What books would bring and/or discuss at your first date?

What books would bring and/or discuss at your first date?

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If I'm trying to get some pussy, Harry Potter

>Harry Potter and women

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The one I was currently reading, if I were to do it

Hey, I work in the same building as these people

Harry Potter for 80% of the female population.
LOTR for 15%
And Dante's Inferno for 5%
I'll bring all 3 to play my odds and make my judgement as I see fit..

"john green is a h-hack"
"why do you say that user? he's much more accomplished than that david foster wallace guy you always talk about"

>he is much more accomplished
FOOLISH ATHEIST BUILD NOT ON EARTH TREASURES. Non-dogmatically though, have you heard of Herman Melville? He along with countless other ARTISTES disprove your sophmoric notions of literary success.

Bring whatever. It is a subtle threat.

>if you're Chad it doesn't fucking matter
>if you're not Chad it doesn't fucking matter.

>yeah he started talking about harry potter so i fucked him
have you spoke to any girls since year 9?

>have you spoke to any girls since year 9?
Rephrase that to: Have you spoken to any girls older than 9?

Bring Revolt Against the Modern World. Sure, everyone will scoff in disgust and will be blacklisted as a fascist, but if you get that one Traditionalist qt3.14 who wants nothing more than to obey her husband and pop out babies for him, then it will all be worth it.

triple dubs
this man speak the truth

If she can't talk for 3 hours about Heidegger she isn't worth the time.

Yea Forums is full of virgins kek. just be arrogant, well dressed and talk vaguely in the most pretentious way about whichever obscure author is on your shelf at the moment

t. ugly & anorexic french genius who exclusively dates models and actresses

>aimer les femmes intelligentes est un plaisir de pédéraste

Infinite Jest of course

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Monsieur, shut fuck up

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Captain Underpants
Lolita
Industrial Society and its Future

>imagine being a ereader fag and not being able to show a girl a book without showing your crusty epad with crusty cum stains

Charlotte's Web
SCUM Manifeseto
The Quran

>imagine not being a masturbation addicted slob

>Imagine not fapping to gay popper training videos for over 5 hours straight while high on poppers and marijuana

The second book of In Search of Lost Time-Within a Budding Grove.

my diary desu

You have the power to stop

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They don't look like they've been read, spine is too flat

"How to read a book" by mortimer j adler