about, I havent read harry potter in ages

a jew
a german shepherd
me standing with uncle adolf

>inb4options1and3arethesame

based
spooky spider
teacup poodle
OP sucking my heterosexual penis with his gay mouth

Disgusting.

A stabby guy obviously
Just a fuckin bird
Lots of sex

no tiddies
a tiddy
tiddies

I don't remember what a bogart is

>Loneliness.
>An Okapi.
>My Uncle Charles.

DFW
Shakespeare
Discernible talent
I have no idea either put I think patronii are those blue spirits used to attack muslims

Also known as Bogie, Humphrey Bogart was an American actor popular in the 40's and 50's. He starred in multiple film noir titles, though is probably best-known for his character "Rick" (short for Richard Blaine) in the 1941 movie Casablanca.

>mirror of erised
literally desire backwards

preschool level of writing.

i didn't realize humphrey bogart starred in a film called "a raccoon" or "no tiddies". i havent seen those

An alternative timeline showing me I made inferior choices
An owl
A cute gf

butterfly
the dancing australian shitposter meme
a great american novel in the 21st century

An early death
Some kind of an owl maybe
A world with no men(males)

>your bogart
A giant slug.
>your patronus
My dick. Surely an incorporeal Patronus can be shaped like a wiener, right?
>what you'd see in the mirror of erised
Just my own reflection.

Now with that out of the way; I was randomly rereading first two chapters of book 5 and it made me really think. Dursleys aren't really as unreasonable as I remember them and them hating on Harry makes perfect sense.

>your bogart
jannies
>your patronus
a cute little honkler (pictured)
>and what you'd see in the mirror of erised
a good pile of poop for jannies to clean up

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>being old and decrepit
>an eagle or a cat
>a cute loving wife

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Bogie sucks cock. Cagney is the true man.

a mirror
a raccoon
me as a furry cat femboy

>my father angry
>a bear
>me being able to live as a professional writer

Myself
Myself
Myself