i'll go first
>six people transcend their mortal bodies and become a spiritual hive-mind after a mutual friend dies
Itt we summarize books poorly
Caleb Rogers
Tyler Hughes
>A novel is compiled by all the wordles of the world
Luis Jones
>midget is tricked into satiating jewish greed under the watchful eye of an old homosexual
Nathaniel Nguyen
Wtf how
More like
>people get old also waah wahh modernity hurty
Xavier Sullivan
>Camp councilors strike; parents never informed | hijinks ensue
Brandon Parker
>guy's mom dies and he copes in the worst possible way
actually illiterate
Wyatt Wood
>brains are made of circles
Tyler James
stop tripfagging tripfag
heres your >you you >you slut
Gabriel Sanchez
>Marco Polo makes up some shit because he misses Venice
Juan Bailey
This made me laugh real hard, but Polo never mentions anything real in the book, or his origin from venice.
Cameron Sullivan
>Canada wants its independence, but everybody's too focused on tennis, drugs, capitalism, and art house films to give a rat's ass
Zachary Reyes
Currently reading. A bit more than I was thinking I was getting into. The long verbose rants could really be shortened but I still enjoy it when I have the stamina
David Walker
>two autists pretend to be the same person but then accidentally become that person, everybody is fine with this
yeah, it's exhausting, but it's definitely worth it. shame it has such a reputation here
Carson Nguyen
>Boomer father can't catch up with the times. Still tries to hang.
Lucas Morgan
>the plot of the Book of Mormon, the setting of Dune, the general feel of Aniara, and a pinch of misandry and homophobia
Landon Phillips
>cuck walks around
Ian Taylor
There's a whole dialogue between him and Kublai near the end about Marco Polo's memories of Venice and how he just makes up cities to describe the various facets of it.
>"Memory's images, once they are fixed in words, are erased."
Leo Gutierrez
I dont care what Yea Forums or /sci/ say that book is fun and interesting.
Ryder Walker
only a woman could write something that heinous
Parker Ramirez
>we summarize books poorly
if i’ve made this book unattractive to you, i’ve done my job. in reality, it’s actually good and you should read it
Josiah Foster
Kek
Noah Fisher
>Some dude turns into a bug and dies
Ayden Myers
niggers tongue my anus u.s.w.
Asher Allen
Ummm. Kill All Normies?
Job!
Brayden Wilson
better one
>man has rocket fetish, rocks fall everyone dies
Thomas Cruz
>Job!
Ulysses, you worthless tripcunt bitch
Luke Jackson
mom makes pancakes
Adrian Edwards
It’s so vague it works for both
Bitch
Isaiah Richardson
I didn't know there was a Forrest Gump novel
Logan Brooks
>nine theologians dream a labyrinthic library of mirrors in which a gaucho named Jorge Luis Borges and a tiger named Jorge Luis Borges speak the languange of God and dream each other in a knife fight -- a short story by Jorge Luis Borges, the fictional author of "The Aleph", a fictional book
Ian Martinez
>He parses myriad ethical quandaries.
Parker Gomez
Napoleon loses in the end
Benjamin Edwards
is there war and eventually peace?
Nathan Myers
>actually understanding this
fuck, i spend way too much time here
Brandon Ward
Remember to tip your prostitutes.
Xavier Torres
>Be more than your enemy and plan ahead and you will most likely win
Joseph Barnes
>I wish people used Unicode for their books instead of ASCII
Jonathan Miller
>incest is the key to enlightenment
Thomas Hughes
>hang
Josiah Allen
>move into the woods bro
Jaxon Bennett
Ulysses?
Matthew Bennett
>tfw you're bisexual and you fall in love with both your childhood friend and his mom and end up transcending your mortal body
Nicholas James
>some brothers try to avenge their father's murder, some kids fly around in a balloon, and some other stuff
Evan Hill
>rich people are mean