True Detective

Why was Marty so butthurt about this? Was it because he knew Rust knew he was cheating on his wife, and was insecure that he was creeping on his wife's sweet ass?

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He’s jealous of Ru for a bunch of different reasons.

Marty knows his wife — just like all women — is a whore.

Because Rust is an antisocial dick that rebuked all Marty's attempts at friendship, but every time he's around his wife he becomes friendly, eg. the first time he meets her and Marty makes an excuse for him to leave cause he's wasted, but Rust stays anyway. Add to this that Marty is insecure about Rust in general, and cheaters always project their cheating on their partners, he comes home and finds his partner wearing a tanktop alone with his wife and freaks out about it. The lawn thing is literally irrelevant, he wouldnt have cared if Maggie hadnt been there and Rust had mowed it, but because she was there it's like Rust is taking Marty's place in the house in his eyes.

Are you saying you just go over to your bud's house and mow his lawn, with his lawnmower?

based

>I like fucking MY wife

>cheat on your wife
>she finds out and cheats on you

Wow, imagine my shock. Marty got what he deserved. Like it or not, incels, but this blade cuts both ways.

>Add to this that Marty is insecure about Rust in general

This is true. Even after his falling-out he notes that Rust is a way better detective than him. On top of that, Rust made him realize that he's basically an emotional normie at heart, it wasn't until him and Rust were on verge of death together that he finally paid at least some heed to his philosophical ideas and actually tried to widen his horizon.

Someone post the webm

it's good that at the end they reverse that, where Marty is the one who figures out the clue that gets them to Carcossa(i forget what it is), and Rust basically starts agreeing with Marty about the pessimism stuff.

>where Marty is the one who figures out the clue that gets them to Carcossa

What? I forgot the details but wasn't Rust the guy who did like 99% of the work and Marty just came along because he was so disturbed by the video tape depicting ritualistic child sacrifice?

The lawn has got everything to do with it

Rust did do all the work, there was just a moment where Marty was the guy who figured the one thing out, it was almost Hollywood, but I can't remember what it was exactly. The point of it was just that Marty was actually a good detective too.

You ever notice when you cut a lawn you are literally walking around over and over in a flat circle?

I always cut my lawns zamboni style

What is that, Nietzsche?

the painted house?

I'm just comin' to pollinate your wife's prize-winning orchids, Marty

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synthetic courage indeed

>owning a lawn to begin with

Yes, please plaster my fertile earth with a literal no-use weed that makes it impossible for fruit-bearing plants to grow there. Please infect my home turf with a green virus that continously grows out of control and need constant mainentance. Grass is literal nature garbage.

What can I tell ya Marty, people like the color green.

he did, but Rust didn't deserve to be used by Maggie

Yeah normies be watchin this show like "dude lmao rust got laid atta boi"

they should just imagine if the genders were reversed.

>Cutting another mans grass metaphor

Except rust LITERALLY cut his grass.While he wasnt home and was then caught in the kitchen with his shirt off, sweaty drinking ince tea with his banging MILF wife while perving on his two cunny daughters.

Who wouldnt be angry.

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This was written by a woman

>Fucking another woman up the ass after she submits to you
>being used

Yeah righto. He knew what he was doing.

This. Cheaters project. If your gf accuses you of cheating there is a good chance she has been fucking her side dude recently.

Men can't cheat, liberal.

I could be wrong but I always viewed it as Marty thinking that he was better than Rust because he had a family and was part of the community. When he cheated on Maggie, I imagine he justified it as satisfying his libido but was still able to go back to a family. But when Rust and Maggie cheat, the facade fades and he slowly begins realising that he and Rust aren't so different, and that it is actually Rust's lack of intimate attachments that makes him more sympathetic and a better detective.

he liked to mow his lawn retard, you're reading too much into it

The man of the house or his son mows the lawn, not some random guy. It's basically the same as your neighbors seeing your friend's car parked at your house overnight while they know you're gone.

nigga, i would take out the trash and paint the garage as well.

>it's not degenerate when i do it
just right wing things

Rust should've fucked his kids instead

Ownership is one-way, retard.

>daily reminder that they never solved the case

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>bringing politics into this

Imagine being a lefty and worrying about nothing else but politics all day.

He did.

>with his two cunny daughters
>mfw the scene where they roleplay gangrape with their barbie dolls is just them reenacting "adult stories" that Rust told them when he was "watching" them for a minute

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How ?

Bravo cary

based and anti-lawnpilled

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>random chick with christian cross earring

Says nothing, a quarter of the world carries a form of some description as ornaments.

A man's home is his castle. Incels will never understand.

>cheaters project
THIS
Learned it the hard way while running counter 1.6 private servers
All those cunts that would call out others for cheating were almost always cheaters themselves.

What's with the anti-lawn stuff. Are lawns really that useless?

Rust would've been such a good groomer if he didn't grow the stache

Your comment is kinda fucked.

First day on Yea Forums? Or has ironic but not really pedophilia gone outta vogue? I haven't been active in awhile.

>up the ass
What?

HBO probably didn't allow him to do the full conspiracy reveal tying in Reverend Tuttle and the police. Errol Childress is not the answer to the case but just a small part of it.

He didn't bring politics into it, retard. He got baited into it though, so I guess he's still a fag.

Hey man, you're comment was kinda uncool aight

Someone I know told me that mowing the lawn is euphemism for shaving his wife's ass. Is that true?

What, he didnt fuck her up the ass? From that angle hes like flat up against her, does his dick curve around?

*back

mow her grass = fuck her ass

The company that produced the opening credits is seperated from the overall creation of the show. They just knew that there was gonna be seedy shit and hookers and had a dozen stills of McConaughey and Harrelson to work with.

>muh intent

selling my house and not having to worry about the lawn anymore was one of the best fucking feelings ever. that shit took over an hour to mow once a week, sometimes twice a week if it rained a lot. and for what? also had to put down seed and fertilizer 3-4 times a year. had to run the sprinkler (didn't have an automated buried system) in two spots in the back and 1 spot in the front every day in the summer. FUCK LAWNS

groom more faggot

fucking millenial

The lawn

The only real fuckery is the HOA with their inane bullshit. I got a letter because I didn't have halloween decorations. As a immigrant, I don't celebrate halloween. I moved out into the sticks and now I'm much happier.

>I got a letter because I didn't have halloween decorations
DO AMERICANS REALLY

something to do with "uniformity and unity of the neighborhood." I wish I still had the letter, I'd scan it for people to laugh at.

You should scan the HOA agreement you signed when you moved in you fucking moron. If you don't want to live under HOA rules, don't live in an HOA subdivision.

t. angry conformist boomer

I have 65 acres of forested land. No one forced you to sign that HOA agreement.

If it happened the other way around it would be called rape since Rust was wasted and depressed