Read Marx

>read Marx
>agree with him most of the time
>but end up becoming a theocratic feudal monarchist
Anyone else?

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Congrats, you've finally understood what ancaps are about-- you may be one.

Therein lie the makings of a true Asiatic statesman.

agreeing with Marx just gives you a clearer picture of the dynamics of capitalism. I find it hard to believe anyone engaged in financial speculation, spending their working lives trying to inhabit a kind of floating, impartial view of global market dynamics, could find the tenets of Marxism in any way deniable, despite being the direct handmaidens of a vampiric capitalism themselves

>but end up becoming a theocratic feudal monarchist
what do you mean 'become'? has your newfound ideology had any impact on your immediate experience, on society as a whole?

Did you turn into a theocratic feudal monarchist? Are your friends even aware of your fixation?

Marx reaches some correct conclusions but only accidentally (as in the starting premises are wrong).

>Read Marx
>agree with him on everything
>become a tranny
anyone else?

Me desu

>theocratic feudal monarchist

Ignatius, is that you?

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Marx makes some very accurate observation about capitalism but comes to entirely wrong conclusions.

Elaborate, pussy

Yeah, most people do that

feudalism is the most natural system tbqh

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Ignatius' favorite phikosopher was Boetius not Marx.

capitalism is just a liberal update to feudalism

My dad read Marx and decided to become a Capitalist, he carried a picture of J.P. Morgan in his wallet 'til the day he died...

what did he do?

I wish

what is the point in 'becoming' anything at all when you have no power whatsoever

even if you're fucking Vladimir Putin you're not really in control of how things are going to turn out. Is it just part of your identity

As somebody of the right I actually have a lot of respect for Marx, or at least what he actually had to say. It's Marxists that I can't stand because even when they interpret him correctly they don't understand some of the materialistic assumptions the philosophy is built on so they don't appreciate its limitations. They also unthinkingly perpetuate the same economic mistakes that Marx did. I can forgive the 19th century Marx for assuming economies of scale can grow continuously or exponentially but not anyone today.

it's true that a lot of the online strain of marx diehards are basically just priests and cultists. Marx was critiquing an arrangement of society that's still recognizable, but has obviously morphed and accelerated tremendously in the past 200 years. It's okay for him to be wrong about things, the fact that he's still relevant and worth citing is itself a miracle

what. a. fag. i’m glad he’s dead. fucking pictures of men in his wallet lmao

so... Hegel?

>read marx
>agree with him on almost everything
>become landian eco-fascist

Kind of. But philosophically Marx can't escape Stirner and politically the contest between bourgeoisie and proletariat has been eclipsed by the post-fordist conflict between the managerial elite and the petit bourgeoisie. A lot of today's rehashing of these Cold War debates does nothing but obfuscate the way society and economy have changed

But you must join a movement. Better sooner than later. Don't say you're an eco-fascist and then sit at home, eating chips, watching youtube.

brb mom's just called me to come downstairs - she finished making the tendies!

>Daddy Zizek!

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It’s fun

You and /r/chapotraphouse

Basically. It's weird how Marx wrote a book criticizing this guy, and in the book itself he comes off as an unsung hero of history

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Literally me, but I'd describe myself as more of a techno-feudalist with just a dash of scientific autocracy

Same, but I'm an anarcho-monarchist.

How does that work?

Poorly.

Literally the last truly great statesman.

His conclusions came down to predictions that didn't come true, what else is there to say?

>theocratic feudal monarchist
>ancap

fpbp

Capitalism versus socialism is the containment paradigm to keep us from considering an alternate solution. Both systems naturally devolve into oligarchy.

>watch marx
>duck soup is now my favorite comedy

>read about napoleon
>IQ increases by 500 points
>muscle mass quadruples
>instantly grow a forest of hair on my chest
>women in the hundreds fly towards me like magnets
anyone else?

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kek

>I agree/disagree with the author
What a bad fucking meme

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What the hell do you lads mean by feudal?

Aryan caste system.

This, a decentralized powerstructure with nodes attained by superior genetics, simultaneously ensuring stability and natural selection - all ruled over by a priest-king that occasionally calls his vassals into space jihads.

Please answer

Marx made the right constatations but the devil lies in his propositions

They know I'm a theocrat and traditionalist because i gave a long speech during college about why I thought women should mainly stay at home. They know I'm a theocrat too since I've debated literature majors on the viability of the Abrahamic God and the problem of evil. The monarchist thing is something I haven't really disclosed.

>read about napoleon
>turn into a midget
Anyone else?

u still have a napoleon dick tho lmao

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>read Yea Forums
>turn into a brainlet
I can't be the only one!

based and randian space-taoist pilled